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Clips from Scrubs - My Coffee (S06E06)

"I feel like I dodged a bullet."
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"Trust me, Brown Bear, you don't want this hanging over your head."
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"Find Vijay and give him his 20 bucks back."
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"Yeah, but then I'd have to give the money back to all the others."
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"I kind of did a few diagnoses at the mall yesterday."
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"Are you crazy? You could get sued."
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"That's our thing!"
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"Cool shirt."
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"All right, I earned that money,"
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"and I'm not giving it back and there's nothing you can do to make me."
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"Give those people their money back!"
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"We live by a moral code."
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"Aloha! I came to see the little kahuna."
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"Giant coffee."
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"Saw you coming. Here's your venti drip."
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"Say, how about a Corinne Bailey Rae CD?"
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"this British soul superstar is one of the year's hottest newcomers."
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"You know what? I'll take one of those."
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"It's a sale."
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"I would call that a pretty full victory."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Let's see if you're qualified to hold your own baby."
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"J.D., what the hell? I'm a surgeon. That could have hit my hand."
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"You won't loan me money for cotton candy,"
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"you're charging strangers for medical advice,"
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"Who are you?"
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"...and what did you do with Turk? ...and what did you do with Turk?"
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"Great work, everybody, thank you."
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"You saw how it happened yesterday."
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"Look at this little angel. I may never go back to work."
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"How the hell am I supposed to take care of a whole family by myself?"
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"I'm so sorry, Barbie."
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"(SNARLING)"
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"he's basically my trained chimp."
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"He's almost human."
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"You could still work out of this hospital."
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"The only difference is you'd make double the money."
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"Easy, buddy. That smell burning your nostrils"
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"isn't just the baby throw up on her jacket."
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"I got to hold Isabella."
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"She squirted out of my arms, but Carla caught her."
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"That's the smell of a doctor with integrity."
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"- Wow, I got a family. - I know."
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"and you said you guys were only naked underneath the covers"
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"because you'd had a water balloon fight and you were cold?"
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"J.D., for the last time, nothing happened."
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"Please, this isn't about that."
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"It's just that I looked all over, I never found any balloons."
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"You think there'd be some balloons."
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"and I'm gonna need you to be there to help me through this."
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"Well, that sucks because I was counting on you to make it look easy"
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"Awesome."
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"Turk, you're at the beginning of your career."
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"It's good to hear that from you, thank you."
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"- You're gonna be just fine. - I suppose so."
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"Am I gonna be fine? I think I'm gonna be fine."
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"Well, I would, but I don't know how much you like Kim."
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"- I really like her. - Then, you're gonna be fine."
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"Thanks."
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"J.D.: Opportunities are everywhere."
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"Whether it's accepting an old job..."
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"Hey."
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"You can have your dental."
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"Now clean up this mess."
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"seeing that the freezers are already down there."
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"I screw up, nobody gets hurt except Cindy."
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"I scalded her pretty bad with some steamed milk."
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"I'm sorry, Cindy."
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"Hello!"
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"What am I doing? You're the mother of my child."
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"Kim, J.D. Tells us you're looking around town for a new job."
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"(PLAYING EART AND S O UL)"
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"when our pet Komodo dragon, Morty, got out of his cage."
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"- What? - You drop everything."
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"(SLURPING)"
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"So, you're having chest pains, Mr. Turner."
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"Stop it, Elliot, it took you months to get over that old man fetish."
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"Is that not exciting?"
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"You young bucks have years before you have to worry about your choppers."
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"Now, I believe that surgery"
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"From now on, you're the doctor."
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"I'll give you 20 bucks if you check out my rash."
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"Jordan said I'm the only man she ever wants to have sex with."
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"J.D.: Sometimes everything you need to know is on the side of a coffee cup."
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"I didn't tell Kim about how I most likely ruined my career"
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"I'll just stand out here"
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"Look, Dr. Turner, you're older, you're not in the best health."
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"I really think that this surgery could kill you."
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"- You have worked here one day. - Corporate loved my ingenuity."
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"That's as tall as he's gonna get."
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"I specifically told you I needed to buy loafers."
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"- I can't believe you told. - Turk, we're doctors."
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"What are they gonna do, put you in jail?"
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"Did you ever think we'd be here back when we were freshmen in college?"
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"Would you mind telling me that I'm gonna be fine, Turk?"
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"Those guys are cocky jackasses"
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"Spider monkeys see intricate metalwork as a display of dominance."
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"It may have already come up."
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"I hope it wasn't the Corn Dog Guy. They never got along."
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"It's a threat to them. They tear your eyes out."
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"What the hell, Kersh?"
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""In the end, those same people will make you wish you'd never met them. ""
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"A 20! Score!"
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"Do it!"
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"I'd like to join your practice."
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"- All right! Zoom. Zoom! - Zoom."
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"Look, come on, it is a human life. I'll focus. Give it to me. Right here."
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"Secondly, I can't believe you went to the mall without me."
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"J.D.: It was a day of discovery."
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"It's in Tacoma, Washington."
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"One of our famous vanilla malteds definitely takes the sting"
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"Is there anything else you wanna tell me or admit to?"
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"(HISSING)"
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"I'm afraid the answer is, yeah, no!"
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"I'm sorry, my friend, but that's just unethical."
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"You always buy me a cotton candy after the game"
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"Let me try your carrot."
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"When it comes to torturing you, everybody's on the same page."
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"- I got offered a new job. - Cool! Is it over at County?"
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"Another one!"
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