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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - Mary Kaye's Baby (S01E01)

"what you can't remember what you did with, can you?"
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"Why am I getting a headache from you?"
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"AII three of us."
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"My toe! You shot my toe!"
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"You won't pIay footbaII anymore, boy."
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"That constitutes crueI and unusuaI punishment."
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"In there? Oh, no!"
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"Yes, sir, that couId have been a bIue sedan."
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"he don't want to see them dead."
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"Then, there's capturing them two big city hoods."
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"And that's the legend of how Mary Kaye's baby..."
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"got himself a fine start in life."
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"I say who steaIs what, from whom, and where."
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"I don't care who gets hurt, just as Iong as I get my money back."
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"Then it's us."
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"Enos, you got your ears on? Come on."
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"I'm at Parkins Road, Iike you said. Over."
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"I'm gonna turn off here, just to see if he's serious."
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"He's serious."
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"-How's he know it's us if it ain't our car? -I bet your dazzIing driving gave us away."
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"And if you don't step on it, he'II give us a ticket for iIIegaI parking."
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"-There's Enos. You can ask him. -AII right."
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"Rosco?"
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"You come see me."
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"You see, I'm in hot pursuit, and I'm just gonna get them--"
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"And cut that CB shuck and jive."
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"Just say goodbye and hightaiI your rear end over here pronto."
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"I'm in hot pursuit, Sheriff, and cIosing."
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"That's a boy, get them ! Just stay with them, and stay on them."
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"Seems like everybody's daddy in Hazzard County..."
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"used to run moonshine at one time or another..."
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"alongside everybody else's daddy."
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"I was gonna Iet you take that bow and shoot his tires out..."
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"but I'm afraid you'd miss and hit ours."
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"They fight the system..."
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"when they ain't fighting among themselves."
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"-What is it? -Moonshine."
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"You keep her humping and I'II ditch the evidence."
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"And who would borrow the only car in the county..."
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"Getting caught with that moonshine means two years in prison..."
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"We'II write him an excuse."
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"Now, don't y'all go relaxing too much. The boys ain't out of trouble yet."
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"'"There's trouble, and then there's trouble. '""
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"Did you see that?"
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"What's she doing on a back mountain road that don't see a car in two or three hours?"
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"I ain't seen you in these parts in months."
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"How's about nine?"
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"Every day, it takes a IittIe more huffing and puffing."
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"-Where are you headed? -FIorida."
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"-That is south. -I want to go there and have my baby."
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"Taking the scenic route?"
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"Listen, I reaIIy appreciate this. I reaIIy do."
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"-How's UncIe Jesse, and Daisy, and them? -They're fine."
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"-Right, y'aII set back there? -Yeah, I'm okay."
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"Either they're after me for hitchhiking, or Bo's turned into Richard Petty."
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"Sorry. OId Bo here's a Ieadfoot. It won't happen again."
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"You ever seen a car chase where you can't go over 30 miles an hour?"
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"Sheriff Rosco CoItrane here."
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"Boss...."
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"If you ain't here inside five minutes, you wiII be..."
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"-I'm in! -...the night rent-a-cop..."
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"-Rosco. -Yes, sir."
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"One of my best customers, nameIy Mayor...."
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"Erase that."
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"AII my reguIar drivers went to the church fish-fry."
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"I wish I'd gone. They got some girIs down there that's got me...."
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"Now it Iooks Iike he Ioves my whiskey, too."
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"That wasn't Cooter who's got your whiskey. It's them Duke boys."
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"Bo and Luke Duke. In fact, I was after them."
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"I got them down a dirt road, got them boxed in..."
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"and they hooked this 180-degreer...."
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"or somebody arrested!"
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"-For steaIing your moonshine? -For possession of moonshine."
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"-Damn, I hate a thief. -Me, too. I hate those guys."
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"-sets a bad exampIe for everybody eIse. -Right."
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"When it comes to steaIing in Hazzard County..."
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"I say who steaIs what, from whom, and where."
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"ln case you're new around here, Boss Hogg runs things in Hazzard County."
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"And Bo and Luke are leading candidates to be somebody."
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"Right, I'm gonna get them this time. I'm gonna get over there."
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"And that's just the first twist of the few knots in this tale."
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"-OId Enos is heading home for Iunch. -WeII, even deputies get hungry."
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"You know, one thing you can count on with any car of Cooter Davenport's..."
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"You know, Mary Kaye, I never got to meet this husband of yours..."
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"but, if you don't mind my saying so, he's eIevated being a fooI to a new IeveI."
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"I was the fooI. See, I thought we couId make it work."
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"But he's out of my Iife now."
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"And, anyway, Andy's famiIy is happy it's over."
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"WeII, they gotta be nuts. Not wanting to see their own grandchiId?"
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"Being country, I wasn't right for their son."
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"What you just said about money and aII...."
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"is had them send you some so you couId get back to FIorida..."
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"get that baby of yours born..."
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"I don't want anything from them, not even a wedding ring."
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"Except you got something."
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"I mean, I'm gIad. 'Cause it's a Iife."
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"Hey, there may be a president in there."
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"Ms. President. She's a girI."
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"Enos, this is Sheriff Rosco. You got your ears on? Come on."
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"Here I am, Sheriff."
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"Are you stiII in hot pursuit, boy?"
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"You Iost them?"
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"One thing about you, Enos, you're consistent."
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"Give me about $2 worth, wiII you?"
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"Maybe we couId kind of sIip the money into her suitcase..."
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"and she'd find it when she got to FIorida?"
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"I got $4 and some change."
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"Now, what did l say?"
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"Didn't l tell you there's a twist or two to go?"
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"WeII, I'm surprised you Duke boys just didn't drive off with it."
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"You sure had us fooIed."
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"-Is this your money? -It is now."
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"No, not us."
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"-Where did you get it? -You wouIdn't beIieve me if I toId you."
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"How much is in there?"
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"ExactIy $1 18,254.37."
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"$1 18,254."
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"And 37 cents."
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"Lost? More Iike stoIen."
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"And you say aII that money is down here, in my county?"
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