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Clips from The Simpsons - The Bart of War (S14E14)

"Pound him, Milhouse."
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"You lay off my girlfriend's ex-husband."
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"All I wanted was to glue feathers on felt..."
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"Oh, my God. That's my wife. And she's crying."
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"Then show us your boobs."
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"...but a sweet soothing hymn like the national anthem of Canada."
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"Our home and native land"
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"- - True patriot love"
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"In all thy sons command"
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"With glowing hearts we see thee rise"
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"The True North, strong and free"
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"Shh."
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"These losers are out of peanut butter."
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"I know how to make some."
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"A 40-year-old novelty beverage? Hand it over."
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"The folks at the senior center will love that peach tree we planted."
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"Then I don't know what'll happen When they come"
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"People, people, calm down."
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"Just like real Indians."
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"You mean, like some sort of madman?"
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"...which we call maize, that the papoose..."
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"Oh, I'll be at Moe's talking normal."
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"Who is he talking to?"
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"The land gave birth to the trees, the animals frolicked in the waters..."
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"I'm so proud of what you guys are doing..."
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"Papa?"
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"I can't help myself. Punch and grope. Punch and grope. It's all I was taught."
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""We will crush you and smother your dreams."
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"Would you like to buy some candy bars for charity?"
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"It's laxative-free for today's lifestyle."
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"Mm..."
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"I'm on federal assistance. Unh!"
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"Oh, jeez, how did this happen?"
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"And now it's a donnybrook."
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"Oh, lassie, dry your tears."
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"I am "Burger With Fries." Man, is that uninspired."
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"It gives me pleasure to announce the group..."
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"Welcome, fans of America's favorite pastime..."
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"I'm bored."
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"- Ideally, no, but... - I'll do it."
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"...with a seven-yard screen pass."
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"On the bloody morning after"
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"The Bart of War"
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"Kids, that cartoon's not life-affirming."
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"- When is a divorce ever final? - All right, let's move in."
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"There won't be any trumpets blowing Come the judgment day"
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"Oh, sure. We were just gonna buy..."
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"Ah. Boy, that slaked my thirst."
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"Yeah, "The Best Is Yet to Come." Real original."
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"Oh, no. The Pawnee have returned."
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"Hey."
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"Jeez, I don't remember this much bad blood when I was a Cavalry Kid."
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"Sometimes I wish a cat would eat me."
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"Bright, brighter, brightest, off. Bright, brighter, brightest, off."
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"- Sin of pride, Roddy. - I'm sorry."
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"Daddy, I'm scared."
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"I hear those kids' voices are done by grown-ups."
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"I'm afraid I have to for hijinks like these."
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"I never knew you were such a Beatles fan."
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"Uh, I assume you're pressing charges?"
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"You are so right, Ned. There won't be a single minute..."
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"Yeah. Indians don't sit around drinking beer and watching TV."
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"Then there's *NSYNC. Ha!"
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"Marge, remove that stitching."
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"I ain't doing any fighting."
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"Oh, Ned, I am so sorry."
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"Hmm..."
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"Yay!"
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"Let's go, boys."
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"Do it in the name of Heaven You can justify it in the end"
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"...but these times call for men of cruelty."
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"...which has sold the most candy."
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"Unh! Huh?"
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"D'oh! Ah!"
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