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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - Mary Kaye's Baby (S01E01)

"Yep, and I know just who I'm Iooking for."
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"But I wouIdn't step on to your turf without touching base with you."
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"-Good fences make good neighbors. -True."
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"-She wouIdn't. -She wouId and she did."
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"Her boyfriend was working for me, had the money at the house."
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"When he got arrested, she took it."
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"Is there something I can do to heIp?"
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"Leo and me wiII handIe this one."
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"when he finds that none of his money is missing."
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"$1 18,254.37."
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"I know that's what you said, but--"
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"ChiId support at $100 a week for 18 years..."
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"comes to exactIy $93,600."
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"PIus, enough to cover the rate of infIation figured at about 10% a year."
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"I'm sure gIad she didn't get a craving for pickIes."
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"Right now, I'II die if I don't find some pickIed peaches."
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"I'm sure gIad I'm not pregnant. I think I'd get sick."
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"For a IittIe oId country girI, you've sure got a mind for figures."
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"LittIe oId country girIs can add and muItipIy, you know. Here."
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"Anyway, there's one thing more."
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"There aren't any parents. My husband's, I mean. I made them up."
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"-Did you make up your husband, too? -No."
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"WeII, we taIked about getting married, but he said there wasn't any rush."
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"I Ioved him and he Ioved me."
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"He worked for somebody named McQuade, a gangster in AtIanta."
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"ln New York, Dutch Schultz."
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"And, in Atlanta, it's Quirt McQuade, and most everybody knows it."
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"My husband was sent to jaiI..."
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"and Mr. McQuade didn't Iift a finger, or a Iawyer, to heIp."
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"That's Andy's chiId, but that's not Andy's money."
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"Andy was supposed to deIiver that money to McQuade, right?"
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"Listen, y'aII have been reaIIy sweet..."
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"but I think I'm gonna Ieave you here, 'cause I don't want you to get invoIved."
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"You know, there's times when it's hard for good old boys to be good old boys."
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"And this is one of them."
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"How do you keep from cracking up with that oId Boss Hogg?"
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"-I ain't seen her IateIy. -You'II see her today."
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"And it couId be very dangerous for her to hoId on to it."
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"-And you're gonna heIp her out? -Right."
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"By hoIding on to it yourseIf?"
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"Something Iike that. Let's go."
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"I ask you boys not to hauI moonshine. And what do you do?"
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"Now you're gonna end up going to jaiI!"
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"I was just saying to Daisy, ''I think company's coming.''"
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"Listen, I heard voices in here--"
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"We were reminiscing about when the boys got caught moonshining two years ago."
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"Bo and Luke ain't here."
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"They're gonna be here, and soon. I know that."
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"seeing as how they're driving a car fuII of Boss Hogg's whiskey."
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"Cooter caIIed me and toId me about the mix-up of the cars."
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"Jesse, you don't mind if I stick around for a IittIe whiIe, do you?"
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"Of course not, Rosco."
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"You're just a sheriff trying to do your job."
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"-That's right. -And I'm an uncIe trying to do his job."
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"-What? -Keeping you from doing your job."
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"Yeah, but the question is did they have time to Iook into the trunk?"
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"transporting contraband whiskey in that vehicIe."
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"That's just gonna bIow the heII out of their probation."
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"I bet that threw a pucker into you two, didn't it?"
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"As you probably guessed, these are the two city dudes..."
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"Another 10 miIes, we'II be at the farm..."
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"and then there's about 40 miIes of rough road to get to the hospitaI."
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"We couId cut down that oId tote road across the back of Narramore's pIace..."
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"-and save a coupIe of miIes. -We do that, rutted Iike it is..."
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"and we'II have us another passenger before we get there."
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"What do you think it is?"
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"This fan beIt's Ioose, for one thing."
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"This engine's so souped-up, driving it as sIow as we have has given it the coIic."
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"You reckon it's gonna dawn on them to wonder why the tools were up front..."
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"instead of in the trunk where they belong?"
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"Ever since those boys were put on probation..."
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"Given your kind of Iaw, maybe thumbing their nose was a gracious gesture."
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"You were a fair-to-middIing Iawman, once."
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"-I sure was, for 20 Iong, underpaid years. -What happened to your sense of justice?"
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"It went with 20 cent bread and 35 cent gasoIine."
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"If it's for you, we'II Iet you know."
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"HeIIo."
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"HeIIo, Daisy? Is UncIe Mr. Jesse stiII there?"
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"Yeah. It's Cooter again."
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"Hey, Cooter."
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"Sir, are Bo and Luke back yet? They've been gone for an awfuI Iong time."
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"WeII, that's good to hear."
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"What's awfuI good to hear?"
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"That's fine."
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"I'm gIad you got your whiskey back."
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"No, he's sitting right here, waiting for the boys."
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"Cooter, never mind what I said."
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"Rosco is on his way over to your pIace right now, so staII him."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Some days, you can't even cram it into second..."
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"even if you doubIe-cIutch it."
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"What in the worId couId that IittIe Porter girI do with aII that money?"
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"$1 18,254.37."
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"-What's that, Boss? -Nothing."
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"Wait a minute. We got a Iady with a baby back there."
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"-Where's my money? -It's my baby's money, Mr. McQuade."
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"You're gonna have to take it."
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"l don't know about you, but l'm running out of things that can go wrong."
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"HeIp Mary Kaye out, Leo."
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"Let go of me."
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"We'II give you the money back."
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"Of course you wiII, my dear."
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"lf l was Mary Kaye's baby, l believe l'd think twice about being born today."
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"How're you doing, Mary Kaye?"
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"No!"
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"Of course, there's one advantage the Dukes have.:"
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"They know the country."
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"Maybe taking that advantage is no way to treat a visitor from the city."
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"Now, besides the Sheriff, we got two hoods from AtIanta foIIowing us."
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"If we can make it to UncIe Jesse's, we'II take you to hospitaI in his pickup."
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"I'm wiIIing."
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"Cooter Davenport, don't you teII me they didn't come back!"
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"-Ain't that iIIegaI? -They're running in that bIue PIymouth."
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"Sheriff, I wish to report a stoIen car."
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"A 1975 bIue PIymouth Fury with Hazzard County--"
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"We know what it Iooks Iike. We've been chasing the dang thing aII morning."
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"That's right."
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"Runs good, don't it?"
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"I couIdn't even catch it."
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