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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - The Chokes (S03E03)

"I played Carol."
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"It was about 1976, I think it was. I was in my heyday. Everything was going right for me."
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"Ha! No!"
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"Jurgen ofered me money, fame, international art-house acclaim,"
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"but I thought, "Do I need this?" And I realised I've got everything I need right here."
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"What would you do without me? I'm irreplaceable."
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"- He came back. You're fired. - Hm."
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"Vince, you're a nice guy and you've got a good look, but... you ever played football?"
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"♪ Come with us to "The Mighty Boosh""
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"- Who? - Sammy the Crab."
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"- OK. I'll send you a postcard. - I'll send you a postcard."
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"Are you the new face of trapped wind? Nice work, Howard."
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"I know. But had I, that's what I would look like."
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"I'm Howard Moon and I know how to use my talkie round hole!"
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"Take the chokes of me, train me up as an actor."
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"- By a gorilla? In Dalston? - Yeah, I know. He somehow survived,"
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"I'll tell you what the matter is."
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"You're a great actor, I need training up. Why don't you train me?"
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"- They're in me now, boy. Run! Run free! - OK."
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"Vincey! My little beauty boy! Are you ready?"
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"Yeahl"
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"You pulled of one of my wife's ears..."
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"Oh, really? Well, what then, pray, is this?"
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"- How come? - Our singer got pushed in a canal by a gorilla."
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"OK, I'm pretty sure this is the answer, Vince."
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"- There's a problem with the bill. - Is there?"
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"Yeah, well, your suit's really tight. It makes you look stupid. Ha! Deal with that!"
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"Ooh, pain!"
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"the gig's yours."
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"- That was a mistake. - Yeah, right."
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"No! No!"
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"It's a sad story. I won't bore you with it."
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"You're never gonna wither your legs using a wheelchair. It's insanity."
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"He once strapped 14 cameras to the back of a dying swan and hurled it into a supermarket."
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"Really?"
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"- Oh, it's you. - Samuel. It is good to see you at last."
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"♪ "The Mighty Boosh""
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"then kick him and then throw him down and then twist his neck some more. And..."
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"Yes! You found the truth!"
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"Do you know anybody?"
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"Never mind that. Where are my trainers?! I need 'em for work!"
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"- You don't even know what I'm gonna say. - I do."
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"- But do you really want it? - I want it more than life itself."
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"- Hey, Vince. Cup of tea? - What?"
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"I want to see you skipping around the bracken in your tights."
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"- I remember in one scene I had to be upset. - What did you do?"
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"Not bad. I've gone down three sizes."
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"Saying that, the film is playful and comedic too."
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"Monty, you've cured me of the chokes!"
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"Let's get out of here."
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"What? That was a good comeback."
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"So what will you do? Have you got a new singer?"
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"- I wanna know how he answered it. - It was a bit weird."
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"I've only seen you act at school. Remember? We did Aladdin."
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"- Cheese plants can be judgmental. - I'd like to help, but I can't. It's my night."
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"I just can't act."
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"- Who are you? - Cast your eyes across my portrait, yonder."
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"No, Sammy the Crab! No, Sammy the Crab! I hate him!"
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"Useless!"
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"Was it little Johnny with his trousers around his ankles? Ask him! Confront him!"
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"It's cheese in the shape of a question mark. It's anything you want it to be."
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"- One last question. - Yes?"
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"Last time I saw you, you were like this, then you disappeared. Where were you?"
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"Zip it, Zorro. Vince has a lot of things to do tonight."
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"♪ The light was fading on our match"
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"To the theatre!"
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"No! No! No!"
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"No!"
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"What was the part that Sammy beat you to?"
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