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Clips from Scrubs - My Occurrence (S01E01)

"So, word has it you've been doing a little fishing in these here parts,"
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"No, sir, I just..."
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"I was sure your little buddy in Surgery"
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"Too much ''ha-ha,'' pretty soon ''boo-hoo.''"
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"Now, stop looking for trouble"
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"I'm just asking you to check and see if you could've made a mistake."
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"In seven years, I've never made a mistake."
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"I make lots of mistakes. But I have to go to the bathroom now."
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"- Can you do that? - Sure."
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"- Good, this is good. - Look where it's gotten me."
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"...happy relationship and just go ahead and..."
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"Become your mother?"
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"OK."
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"How cool was that?"
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"Because so far no one's screwed up."
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"You're kind of a boob guy, right?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"This is the most uncomfortable conversation I've had."
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"You're my best friend's girlfriend."
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"So your instinct is to pass on this fantastic one-time offer?"
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"- I'm afraid so. - I'm up here, Bambi."
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"With Ben, it's one of two things."
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"Either your instincts are right or your brain"
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"is trying to protect you from something."
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"You have pretty good instincts. Trust them."
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"The haematopathologist."
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"Well that depends, young man."
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"Yeah. You could hang a friggin' raincoat off my nipples."
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"Listen, you guys wouldn't be keeping me here"
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"No, we wouldn't."
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"- Oh, my God. - Him."
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"Everybody in."
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"Come on, JD. None of this is real. You know that."
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"Stop looking for trouble just because you like this patient,"
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"and face the facts."
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"Do you actually think I made a mistake or do you just wish I did?"
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"Janice!"
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"JD can tell you which movie she appeared in naked."
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"Can't believe I shaved my legs for this."
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"- Oh, my God! - You the man."
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"So you working on a house or what?"
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"Yeah, I scored this big restoration job."
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"So who's the fan club?"
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"What's that, your lucky board or something?"
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"- Look. Touch the nail. - Yeah!"
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"- Let's get you to a hand surgeon. - What about tough guy?"
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"That's why at a party, you see me in the bushes with my camera."
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"Still with the annoying camera?"
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"Don't even get me started on judgmental fish."
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"- You. - I almost forgot! I'm engaged!"
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"Oh, you have no idea how happy this makes me."
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"You'll want to rewrap the gauze when it gets soiled."
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"Oh, God, yes."
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"To buddies!"
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"What do you think you're doing?"
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"I mean, I almost removed one of them, Todd."
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"- Which one? - Like it matters."
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"- Bye, Todd. - OK!"
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"yours and Ted's will be the first to go!"
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"''Chalk boy.''"
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"Can I have you over here for two seconds?"
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"I'd knock, but the haematopathologist is the meanest,"
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"I don't know. Am I?"
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"You know what? This actually means, ''in a minute.''"
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"- How is my best friend doing? - You and I hardly know each other."
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"would've shared with you my most important rule here at Sacred Heart."
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"just because you like this patient, and face the facts."
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"Remove him, Ted."
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"That ''ha-ha'' rule is true."
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"- After that, I'm going to lunch. - Franklyn..."
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"Oh, there we go. Another man in my life, trying to protect me."
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"Yeah."
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"- Nope. First name's Fred. - Fred Bobb?"
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"Sorry there, giant '70s security guard guy."
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"I kind of wish you did."
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"Over here, big guy."
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"you put people in the awkward position of choosing between you and Perry."
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"- Chop-chop, Nancy. - Rápido."
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"My other rule."
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"< French TeAm > www.V2.Frigorifix.com"
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"Bring it, baby."
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"Me neither."
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"Unfortunately, the chart wasn't in the out box."
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"Are you OK?"
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"Dr Wen asks if there could be a mix-up,"
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"Would you like to come?"
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"I can't get over it. Who faints? No one's fainted since the '40s."
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"Sorry, Mo. Looks like you're about to lose Larry or Curly."
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"in How to Make an American Quilt."
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"Why so sad, Bambi?"
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"Newbie, no one likes a looky-loo."
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"Hey, sweetie, you know I was joking about all that stuff, right?"
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"Oh, Janice, are those the test results we've been waiting for?"
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"Because you are not gonna drop the ball like you did on my patient."
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"- Draw on three. - Oh, yeah."
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"- Lick the tip of my... - Good night!"
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"It was weird how everyone came to see Ben off."
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"Turned out to be pimento."
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"What's new?"
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"Oh, my goodness!"
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"When they're posed, they're not real. I hate that whole, like... thing."
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"Can't stop thinking about Mr Weinberg's testicles."
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"Wow."
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"I had a thing. I used to like to hike."
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"This is a mistake. I just, I feel it in my gut. I'm sure of it."
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"You know, I'm 26, single and all I do is work."
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"Leukaemia."
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"Thank you, nice nurse."
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"Hey, new friend."
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"Ben, good news, man."
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"- Quickly. - OK, that's not helping."
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"Maybe I'm just an idiot. I don't know."
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"Do you think I made a mistake or do you just wish I did?"
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"- Look at that one. - These are good, man."
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"Why take a picture like that? You said posed pictures aren't real."
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"Yeah."
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"and in The Hot Spot, you gotta love her,"
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"Oh, which one?"
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"- So guess what I did. - Quit your job?"
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"For about ten minutes. It's very steep."
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