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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Once Upon a Tyne in New York (S01E01)

"My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be"
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"Right back in my hometown With my new family"
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"There's old friends and new friends And even a bear"
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"Through good times and bad times It's true love we share"
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"And so I found a place Where everyone will know"
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"...before you started stinking up the joint like Philip Seymour Hoffman."
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"Where did you two go the first time?"
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"I never got around to booking it."
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"The truth is I don't even know where to take Donna."
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"Lester, where's your favorite place for romance?"
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"Okay, Lester. Thank you for sharing."
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"The most romantic place on earth is right here in the U.S.A."
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"A burly angel who knew how to put away the corned beef."
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"It was magical, but I never got the chance to tell her I loved her."
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"I still dream of her every night. Always the same thing."
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"That is it. Prepare to honeymoon."
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"...at your disposal, ma'am. Next stop, New York City."
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"Should I draw a penis on his face?"
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"Oh, Cleveland, this is the most romantic ending to a fake rape attempt ever."
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"Next thing, you're teaching theater arts at a community college in the middle of nowhere."
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"Most people will think you're weird but your cats will know better."
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"Jeez, Rallo, what's wrong with you, man?"
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"I'm just playing, baby."
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"The mysterious things a woman's body does are very natural."
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"And if it turns out it ain't me, I'm gonna be all:"
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"Regis Philbin's Erotic New York."
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"...except I've laughed a few times in the last hour."
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"Oh, my bad."
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"Damn, there are so many of you people here."
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"Arianna, there's a bar here with a sign that says "bears welcome.""
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"Yeah, I know. Oh, well, here we go. "Bear walks into a bar," right?"
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"...and no ambition other than to be famous."
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"Intrigued. You?"
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"Listen, you gotta get me out of this bear bar..."
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"...before I really get into the, uh, the down and the dirty."
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"Donna, I have to go to a gay bar with Tim."
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"Tim's more than a friend."
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"Then maybe he shouldn't come into a gay bar without wearing pants."
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"I'm walking out of Tiffany's. I just bought you a ring."
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"If he has one black friend, he's allowed one free pass on the N word."
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"That was an easy one."
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"I'm not gonna use a comma. There's no time."
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"That was the greatest spectacle I have ever seen in my entire life."
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"Seeing someone you shared so much with after all these years."
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"Shared? Forty years ago I hired this man to assemble a Soloflex machine..."
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"...and hang a punching bag in my living room."
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"He is not to come within 50 yards of me."
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"- Rex Reed. - Meow."
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"Miss Daly, Miss Daly. Miss Daly."
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"I didn't complain when you brought your stupid friends on our honeymoon."
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"And I didn't complain when you took me..."
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"But go ahead."
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"That's a very good point, Cleveland."
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"Follow that cab."
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"And turn up that awesome music."
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"- You mind if I slip her the capicola? - You get out of here."
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"Can we please spend the little time we've got left here together?"
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"It's my fault."
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"Oh, for the love of..."
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"Ugh, an Arby's Big Beef 'n Cheddar Melt? This is the problem."
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"I'm only helping McFall because it's obvious from this weekend..."
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"...that you have no idea how to treat a woman."
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"Makeover?"
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"Burn."
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"And I wanna thank Lorne and the cast."
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"Tackle My Heart: The Dick Butkus Story. Goodnight, everybody."
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"I'm sorry, I'm bad with entrances."
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"Agh, damn me for a stink-kissing monkey. I'm blowing it."
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"Who, me? No, I don't like fighting. Get Will Forte to help you."
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""Tyne, I've done you wrong.""
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""I've been hurtful. I see that now.""
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"- Go ahead. - I don't expect you to forgive me."
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"The way you mixed up your ketchup and your tartar sauce..."
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"...when they had fish sticks in the cafeteria."
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"Which was actually pretty gross, but not when you did it."
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"- You remember that from high school? - I remember everything."
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"It started as my Emmy-night cleanse, and after six wins, I couldn't stop."
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"- How'd you know? - I know everything about you."
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"Ask me any question no matter how obscure."
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""I'm sorry. Have one dinner with me. That's all I'm asking.""
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"Yes, Cleveland."
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"As an actress, I'll do anything that sounds stupid."
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"Let's just say I've realized you all need Cleveland just like I need him."
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"Let's go. Now."
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"You wouldn't like her when she's angry. Go, go, go!"
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"Hey, Mama. Look at this trick I learned by watching Criss Angel."
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"- Wow. - Mama, make me another breakfast."
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"Rallo, I'm busy cleaning the pots and pans Cleveland left..."
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"...when he came home drunk and made pork and beans."
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"- What? - You have been a total slob lately, that's..."
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"...what."
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"That's the whole point of getting married."
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"You can let yourself go completely. Well, the husband anyway."
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"It's only been three months. I thought you'd wait at least a year..."
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"It sounds like it might be time for a little, uh, second honeymoon."
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"What? We've been here literally every night since his wedding."
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"Hit up the Holy Land, Israel."
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"That is, if it, uh, still exists at the time I'm saying this."
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"Hot Brown, I coached you in baseball and now I gotta coach you in love."
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"Wound up slinging hash at the Carnegie Deli."
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"And then I met a gal, an actress just starting out."
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"Me, her and Whitey Ford getting it on right in the middle of Tad's Steaks."
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"Don't let love slip away, Hot Brown."
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"Hello, Mom? Who's Tyne Daly?"
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"Uh, no? Okay, well, then put grandma on."
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"Cleveland? You scared the Shia LaBeouf out of me."
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"Krinklesac Discount Limousine and Animal Carcass Removal..."
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"New York City? We've gotta pack our..."
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"I have obtained the services of Stoolbend's finest sitter."
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"Sweet dreams, Mr. Kimple."
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"You pretty much have to in this situation."
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"McFALL: Pardon my chaw, madam."
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"Coach McFall?"
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"Is coming with us to rekindle his love with Tyne Daly."
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"Ugh. Fine, he can ride with us..."
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"...but I don't want this spiraling into further misadventures."
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"Hell, why not get the whole freak show together..."
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"Hey, that's offensive. I'm small-boned, except for one."
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"Yeah, this chick's laughing."
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"Then you decide to act as your own agent..."
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