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Clips from The Simpsons - When You Dish Upon a Star (S10E10)

"I did their laundry. Got their pictures developed."
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"Took their garbage to the dump."
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"Only five- No wait. Ten dollars."
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"- You heard right. Twenty dollars. - Homer, me first. Come on, man."
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"Hey, it's Alec Baldwin's Medic Alert bracelet."
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"We can't even pay our bills, and they're drinking Royal Crown Cola."
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"- Hey, hey. Go easy on the celebrities, huh? - Yeah. What gives you the right?"
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"- Leave 'em alone. - We love celebrities."
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"Oh, yeah? What have they ever done for you?"
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"When was the last time Barbra Streisand cleaned out your garage?"
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"And when it's time to do the dishes, where's Ray Bolger?"
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"I'll tell ya."
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"Ray Bolger is lookin' out for Ray Bolger!"
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"Oh, look. Wasn't that a fun weekend?"
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"And we just tossed him out like a Golden Globe award."
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"and kiss us on the forehead."
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"I mean, the script might even work..."
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"What, are you crazy? It's a buddy picture."
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"Without the pie, it would just be me on screen for two hours."
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"No, no, no. You can't lose the pie. The pie is your heart."
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"The point is, we weren't fair to Homer."
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"Yeah. Everyone makes mistakes."
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"I mean, we'd want another chance if one of us ever made a bad film, right?"
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"I'm really looking forward to seeing Homer again."
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"Ooh, look at me."
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"I'm Kim Basinger, the big movie star."
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"I'm so beautiful. I think I'm so great."
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"What the-"
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"Got to go. Thank you for supporting the Museum of Hollywood Jerks."
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"He's got our underpants."
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"I'll never outrun them in a museum."
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"Just jump over there, Alec. It's not that far."
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"Yeah, you're a big screen tough guy."
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"Hey, I made it. All by myself."
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"- Can you drive? - Not well, but I'll give it a shot."
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"If celebrities didn't want people pawing through their garbage..."
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"and saying they're gay, they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively."
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"that the public owns you for life, and when you're dead..."
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"Mr. Simpson, you are forbidden to come within 500 miles..."
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"of any celebrity, living or dead."
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"You stink!"
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"when the father has to choose..."
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"and which one will die."
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"It's about a killer-robot driving instructor..."
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"that travels back in time for some reason."
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"Well, you see, this robot-"
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"- Eh. - His best friend's a talking pie."
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"Sold! Howard, you've done it again."
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"Homer, we're out of vodka."
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"Stop calling everyone suckers."
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"Hmm."
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"Oh, yeah. Couldn't put it down. Come on, boy. Let's get me a six-pack."
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"She's down."
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"Higher."
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"Gersh Agency."
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"A cell phone?"
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"Homer, when did you become a member of PETA?"
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"- No, I didn't. - Did too."
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"about the celebrity summer house."
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"But you've got to keep it much more secret than I did."
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"Arr. I loved Splash, Mr. Howard."
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"- It was totally, uh, uh, arr. - Uh, Miss Basinger?"
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"Alec, Alec- Regarding that so-called silent propulsion system..."
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"just remember, old Homer won't be here anymore."
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"Homer, you haven't touched your food."
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"Ankle? Focaccia? What are you talking about?"
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"Hey, is it too late to see the movie stars?"
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"No, no.Just, uh, hop that fence..."
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"I never get tired of that."
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"Attention, starstruck fools."
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"- Forehead? - Oh, maybe I should have made his movie."
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"if you got rid of the talking pie."
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"He always has the most interesting odors."
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"I'm too important to take Homer to the Oscars."
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"Fine."
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"- You killed Ron Howard. - Okay, I'll stop."
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"about whether his best friend lives or dies."
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"Shh!"
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"Higher. Higher!"
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"Huh? What? Oh, already?"
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"Well, we are down to our last roll of toilet paper."
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"Keep those knees rigid. Jerk that lower back."
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"And I still got a carful of their crap."
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"Oh, for the love of- Hold on."
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"And I have been brushing my teeth with hair gel for a week."
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"Hey, pfft. Screw this."
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"Aw, nuts."
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"And you-You couldn't open a movie if your life depended on it."
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"Hey, were you watching, sweetheart? I made it!"
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"- What else you got? - Uh-"
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"Hmm. This is such a secluded area."
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"- Yes? - Hi. I'm Ron Howard."
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"- ## - And lift. And strain."
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"- I washed the dog today. - Was it the dog from the Beethoven movies?"
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"So what are you two kids doing in my neck of the woods?"
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"you'll all be in commercials, dancing with vacuum cleaners."
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"Hey, Homer. Enough traffic for you?"
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"Well, there is this one thing."
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"But you don't know what it's like to be a nobody."
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"Yep. That's where they cook up their vittles."
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"We'll come back for you."
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"Well, if we'd left at 4:00 a. m like I wanted to-"
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"You've got to keep our secret, Homer."
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"I'm looking at you, Horshack."
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"I'm telling you what you want to hear."
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"- What was it like at their house? - Oh, it was so great."
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"Come on, Ron. We're not wanted here."
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"Beef, chicken, veal."
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"Wow. You got everything, Homer- Even the Oscar polish."
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"Ron!"
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"And you kids aren't exactly John and Joan Cusack."
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"I believe that famous people have a debt to everyone."
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"''The Terminizer: An Erotic Thriller. ''"
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"Somebody must have told them we live here."
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