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Clips from Scrubs - My Inconvenient Truth (S07E07)

"Stop ruining it! Why do you have to ruin things?"
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"I'm having a moment here!"
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"Let's go."
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"It must suck that Sam and Kim moved."
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"The new patient scale had all the female staffers"
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"obsessing about one thing."
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"I need to lose two pounds."
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"- Oh, no! J. D! - You think that this is the way to treat..."
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"Good."
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"Problem, ladies?"
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"Sorry..."
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"Hey, if you're gonna drive that gas guzzler,"
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"the least you can do is carpool."
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"Hey! I don't see you bringing anybody to work."
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"Yeah. I let it run all day so I can leave the air conditioner on."
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"You have to see An Inconvenient Truth."
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"It will change your life."
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"The cause of global warming..."
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"Yeah."
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"Being trapped in an elevator with you while you whine about your stupid life?"
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"You know what? It's actually okay. All I need's a little white noise."
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"and if I ever want to bring Sam here, I can't,"
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"- Later. - Later."
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"the cherry on top of the crap sundae that is my life?"
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"Tomorrow my loser brother's coming here. Not happy."
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"He got septic and there was nothing we could do."
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"You still want to complain because your brother's coming in today?"
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"Tomorrow. Dan's coming tomorrow."
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"He gave me a call and asked me if I'd help him"
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"with some embarrassing prank he wanted to pull on you."
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"I am."
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"Christopher, thanks again for your help."
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"I am there for you."
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"Takes more planning than that."
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"Three admissions in six months for stress-related issues?"
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"Stop. Getting. Worked up. Over."
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"Dear God."
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"Here's your coffee, Dr Cox."
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"You want me to grab that"
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"even though I suspect the reason that you're holding the handle"
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"Now, I sent you out to get me some joe, not to give me a burn."
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"Wow."
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"You do realise that you just told a patient to reduce stress"
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"Two words, sweetie, "Sun Screen.""
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"God, that's delicious."
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"Our patients shouldn't have to take advice that we can't follow ourselves."
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"Woman's logic is flawless."
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"Okay, people, time to save the planet. But where to begin?"
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"Except when the hemp oil seeps into your bloodstream. Then it's awesomer!"
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"Sir."
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"Make it snappy, Jumpsuit, I'm already late for my nap."
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"on my pillow again."
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"This hospital is dropping the ball environmentally"
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"- Will it cost me anything? - No."
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"Knock yourself out, hippie."
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"Groovy."
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"Hey, brother."
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"He lives in an apartment that happens to be in Mom's attic."
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"Yep, nothing makes my life seem less crappy"
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"than hanging out with my loser bro."
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"I mean, sure, there's lots of bats up there,"
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"but that's because there's no air conditioning."
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"Bats like heat?"
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"Because I don't love you like he does."
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"Told you."
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"Turns out I'm really good at this real estate stuff."
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"Probably because it involves not a small amount"
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"of lying and doublespeak."
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"Good question, J.D."
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"I was unaware one needed a reason to try and score a free meal."
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"I guess not."
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"So, Robyn, I see here that you passed out at work."
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"Really? No way."
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"No, but I have to come up with something interesting, right?"
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"Oh, I can't. My mom's still alive."
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"Hopefully it'll be something exotic. But not fatal."
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"What if someone who's not a carpool parks here?"
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"You'll notice on the back, I've made a list of some possible consequences"
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"for violating the hospital's new Green Policy."
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"Of course."
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"And as for parking in a "Carpool Only" lane."
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"Hey, guys."
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"I'm gonna go with "Ow.""
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"and it really helped turn my life around."
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"A new car!"
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"What the hell?"
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"Your prealbumin is low, you have a protein deficiency."
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"Robyn, you're malnourished."
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"I read your case history."
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"Robyn, you're 5'9" and you weigh 119 pounds."
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"You need to gain some weight."
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"What the frick?"
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"You're wrinkling my shirt! Put me down!"
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"this seems wildly inappropriate."
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"Well, I checked your malnourished patient's chart back there"
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"and, well, something occurred to me. You're 5'9" also, aren't you?"
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"You can't be driving 40 minutes on a scooter to go see your kid."
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"I don't want your charity, Dan. Take it back."
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"No, it's yours."
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"Really? Well, if it's mine,"
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"then I guess you won't care if I do this."
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"Wow, this thing must have a fantastic crash test rating."
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"Hey, you! Come over here and read this number, will you?"
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"- No, Boon. I will kill your family! - Go read those numbers!"
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"Hypocrisy, thy name is... Boon, do you want to finish that for me?"
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"It's you, Barbie. Hypocrisy, thy name is you."
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"I'm gonna take a quick breather."
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"as much as the next guy, but what's your problem?"
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"and you give me a car?"
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"So, what?"
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"Don't say it."
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"You need to grow up."
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"I wasn't speaking to my brother."
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"Of course, Dan reacted the way he always does."
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"Now, who's that guy? What's behind that door?"
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"When's the next bus to Chicago? 7:00, be under it."
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"Where's that girl going? Wanna see me do a funny dance?"
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"Break it! Break it! Break it!"
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"Now, when you do waltz into your similarly stick-like patient's room,"
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"I don't want you to feel guilty"
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