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Clips from Scrubs - My Five Stages (S05E05)

"- Oh, snap! - Elliot!"
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"- That didn't sound like me. - I know."
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"They hear what they want to hear. They hear what they want to hear."
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"I'll tell you what, I'd do anything if it meant she'd pull through this."
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"Hey, that sounds like bargaining. That's the third stage."
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"By the way, I wasn't hiding there"
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"so I could pop up and say that. I was plugging in my iPod."
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"Oh, hang on."
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"[J.D.] We weren't the only ones at the bargaining stage."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh!"
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"but I'm so sick and tired of being a cold, emotionless bastard."
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"Don't ever get sick and tired of that. It is awesome being that."
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"- We love it. - No!"
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"Well, you can always get another boy toy, right?"
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"Every time you look, you're gonna be reminded of no-strings-attached fun."
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"That's not what I'll remember."
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"I just wanted to tell you how beautiful you look right now."
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"Oh, Elliot! You like him."
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"[J.D.] That was the moment it got real for Elliot."
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"And for Dr. Cox and me."
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"[J.D.] We'd been there before when someone died, but this felt different."
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"She's gone."
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"All he said was..."
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"Whether it's letting go of the leverage you had over your boss..."
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"in tiny light bulbs. That way, when I'm on a break,"
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"I can turn it off like a taxi."
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"I got seven Sunday afternoons off a year. Yay!"
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"Do you want to go for dinner tonight? And I mean at seven, not midnight."
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"I'd love that."
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"[J.D.] There's nothing more difficult"
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"Acceptance!"
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"[Mexican music plays]"
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"Why do I insist on being a part of their foreplay?"
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"We were doing it before you came in."
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"and, uh, carries you up to the heavens."
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"Didn't you learn your lesson last week with our neighbors?"
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"Just once, I... [spits]"
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"Just once, I wish I could treat Kelso like he treats us."
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"Leverage."
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"so it's understandable that you're made uncomfortable by this."
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"After all these years, he's finally made us a team."
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"That was a mouthful."
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"- What's up? You need a ride? - Keep moving, C-Bear."
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"Hey, a root beer."
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"I see we're growling at other human beings now."
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"She's in multi-organ systems dysfunction."
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"As physicians, we knew just how to decide who should do it."
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"Phew!"
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"Oh, we should probably go."
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"Good."
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"- [All] Anger. - Anger, yes."
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"Carla's telling Elliot to ignore you so she can regain the power."
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"No, I would never call you..."
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"[Pager beeping]"
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"Should be any minute now."
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"- She was. - [Hedrick] Hey!"
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"[Kelso] Damn bikes!"
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"Take it away, Coxie."
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"Hey."
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"you see your fair share of people who simply can't hold on any longer."
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"[On radio] OK, people, it's time for the $50,000 cash call."
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"Why am I so scared?"
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"[J.D.] Mrs. Wilk decided to call the hospital grief counselor."
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"How're you feeling, Mrs. Wilk?"
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"Don't worry, Teddy. He'll turn."
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"I won't do it."
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"[Moaning]"
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"# No, I know I'm no Superman"
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"Not today, Bobby! Not today!"
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"Ah!"
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"Come on, I'll give you a ride. Let's go."
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"[J.D.] We were definitely in the depression stage."
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"Oh, yeah. I mean, look at her. She should be in a vitamin commercial."
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"[Tires screeching]"
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"Three taps and the foam goes bye-bye."
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"You better hope you don't make any mistakes."
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"And bless Hedrick, he didn't say it."
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"Your friend settled. It's over."
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"She was lucky to have you two as doctors."
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"You're his booty call now."
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"It made me dare to travel the world. It made me who I am."
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"To make her happy, we decided to take her to the beach."
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"Why?"
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"Cheers."
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"- You don't know what it means, do ya? - No."
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"Is that Ted and a bunch of damn bikers?"
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"except for that one of your dad in the Navy. It helps me."
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"[J.D.] I was in the Porsche. I had never made it into the Porsche."
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"[J.D.] Mrs. Wilk didn't have much time,"
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"I guess I needed a distraction because last week,"
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"[J.D.] I was hunting for bigger game."
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"Oh, I tried to, Perry, but I'm having some scooter trouble."
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"Yep, you're right. Still a little sticky. Not yet ready for passengers."
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"I hate the pickers' bunkhouse."
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"I used it as a motivator."
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"[Howling]"
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"shines down on your "boat""
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"- What? - [J.D.] Easy."
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"Clearly, I'm pushing some buttons here."
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"Yeah, Hedrick. If it was up to us, we never would've even called you."
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"Anyway, if you need to talk, just give me a call."
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"It's complicated."
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"God help me, I don't care if it does give me cancer,"
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"It's catching on. Yeah."
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"OK, Teddy. I got this baby flowing now."
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"I am!"
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"Nor do you want to see I angry."
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"Me too."
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"Yeah, it's too much, I know."
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"[# DeberglJacobs: Bring Me Love]"
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"That is so sweet."
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"[Flatline tone]"
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"- It's awful. - Uh..."
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"[J.D.] And I hate Keith. Which begs the question:"
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