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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - Mary Kaye's Baby (S01E01)

"-What kind of headers are in there? -Tuned EdeIbrocks."
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"-Tuned EdeIbrocks? -I had them put it in Iast week in RutIedge."
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"I was running Hookers on that Chevy that I had."
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"But I totaIed the Chevy, and I was thinking about...."
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"I'II give you a good price on any kind of work that y'aII need."
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"Howdy."
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"-HeIIo, McQuade. -HeIIo, Boss."
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"Fine day."
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"That there's the undying truth, ain't it?"
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"-Hi, Daisy. -Hi!"
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"The Sheriff was here."
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"He'II just have to stand in Iine and wait his turn."
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"Don't worry about it. We aIready dumped the whiskey that was in the car."
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"-The trunk? -Yeah."
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"Oh, Lord."
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"There ain't gonna be time to take her anywhere, except in the house."
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"You sure you can do it?"
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"The onIy thing we've seen you midwife is a coupIe of goats and two mares."
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"Bo, you go tear up some cIean sheets."
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"Now, Mary Kaye, don't you be afraid."
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"The very first sight they ever did see in their whoIe Iife..."
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"was this handsome face of mine."
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"IncIuding them two up there."
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"Now go on. Do what I toId you."
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"Come on, then."
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"It's okay. I'm aII right."
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"Some more."
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"lf that baby survives this start, it deserves to become President."
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"Breathe."
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"We got enough boiIing water here to wash an eIephant and two bIue tick hounds."
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"That's supposed to keep the new father busy."
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"-I ain't the father. -I ain't, either."
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"But I'II teII you something."
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"Nobody forgets $100,000."
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"UncIe Jesse."
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"They're reIoading."
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"You stay with her."
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"HoId it right there."
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"I say, McQuade."
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"-What in the heII do you want? -To begin with, watch your Ianguage."
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"Now then, McQuade...."
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"CouId you pIease Iook at me when I'm taIking to you?"
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"You go paging me when there's Indians out there shooting at me?"
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"There's no Indians around here."
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"I once put in for federaI funds..."
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"to heIp the Indians in Hazzard County."
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"But the federaIs couIdn't find one singIe Indian."
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"I don't waste no Iove with them Dukes, but I won't have shooting in my county."
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"If it takes shooting to get it back, there's gonna be shooting."
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"HoId your fire, boys! It's me, Boss Hogg, your friend."
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"-Where is it, Mary Kaye? -Where's what?"
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"The money."
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"I don't rightIy remember what I did with it."
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"-What are you saying? -It's his."
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"I know he don't have no name yet, but he's here."
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"So, you see, it ain't even yours to give away."
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"-That's true. -Anyways, you certainIy can't give away..."
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"I think we're pretty smart for a coupIe of country gaIs."
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"Because we keep it a pretty good secret."
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"And Iet's keep it that way."
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"Now those Dukes have gone too far."
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"-Look, Iet's make a deaI. -No deaIs. I want my money."
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"-It's yours if you Ieave us aIone. -You're dead and so are they."
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"AII right, shoot. You'II never see the money."
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"Freeze! You're under arrest!"
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"You have the right to remain siIent."
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"-Anything you say-- -Enos, don't do that now."
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"-That a boy. HoId him right there. -Y'aII better get out of the way."
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"-Now, one second. -You can have the money."
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"Oh, my gosh! AII that money is in there."
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"-My money! -My evidence!"
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"Yep, at Ieast we got rid of that."
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"End of story. Almost."
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"Yep, couId have been."
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"And that couId have been moonshine that bIew up in the trunk."
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"You guys think you're smart, don't you?"
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"The truth is, he ain't really all that mad."
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"As much as he wants to see Bo and Luke back in jail..."
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"And that's okay."
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"l mean, everybody should ought to get a little something out of all this."
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"-Is the Sheriff gone? -Yeah, he's gone, and Boss Hogg, too."
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"I guess I forgot to teII anybody that I brought this in."
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"Brought what?"
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"This!"
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"There ain't nobody would deny him that."
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"I'd give a nickeI to find out why they're chasing us."
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"You figured out yet if it's us he's chasing?"
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"Who was Cooter running that whiskey for?"
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"That somebody is gonna be awfuI peeved at Cooter."
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"And the trouble with some trouble is at first it don't look like trouble."
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"Not unIess you mean Mary Kaye Porter. 5'5'', 1 15 pounds..."
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"on Frontage Road."
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"But you know I can't be hauIing moonshine in a poIice car."
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"He ought to. That's good shine."
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"lncluding the Sheriff."
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"is you can't count on it."
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"She sure didn't take much."
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"You in troubIe, Mary Kaye?"
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"You see, you've aIready decided the worst."
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"I'm not sure I Iike the word ''handIe.''"
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"Don't worry."
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"lf you're wondering why the boys' eyes are bugged out like a popeyed mule...."
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"You got any idea what McQuade's gonna do to you when he finds you?"
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"If that ain't indigestion, we're in troubIe."
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"Sure do."
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"I've toId you time and time again."
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"I doubt that..."
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"not to get rid of the whiskey that's in that car, do you?"
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"It don't make no difference anyway, because they have been observed..."
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"AIong with my pension, which the peopIe in Hazzard County vetoed."
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"We must have a bad connection or something."
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"There she is. PuII on over now."
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"-No! -Come on, don't hurt her."
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"No, it's for my baby."
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"She sure does. What do you run in that thing?"
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"Y'aII come by here anytime."
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"Daisy, you go turn down the comforter. We's gonna have us a baby."
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"I can't teII you the number of IittIe babies I've brought into this worId."
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"It's good for you."
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"With aII that happened today with Mary Kaye's baby--"
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