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Clips from Scrubs - My Clean Break (S03E03)

"- Thanks, pal! - Uh-huh..."
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"Hold up!"
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"Easy, Moose, that stuff is forty bucks a tin."
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"Because I'm--I'm captain of m-m-my kite-flying team?"
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"Good morning, gentlemen."
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""The truth is most of them don't even bother trying.""
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""I guess everyone has their morning routines.""
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"too many toys can be over-stimulating for an infant,"
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"Oh, that's funny, because Jack here was just wondering why the crazy lady..."
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"I love our family."
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"Wow, she's using the "L" word now."
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"Yeeeaaah, but we're not really that serious."
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"Yeah."
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"Dude, relax. Enjoy the show."
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"Oh, I'm gonna get more buff!"
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"- Really!? - Yeah!"
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"Shoobity-doo! Hey!"
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"To the morgue!"
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"I was going to last night..."
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"but then I looked in her eyes, and I realized how rare..."
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"How did you have sex with the woman you're about to break up with?"
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"Babe, you gotta understand,"
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"a guy will sleep with any woman he finds attractive, no matter how he feels about her."
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"If Tyra Banks drove her car over my mom and then offered to have sex with me?"
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"government scientists to put Turk's mom's brain into Heidi Klum's body."
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"'Cause I love my mom."
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"Mm, and I would love her, too."
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"Excuse me. Can I borrow Dr. Reid?"
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"You may keep her."
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""Now that's a professional!""
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"I've let this whole new look thing slide the last few months,"
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"I'm going to give you the same advice I give my son every morning."
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"Mighty Kiiiiites!"
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"and medical personnel here with us today."
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"Not a real city, mind you, but... definitely a tiny ant city..."
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"Stringent what?"
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"Yes, Nervous Guy?"
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"What's "updoc"?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I didn't do anything. No yelling, no breaking stuff, nothing."
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"I'm..."
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"Focus in on how great it is to be single! Chasing tail!"
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"Oh, you don't care if you ever have sex again, do you?"
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"'cause since I've known J.D., he's never broken up with anyone."
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"But with Danni, I'm gonna do the honorable thing..."
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"I'm gonna have someone in a fireman's outfit tell her I burned to death."
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"Lisa...."
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"Drunk girl who was friends with the girl I really wanted to hook up with..."
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"I thought you meant teammates!"
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"Hey, Danni, it's me. What are you up to?"
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"I am trying to break someone's heart here, okay!?"
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"I'm feeling really bummed. Do you have a second to talk?"
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"Have the other doctors been making fun of the way I look?"
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"Only the girl ones, and you know, they're all "Mrreeeoww!!""
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"I did take his arms and his legs and move them back and forth... and..."
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"maybe the fact that I am the kinder, gentler..."
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"Right?"
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"What the hell, there, Pee-Pants? Are you... the only one here?"
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"Except I'm giant!"
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"- People ran. - Damn!"
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"Nah, that's weak. I mean, if someone doesn't care about you enough..."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Mm, darn. See ya!"
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"Which one of these is Chet's? We gotta put this coat back."
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"Okay, first of all, words cannot describe the smell that is currently on my cheek."
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"You get out clean, and now you wanna go back in just 'cause she rejected you?"
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"Not one resident showed up."
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"You have turned me into this soft,"
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"Oh, my... oh, my God!"
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"Happy birthday!"
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"For the last time, I'm allergic to coconut!"
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"Elliot... Have you been in the supply closet, crying?"
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"- pirate earrings. - Thank you for noticing."
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"It's a dumb stereotype. You just have to decide if it's worth the hassle."
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"Good cake, though."
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"Little piece of advice:"
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"Danni's not here."
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"Say what you want, those big round cheeks are warm in the morning..."
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"I just wanna know why she broke up with me."
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"Not cool."
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"Now, there you go, sweetheart!"
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"Thank you, sir."
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"I'm pretty much thinking it's time to get the fear back."
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"First off, let me just say..."
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"For the last couple of months I have been adrift in a sea of..."
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"to try and do better at something you supposedly DO?"
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""How did Doug get such incredible abs?""
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"Look..."
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"- Just tell me why. - Your cell phone wasn't turned off."
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"Actually I'm swamped, Danni. Sorry, I gotta go."
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""Come on! I always have time for you!""
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"You're still not over Elliot. And until you are,"
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"Right?"
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"Oh, thank God! You looked so slutty."
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"I look hot!"
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"snot-nosed baby docs were afraid of him."
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"Right? Well..."
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"unfortunately the only way I know how to teach is through..."
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"fear."
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"And I tell YOU this because..."
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"I know that this particular shortcoming..."
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"And again,"
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"She couldn't be more pleasant when you have it on. Take it off..."
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"nut bag, have it on... pleasant, approachable...."
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""As for me, if I'm not over Elliot, I might as well wait it out for the long haul.""
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"Let's get going. Sean's calling me at home in like ten minutes."
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"Hey, Chocolate Bear."
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"I didn't have time to shower this morning. Did you wax your dome?"
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"I sure did! Why?"
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"Chapped!"
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""It may sound sexist, but with the female doctors, it's slightly more noticeable.""
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"Hey, Janice. Is it windy out?"
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"No. Why do you always ask me that!?"
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"The M-m-mighty Kites?"
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""Agh! Okay, just say something innocuous.""
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"- "Except of course..." - Hey, girlfriends!"
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"How do you have the time to look so good every morning?"
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"Oh, this? Heh. Yeah, it doesn't take long."
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"Hi, cutie! Since you have so many balls and..."
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