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Clips from NewsRadio - Flowers for Matthew (S05E05)
"that he really is quite a sweet guy."
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"I did meet him, Dave."
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"Oh, how so?"
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"Today, you were my stupid Matthew."
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"Someone could trip on that,"
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"[♪]"
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"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
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"She obviously likes you, you silly little man."
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"Lisa, I have friends. What I need is sex."
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"You have friends?"
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"JIMMY: Hey, Matthew. What you got there, son?"
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"you know, "Donuts versus bagels: which one Is rounder?""
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"that we would never ever put on the air."
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"before walking through the lab. Shh!"
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"Garm Phinc."
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"Hey. Hey, Matthew. How you doing?"
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"Oh, well, thank you, Matt."
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"Well, isn't it obvious?"
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"why would she tell me that you had a crush on me?"
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"and that's when I realized I was getting smarter."
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"You understand everything they say?"
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"Hey, look, now that the genie's out of the bottle,"
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"You know what? You're right, all right? And I'm sorry."
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"Thank you very much."
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"I think I'm gonna be sick."
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"Oh, I never really thought of it like that."
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"Short for "Smart Matthew.""
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"But wait, wait a second."
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"The puppeteer who made Yoda authorized"
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"More after this."
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"and tell Beth the truth."
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"Joe, take his blood pressure?"
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"It's well within the predicted mean for a specimen of my age."
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"Please leave me be."
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"to control the involuntary musculature."
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"Are you stalking me now too?"
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"DAVE: Hey."
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"No, no, no, no, no. Smart Matthew."
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"You can call me Smimmy."
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"You okay?"
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"he can stay in midair indefinitely"
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"I hate you and I hope you get run over by a bus!"
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"Mm-hm. Well, whichever one you are,"
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"I've enjoyed talking to you today."
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"God, woman, can't you take no for an answer?"
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""Smatthew"?"
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"Good, huh?"
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"Physically you feel okay, huh?"
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"No, I'm okay. I'm okay."
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"It sounds like you're warming up to Matthew a bit."
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"I think it'd be nice for you to know"
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"Darn it! It's incredible."
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"Garelli-James Pharmaceuticals Inc."
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"Son, you really reading"
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"No, I was out of line and--"
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"I knew you would."
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"And third of all, don't ever kiss me again."
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"About the involvement of tongue?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'm having a little trouble following this."
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"Well, consider Wile E. Coyote."
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"But the ball's in your court now."
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"Not very well."
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"that even remotely resembles the hots for you."
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"Joe, what have I told you about experimenting on Matthew?"
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"I can make a drink"
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"Oh, here's that city budget review I promised you, David."
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"You know, I apologize, Lisa, if you misinterpreted my vibe."
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"Also, I did an extrapolation"
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"I tell you, it's just incredible."
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"it all falls into place."
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"I've started it up again."
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"LISA: You know,"
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"No, David."
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"Here he comes."
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"This is a news station, not a car dealership."
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"I do. In a way it seems like it might be busy work."
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"Banana peel. See? That's mighty slippery."
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"Oh, somehow I doubt that."
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"I thought so. I'll just start crunching the numbers."
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"So, Matthew, you--? You actually feel smarter?"
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"Okay, reminder: I am a human being."
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"How'd you know we were talking about you?"
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"Oh, a little too real for you?"
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"Whole new vistas are opening up before me."
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"you know, think of you as Matthew, you know?"
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"and not be involved in any of this."
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"Oh, a latter-day Sisyphus. It's not important."
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"since you guys obviously have some drinking to do."
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"Smart Matthew."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"That's the paper that doesn't have any comics in it."
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"Yeah, nice try."
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"and his elephant friend, which are just stupid."
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"A little help, please."
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"I'm not wearing a tie."
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"Shh!"
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"Yeah, but what if she just wants to be friends?"
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"Who told you?"
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"How much is a driver's side airbag, sir?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Actually, Matthew, that's--"
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"Really? Max likes me?"
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"Well, A, it stands to reason. And, B, I was reading your lips."
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"Well, then why would she say that?"
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"Then I thought the other thing,"
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"[♪]"
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"and I was so happy."
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"First of all, don't ever kiss me again."
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"But of course. Excellent."
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"Because you're embarrassed."
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"I'll get Joe to make a batch."
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"No, it won't work. Well, why not?"
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