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Clips from Disenchantment (2018) - Castle Party Massacre (S01E01)

"[groaning]"
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"Just me and you."
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"Just Chazz and the king, havin' a dialogue."
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"You know, I thought about being a king once."
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"Just wasn't born that way. Those are the breaks."
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"[laughing]"
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"Oh, would you listen to me. Woe is Chazz, huh?"
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"I'm feelin' furious! I'm gonna..."
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"[grunts] Chazz has the stick."
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"He sure does. And how do you feel about that?"
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"Ha! Chazzed. Only I can share the feelings."
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"- But seriously, I was a chubby kid... - [groaning]"
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"...and even though I knew I was destined for greatness,"
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"Uh, night's over! Tell your parents to pick you up."
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"Hey, chill out. This is Bean's party."
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"Stupid lucky horse."
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"The horse has big, beautiful teeth. Like you."
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"It's for his royal ass only. Thank you."
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"Hi. You seem unafraid of kings and probably have other qualities."
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"So this is your castle? You're not like some stuck up princess, are you?"
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"Did I say my party? I meant thy party."
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"I'm all about possessive pronouns."
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"They be the latest thing, does not thee know?"
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"Where I come from, we don't possess our pronouns."
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"We let them run free, like the majestic snow chimp."
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"[both chuckle]"
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"Can I show you around?"
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"Elfo, you mustn't be here. This is an ancient secret society"
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"that conducts great matters of state and diplomacy."
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"the prime movers of history, the unseen hand."
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"It looks like people are just having sex."
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"Oh, yes, we do that, too. Diplomacy is complicated."
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"not that wet blanket, on the party upstairs?"
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"I'm sorry. I'm sort of in the middle of someone right now."
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"Come back later with an open mind."
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"And your sassy friend, the talking cat."
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"[grunts]"
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"What? No. This isn't my room. This is, uh, her room."
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"Meet Princess Tiabunty."
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"[groaning and snoring]"
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"Ugh, great, everyone up here is doing diplomacy, too."
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"Uh, where's Bean? I thought you were supposed to be chaperoning her."
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"What? She's unchaperoned?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"You allow your chimp on the bed?"
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"Can you pass me a pillow?"
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"Oh, it's not healthy to store that. Would you like to lie down?"
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"Elfo, get out of my room."
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"The Elixir of Life?"
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"You've been a comfort, but my priorities have changed."
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"Sven, wait."
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"What is your problem, man?"
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"This weekend was my one chance at freedom and you ruined it, just like my dad."
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"You are just a little, green Zog."
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"Well, at least he... Oh."
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"Uh... Oh."
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"I'll go back to being passive aggressive, 'cause it worked so well."
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"Too late. Tonight's turned into a carriage wreck."
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"I just want to send people home and curl up with my favorite book."
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"The hollowed-out one with the booze inside?"
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"Yeah. I can't put it down."
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"Party's over. Everyone out. Come on, guys. Look alive."
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"- [Elfo] I don't think they can anymore. - [Sven] Ah?"
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"[Luci grunts]"
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"[all grunt]"
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"I claim this castle in the name of Land Vikings!"
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"I wouldn't say I was locked up in a lunatic asylum because I was crazy."
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"But, hey, I escaped and ended up here,"
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"[straining]"
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"- What the hell? - [Chazz] You're cured."
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"Congratulations, Your Highness."
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"Not thinking about your tummy troubles now, are you?"
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"You tortured me for 24 straight hours."
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"Well, that or the passage of time. We're not really sure."
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"I've had it with you and your successful methods."
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"We're broke. This castle's not even made of real stone. It's particle stone."
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"Vikings don't care about riches."
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"We want immortality, that our names might live on for a hundred years."
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"We must have the Elixir of Life."
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"Hear ye, hear ye! The return of King Zog is imminent."
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"Please do not shoot the messenger any more."
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"Oh, God, my dad's gonna kill us, and then the Vikings are gonna kill my dad."
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"[sighs] There's only one thing left to do. I'm switching teams."
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"Called it. Knew it by the pants."
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"I'm joining forces with our savage conqueror."
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"Ah, now we're talking."
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"[whimpers]"
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"If this is what you want, Bean, I won't stand in your way."
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"Thanks, Elfo. And when those gumdrops get stuck in our throats,"
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"as they inevitably will,"
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"we shall wash them down with the Elixir of Life, which we totally have."
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"[gasps] Oh."
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"[Sven] Why are there so many dead things floating in the Elixir of Life?"
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"- A little bug never hurt anyone. - What about that squirrel?"
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"Wait a minute. You named your pet squirrel Bloaty before he died and got all bloated?"
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"so we're all a little obvious here, aren't we?"
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"Come on, drink up."
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"by drinking any old liquid."
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"How do I know this is not a trick?"
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"Well, here's to seeing the sun rise another day."
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"See? It's totally fine."
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"Are you turning green? Or were you already green?"
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"Bean! Bean! Grab my hand! As your future husband, I command it."
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"[Sven] Please, don't hammer my fingers."
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"Look at you. You're just a coward like every other guy"
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"except that one over there, with his head in a bucket."
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"Death? No, they'll just all fall into the ocean."
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"[Vikings thud]"
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"Hey, Elfo, I just want to say that what you did really means a lot to me."
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"I won't forget it."
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"Can you hear me?"
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"Hey, can you hear me?"
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""And they looked into each other's eyes, and the question arose."
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"notice that King Zog's carriage has arrived in the courtyard right now?""
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"Deal. Just help me clean."
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"Elfo, you scrub the blood off the walls, and I'll sweep up the crushed pretzels."
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"[Luci] Hey, uh, what do I do with this leg?"
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"Stuff it up the chimney with these torsos."
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"[groans] Castle looks pretty good. Main entrance nice and clean."
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"Portcullis properly lowered to defensive position."
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