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Clips from The Simpsons - The Bart of War (S14E14)

"Now, let's make jelly."
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"I feel like luge silver medalist Barbara Niedernhuber."
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"Wow, Mr. Flanders is really into the Beatles."
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"Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye."
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"Sin of regret."
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"Ah! The house is slightly askew. To the panic room!"
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"Okay, home invaders, we don't want to hurt you."
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"- We just want to talk. - Well, if you just wanna talk..."
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"Well, well, well, looks like a couple of punks..."
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"Please don't call our parents."
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"Of course, every generation hyphenates the way it wants to."
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"Jump in anytime, Eddie. These are good topics."
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"But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection."
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"Hey, boys will be boys."
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"It's not all his fault."
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"I blame this latchkey kid."
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"They're good for telling women what to do with their bodies."
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"...where Bart's not under the watchful eye of myself or..."
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"Homer, get over here."
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"Hee, hee, look at me. I'm Brian Epstein."
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""I own all your songs, losers.""
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"Here are some supervised activities we can all do together."
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""Future Veterans of Foreign Wars.""
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"- They had to admit homosexuals. - Hmm."
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"How come I'm not doing this stuff with Milhouse?"
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"You won't be seeing Milhouse for a while."
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""The Pre-Teen Braves.""
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"Dad, maybe you could lead Bart's tribe."
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"I am wearing tiny briefs"
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"Braves teach values boys should know Now extended drum solo"
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"Hey! I will now give each of you your specially selected tribal name."
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"Pick one."
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"Let's see. What Native American activity should we do?"
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""Making wallets, faking crop circles, respecting nature"?"
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"Hey, Lazy Horse, find us something cool to do."
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"The noble Chiefs outsmarted the treacherous Cowboys..."
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"Unfortunately, after further review, the Great Father in the sky determined..."
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"...that the receiver's moccasins were out of bounds."
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"I shall bet no more forever."
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"I smell smoke."
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"- I smell smoke. - Aah!"
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"- ...received our smoke signal. - Wow."
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"- Neato. - Awesome."
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"Hail to our new chief, the surprisingly hot Mrs. Simpson."
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"Oh, well, thank you. I'm gonna make sure you boys have..."
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"But I was chosen by the Great Spirit to teach these young braves..."
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"...the ways of the antelope and the ear of corn..."
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"Nelson, leggings?"
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"- You haven't seen your dad in years. - Hey, today might be the day."
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"Nelson?"
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"You came back from the store."
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"Let's admire Nelson's love of nature."
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"Say hello to Jim Proudfoot from the Mohican tribe."
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"Mohican? I thought you guys were all gone."
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"Ha, ha. No, but we encourage the myth."
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"Chicks really dig you when you're the last of something."
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"Uh, are we on Indian land?"
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"It once was. My tribe's land stretched..."
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"Wow!"
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"The Great Spirit blessed us with beauty and abundance."
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"But that harmony has been shattered, and now the land weeps."
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"Hey, treadmill, how do you like this incline?"
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"Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Mm-hm."
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"- And why are we gonna do it? - Liberal guilt."
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"...I even tipped off the local paper."
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""Activity Participated In By Some." Hey, that's great."
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"Make sure you use Pine-Sol on those pine trees..."
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"...for that pine fresh smell."
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"Hey. Some jerks cleaned our field."
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"It's awful. It looks like Wisconsin."
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"I hereby declare this area cleaned up by the Cavalry Kids."
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"Whoops. Ooh. Uh..."
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"It was already dead."
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"...of non-denominational community youth groups."
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"Surely there's room in this town..."
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"Yeah. But the Girl Scouts already control the south side."
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"Will you be my mommy?"
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"You smell like dead bunnies."
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"Another of those youth groups that apes the cultures..."
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"...of indigenous peoples you invaded and destroyed?"
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"Exactly. The Pre-Teen Braves."
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"Exactly. The Pre-Teen Braves."
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"Go ahead and hate your neighbor Go ahead and cheat a friend"
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"One tin soldier rides away"
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"Hello, I'm heavyweight champ, Drederick Tatum..."
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"Whichever one sells the most candy..."
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"...will be honorary batboys at the nextlsotopes home game."
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"Yours in Christ, the Cavalry Kids.""
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"Marge, you were an excellent peacetime chief..."
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"Oh, it's too tight. Take it off. Take it off. Take it off."
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"Men of cruelty."
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"Okay, Bart. Back up the truck."
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"Mr. Leonard, Mr. Carlson?"
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"...the same candy inside the store but for less."
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"Oh, man, that went south quick. I gotta find a bathroom."
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"Your candy is tainted."
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"The batboy prize is forever beyond your reach."
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"Melts in your mouth, not in your pants."
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"Greetings, Springfielders."
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"Could everyone please lean forward expectantly?"
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"Wait a minute. How could those stupid jarheads win?"
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"Who'd want candy filled with laxatives?"
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"Holy moly. I'm moving like Ginger Rogers."
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"Looks like this is one time the Indians didn't win."
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"Well, that's it. They've beaten us."
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"At least we made a lot of people sick."
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"Well, I'm not finished."
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"I'm gonna take that bartending course, including today's lighter drinks."
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"People will do anything a sign tells them."
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"Dad, we're gonna be late for the game."
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""Baseball"? Eh."
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"Here to perform the national anthem are today's honorary batboys..."
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"After this prank, everyone's gonna hate those Cavalry clods as much as we do."
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"Oh, say can you see"
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"That the team sucks out loud"
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"And you fans are all plowed"
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"This is an outrage. The Cavalry Kids must hate America."
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"Hey, show some respect. My dad died in some war."
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"You call this a large beer?"
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"Time to knock off this knock-off."
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