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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Time Capsule (S03E03)

"to put in the time capsule?"
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"These are my mother's diaries."
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"Better than good, Jerry. Perfect."
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"Hey, Leslie, I have an idea."
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"Why don't we put Eduardo in there"
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"and seal the top so that he suffocates and dies?"
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"Okay, Tom, you're up."
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"of my ex-girlfriend Lucy"
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"and stink lines coming off her, 'cause she stinks."
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""Hey, Tom, I heard you and Lucy broke up.""
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""Yeah, man. Turns out she's crazy.""
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"I am submitting this menu"
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"A brief history of everything that has ever happened"
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"- Oh, my God, Leslie. - I know. Can you believe it?"
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"Pawnee: Engage with Zorp.""
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"our town was taken over by a cult."
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""Pawnee: Home of the world-famous"
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"that Pawnee is gonna be around for a long time..."
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"Oh, I'm actually gonna quote you on all of this,"
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"Okay."
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"Leslie, this guy's here."
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"I'm Kelly Larson."
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"Ah, you are the person that's been emailing me"
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"Well, I'm not. I'm older and a boy."
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"Can I tell you why?"
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"Oh, you're going all the way back to her birth. Okay."
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"and then April kissed me, and I told April,"
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"That's so true."
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"But now she's gone and gotten herself"
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"Uh, I was talking about me."
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"Hey."
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"Ann Perkins!"
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"He didn't... he didn't pay me."
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"Andy, I like this guy."
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"I just started dating Chris, and I don't know how,"
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"100 million copies worldwide."
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"Well, let me describe them to you shot-for-shot."
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"We slowly pan up over a mossy log"
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"and there is nothing in Twilight"
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"The town of Forks, Washington is exactly like Pawnee,"
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"I'm sorry. I have to say no."
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"I beg you to reconsider."
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"He concerns me."
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"What's going on?"
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"who's obsessed with a kid's book."
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"It's a girl, isn't it?"
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"It's the look that Mike had on his face"
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"when Bella turned him down for the dance."
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"What look did your mom have on her face"
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"And you know who else does?"
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"Those books are good."
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"Oh, I love any book about vampires,"
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"Yes, you are. You're trespassing."
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"Well, the fact remains this is perfectly legal."
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"but I am not gonna leave until you"
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"This muscle-headed storm trooper"
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"Go ahead, Artie."
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"No! No! No! No! No!"
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"Please! No! No! No! No! No! No! Get him away from me!"
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"Stop."
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"In two hours, he's gonna be so hungry"
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"He brought a pillow."
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"Hey, dude, wake up, man."
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"Twilight is dope."
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"- I told you. - I couldn't put it down."
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"Book two. Twilight: New Moon."
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"And a third and a fourth."
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"I worked really hard. I did every pair that I could."
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"They're for adventure racing."
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"Why do I want to help him?"
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"Because he's a good person."
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"a word I really think you should use..."
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"The key to April's heart is within you, Andy."
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"What else?"
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"- What else? - That's it."
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"Am I Team Edward? Yes."
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"Can you please, please be quiet?"
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"Look at it this way, Tom."
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"- The volturi? - Yes."
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"I'm gonna go do my work in the conference room,"
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"Good morning, Kelly."
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"Oh, morning, Leslie."
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"Thank you so much."
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"because I know why you're here."
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"But I looked at the inside cover,"
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"and I saw this."
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"is 12 years old, a straight "A" student"
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"Is that why you did this?"
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"to get it in there, I'd be a big hero."
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"You don't have to put Twilight in the time capsule."
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"It would make a great human interest story."
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"every time you want to do anything,"
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"some guy's gonna come into your office"
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"Then we shall bring the pipe to them."
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"Oh, no."
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"What does that mean?"
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"We're gonna hear suggestions from everyone,"
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"Please remember this is a government project,"
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"Eduardo."
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"I'm just gonna be... Super nice to you."
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"Um, what, uh, CDs are those?"
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"You, uh, like music? What are you listening to?"
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"Yes! I love that song."
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"We're amazing, so let me know how much you like us."
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"Yeah, gracias."
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"That means "thank you"?"
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"Anyone else? Great."
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"for family stability foundation."
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"There are girls quivering."
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"There are boys staring deeply into girls' eyes"
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"as they quiver and so forth."
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"There really is a tremendous amount of quivering."
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"Absolutely not."
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"No? Okay."
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"No! You promised!"
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"- It's secul... - Go back to Russia, commie!"
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"Why would I go to Russia?"
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"Um, who else?"
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"I don't care about Twilight."
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"Why is this only about his favorite book?"
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