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Clips from The Simpsons - When You Dish Upon a Star (S10E10)

"Higher, Marge. Higher!"
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"I wanna soar higher than any man has ever soared."
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"I wanna sneer at God's creation..."
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"and spit on his- Uh-oh."
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"Lower! Lower!"
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"There goes my turn."
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"This is not good."
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"- What the hell- - Sorry, lady."
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"I know you. You're Kim ''Basin-jer.''"
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"I'm such a huge, huge fan of yours, Miss ''Basin-jer.''"
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"Thanks. Um, listen."
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"- You think you could slide over a little? - Well, I am a married man."
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"You're crushing my husband."
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"Billy Baldwin!"
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"I'm Alec Baldwin. Could you get off me?"
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"- Well- - Wait! Tell me over breakfast."
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"Who's for pancakes?"
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"You had an awful lot of glass in you."
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"Oh, I don't want to be a bother."
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"Sometimes we need to get away from Hollywood."
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"L.A. is just so phony."
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"- Not phony enough. - What we really like here is the privacy."
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"Yeah. Tell you the truth, I'm not even sure."
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"We're trying to keep a low profile."
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"We don't even go to the supermarket."
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"Yeah, we've been living off congratulatory muffin baskets."
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"Blech! Zucchini."
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"''the Gersh Agency.''"
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"You should let me do your shopping."
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"- No more muffins. - Okay, fine."
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"But I could do all kinds of stuff for you."
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"I notice that skylight in your bedroom's broken."
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"Please. Homer. Come on."
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"I suppose we could give it a try."
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"But look- Nobody knows we're in Springfield, and we wanna keep it that way."
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"Will you promise to keep our secret?"
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"Absolutely, if you promise to keep mine."
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"- Okay. What is it? - I can't read."
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"But you just read that card from the Gersh Agency."
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"I recognized the logo."
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"##"
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"Homie, are you okay?"
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"- Nowhere famous. - Where'd you get that muffin?"
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"Apu, I'm about to purchase some weird and fruity items, and I don't want any guff."
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"First of all, I'll need the following mushrooms:"
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"- Porcini. - Right."
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"- Chanterelle. - Uh-huh."
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"- And Shiitake. - Okay. We have none of those. What is next?"
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"A gallon of wheatgrass juice, a five-pound wad of tofu, some jellied zinc..."
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"Mr. Simpson, these exotic items are suspiciously different..."
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"from your usual order of beer and pork."
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"By the way, do you have extra-wide bumper stickers for a Humvee?"
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"You're taking the finish off."
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"When you win one, you can take care of it however you want."
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"Whoo-hoo. Meow."
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"I'll get it. I'll get it."
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"- Ron Howard? - Yeah. I'm looking..."
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"for Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger."
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"Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger?"
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"Oh, hey, Ron. We heard you were looking for a place in Springfield."
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"Really? You giant stars consider me a friend?"
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"Well, for the first time in my life I feel like I'm somebody."
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"Ronny, are you also my close friend?"
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"Do I smell vodka? And wheatgrass?"
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"It's called a lawn mower. I invented it."
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"- And I'll have a rum and zinc. - Ooh, I'll have one of those too."
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"- Hey, can I crash here tonight? - Sure. We'll all stay."
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"Last Thursday's Variety?"
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"##"
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"If you're not part of the solution, Marge, you're part of the problem."
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"That's not what PETA stand-"
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"- Imagine Films. - Hmm?"
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"A, uh, division of, um, Homer Co."
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"And hyperextend."
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"Homer, I'm- I'm feeling some sharp pains in my neck."
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"That' right, force it. Whip that neck."
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"Um, does anybody know where this came from?"
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"Oh, there's that movie script I wrote."
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"- Where did you find it? - On my pillow."
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"The important thing is, it's got the perfect part for you."
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"Either one of you."
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"who travels back in time for some reason."
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"Ron Howard's attached to direct."
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"- I did not. - You lie!"
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"This is only 1 7..."
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"So you're saying you don't want to star in my movie? - I'm sorry, Homer."
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"- The absorbent kind? - You got that right, my friend."
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"when who should I spot-"
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"The local news guy? ''Mr. Channel 6''?"
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"My God! What I'd give to meet him."
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"Oh, they don't come much bigger than that."
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"Kent Brockman? Please."
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"Oh, what? I suppose you've seen a bigger star."
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"All right, I'm gonna let you guys in on something."
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"Yes! In your freckled face, Howard."
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"- Unbelievable. - What?"
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"My God-The lemonade. Look at the lemonade."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Hey, look at that. Isn't that something?"
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"Quick- Everybody inside."
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"The shuttlecock- Where's the shuttlecock?"
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"Those red pumps you wore in L.A. Confidential were fabulous."
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"Where can I get a pair for my, uh, mother? She wears a 1 2 double-E."
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"I printed out a list of technical errors..."
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"Okay, okay, it was me. I'm sorry I blew your secret."
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"Reflected glory!"
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"Homer, you betrayed our confidence."
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"I just don't think we can be friends anymore."
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"But the next time you want someone to remind you which brother is which..."
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"or smell your hair while you're sleeping-"
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"Wait a minute. Somebody's coming out."
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"- Who is it? Is it anybody? - No, no. It's nobody."
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"Oh, how could Alec and Kim just cut me out of their lives?"
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"When Kim makes a Manwich, she uses focaccia bread."
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"And would it kill you to put some fennel in it?"
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"Alec Baldwin? Wow! That is the coolest person you've ever been fired by."
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"I'm about ready to ankle this family."
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"The only one who understands me is that guy who married Martha Raye."
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"Hmm. She may not be famous, but she's right."
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"Those big-shot stars used me up and spit me out."
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