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Clips from Mary Tyler Moore - Second Story Story (S01E01)

"[Phyllis] It won't do any good to get angry with him."
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"Criminals are misunderstood enough to begin with."
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"Especially if he wears it."
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"Wait a minute. Wait a minute."
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"- Whoever did it was drinking heavily at the time. - No, Phyllis. That's Mary."
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"And this is it. I haven't got a thing to wear."
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"Oh, thank you. You are both so thoughtful."
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"Yes, Rhoda, that's very thoughtful of you, dear,"
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"but Mary and I have the same taste... good."
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"Nothing! Nothing, nothing."
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"- Nothing. - [Rhoda] That was really rotten."
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"[All Chattering]"
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"- Excuse me. - [Mary] Oh, thank goodness."
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"- Where is he? - [Mary, Phyllis] Who?"
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"- You made a phone call? - I did not."
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"- Who made the phone call? - She did. - She dialed."
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"- Who lives here? - [Phyllis] She lives here."
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"- I live downstairs. She lives upstairs. - Officers?"
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"Listen, you can put the guns away, because about the phone call,"
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"You were kidding about a gunman?"
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"Hey, fellas, let's look at the positive side."
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"True, there's no gunman. But there was a robbery."
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"If there was no gunman, why did you say there was a gunman?"
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"She wanted you to come quickly."
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"What else you girls do for laughs? Turn in false alarms?"
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"- [Sniffing] - Oh, that's me over here."
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"I wasn't drinking it. I just spilled it on my person. Uh..."
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"- It's right in here. - Yeah, I'll check."
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"Officer, I'm Phyllis Lindstrom,"
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"there is controversy concerning the police."
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"Oh? Could I have your name, please?"
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"Yes, sir. It's Mary Richards, and I am the rob-ee."
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"Victim."
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"- Rhoda Morgenstern. I'm her friend. - Officer Tully."
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"I'm Phyllis Lindstrom. I live downstairs."
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"Nice to meet you. We met in the closet."
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"This is OfficerJackson."
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"I'd like to ask Miss Richards exactly what happened."
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"- Miss Richards, exactly what happened? - I was robbed."
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"And my TV!"
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"That's right. At least they did not take my records."
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"But they took my stereo. Oh!"
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"Aw, gee, that's too bad."
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"What time did this happen?"
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"Oh, then you weren't robbed."
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"- I wasn't? - You were burglarized."
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"Oh! That's a relief."
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"Officers, continue your questioning."
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"- Mary, I'm gonna get you a dress. - I'll get you a better one."
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"When did you first realize that there was a robbery?"
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"and looked in my closet and noticed that there was nothing in it."
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"- Is there anyone you suspect? - No."
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"Jackson. No suspects."
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"you may think it's a very personal type of question."
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"But for those of us who have taken the exam to be a detective, as we know,"
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"it has to be asked."
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"Does anyone else have a key to your apartment?"
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"I didn't think so. Jackson!"
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"Leave the detecting to the detectives."
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"- I want to talk to you for a minute. - Excuse me. Just be right..."
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"Do you always have to put me down in front of people?"
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"- Only when you start acting like Ironside. - You're acting like Ironside."
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"Officers, I do hate to seem to be rushing things, but I really have to get going."
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"It'll just be a few more minutes. Jackson, why don't you check the window sash?"
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"- Mary, here's a dress for you. It's brand new, never been worn. - Oh, Phyl..."
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"Here it is. It has 10,000 miles on it, but it's just back from the cleaners."
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"- Right. Come on. - Oh, but..."
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"That's the breaks, Phyl."
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"- Tully, come on! - Would you wait a second?"
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"I want to see how she looks in it."
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"Officer Tully,"
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"you know, Bess... that's my daughter..."
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"Oh, OfficerJackson should be here. He would appreciate this."
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"Bess came home from school the other day and she said,"
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""The... The policeman is our friend.""
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"That's very nice. I'll tell OfficerJackson."
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"You know what I said to Bess? I said, "Bess, you're absolutely right.""
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"Gives you an idea of the fantastic conversations they have at her house."
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"Well, one thing's good... Mary won't have to worry about being robbed again."
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"Oh, that's not necessarily true."
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"You see, many times they come back to the same place."
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"Do me a favor. Don't tell Mary that."
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"I heard!"
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"- Is that true? - Oh, you look terrific."
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"- That's a great color for you. - Thank you."
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"- Is that true what you said, that they sometimes come back? - Oh, seldom, very seldom."
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"And if you need any help, just call and ask for 1636."
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"All right, extension 1636."
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"- No, no. Badge 1636. - Badge."
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"- I don't have an extension. - Oh."
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"- Nice meeting you girls. - [Rhoda] We'll have to do this again sometime."
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"- Bye, Mary. Uh... - Thank you."
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"I hope your aunt doesn't think that's a maternity dress."
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"- Hi, Mr. Grant. - [Grunts]"
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"Thank you for giving me the extra half hour. I think I got some really good dresses."
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"The biggest story of the day is that somebody talked at the Paris peace talks."
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"I never realized what a hassle being robbed could be. The man at the insurance agency..."
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"- acted as though he thought I did it. - Did you settle a claim yet?"
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"- Yeah, I signed yesterday and got the check today... - Eh?"
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"for about 20% of what my clothes were worth."
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"- At least they paid off quickly. - Yes, and then they canceled my policy."
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"- Hey, Mar, did you buy some new clothes? - Oh, yes."
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"Oh, I bought a sport coat that color. Brings out my eyes."
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"Which one? The blue or the pink?"
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"Albania? That's the capital of New York, isn't it?"
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"Well, I've got to go watch a show on educational television."
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"Sesame Street."
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"That reminds me, there's some really great television on tonight."
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"And I won't be able to watch it. They stole my TV."
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"- You can come over to our place and watch it. - Oh, thanks, Murray."
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"[Rueful Chuckle] No."
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"No, I'll just stay home and have a good time cleaning my oven."
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"Help!"
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"We'll get whoever did this, I promise you."
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"Being hysterical will not do you any good."
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"Well, being calm didn't do me any good either."
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"Everything'll be all right, Mar... l..."
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"- We'll need a list of what's missing. - Everything!"
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"A pattern's beginning to emerge."
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"- Burglarizing. - Oh!"
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