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Clips from Mary Tyler Moore - Second Story Story (S01E01)

"I think he's about finished."
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"Well, you still have your lamp,"
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"your sofa and that "M" thing."
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"Wait a minute, fellas. If this kid gets hit again,"
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"- the Red Cross is gonna have to come in with coffee and doughnuts. - [Phyllis] Hi."
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"I saw the police car downstairs, and I wondered what happened."
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"- Oh, Mary, your apartment. Oh... - I know."
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"It's your job to protect..."
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"innocent citizens from things like this."
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"Look... Look at that poor girl. What kind of a police department do we have here anyway?"
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"We're doing our very best, Phyllis."
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"Just the usual."
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"Wait a second. Wait a second. As I was leaving for my Esperanto class,"
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"I saw a big truck parked right out in front."
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"I didn't think anything about it at the time."
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"Can you describe this, uh, big truck?"
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"Uh, yes, Officer. It was a, uh, a truck."
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"because the only hope of getting my things back is if you can remember."
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"- So, Phyllis, if you could... - It was blue."
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"- Good, good. - Or was it green?"
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"I guess it was blue-green..."
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"sort of an off-blue-green."
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"Why don't you give them a swatch?"
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"Was there anything else you noticed besides the blue-green?"
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"- Uh, that and the license number. - The license number?"
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"- You wrote down the license number? That's terrific! - No, I didn't write it down."
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"- I remembered it. - You remembered all those numbers and all those letters?"
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"- I just have one of those minds. - She does. She has one of those minds."
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"Good. I'll put in an alert for this big truck."
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"Jackson, put in an alert for that big truck."
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"A major clue. To have a license plate and the color..."
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"- Great! - We're really making headway."
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"Officer Tully, I want to apologize for acting so emotionally before."
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"- You're doing a great job. Thank you. - Thank you."
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"Well, you know, when you're studying to be a detective,"
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"- Mary, you know what you need, kid? A good night's sleep. - Yeah."
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"- Why don't you stay at my place? - You're welcome to sleep at my place."
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"- Or even stay at... - Don't say it."
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"[Siren Blaring]"
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"Why can't my partner learn to use the horn?"
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"Oh, I can't forget the old superstition..."
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"about bad things coming in threes."
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"- A little bit of paranoia is a character developer. - Oh!"
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"I keep thinking he's gonna come back and steal my sofa too."
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"Look, Mar, I don't know if you can use any of this."
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"- We've had it around for quite a while. - Oh, Murray!"
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"They're practically antiques."
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"- This is an alarm clock. It's so old, it has Roman numerals. - Oh, Murray!"
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"Here is a waffle iron, in case you have any waffles you want to iron."
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"Oh, that's great."
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"Murray, that's so sweet. Thank you."
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"- Well, it was all Marie's idea. - Ah!"
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"- Morning, Murray. - Morning, Lou."
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"I don't like the coffee it makes."
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"Maybe you will."
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"Will you look at this? This pot has never been used. He bought it for me."
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"Well, don't tell anyone. You'll ruin his image."
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"Heigh-ho, everyone."
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"I think you can quit worrying. The third bad thing just happened."
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"A little something to help you rebuild, Mar."
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"- It's for your kitchen. - Oh, Ted!"
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"- It's an ice crusher. - Oh, Ted, that's sensational."
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"I've always wanted an ice crusher, but it's the kind of thing..."
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"you never think to go out and buy for yourself."
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"Thank you."
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"All right. So it isn't one of those big, electric fancy ones."
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"- What's wrong with that? - Calling that an ice crusher..."
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"is like giving someone a match and calling it a barbecue."
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"and then you strike it like this and voila."
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"- [Chuckles] - I've always wanted to know what "voila" meant, and now I know."
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"It means, "I've got a handful of crushed ice.""
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"- You're some joker! - Thank you, Ted."
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"- The last of the big spenders. - Come on. It's the thought that counts."
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"I know, and he has cheap thoughts."
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"[Phone Rings]"
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"Newsroom, Mary Richards."
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"Uh, Larry? Larry, Larry..."
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"Larry Tully. Officer Larry Tully."
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"You did? Oh, that's great."
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"Yes, thank you. Yes, I'll be right there. Good-bye."
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"That was my policeman, Officer Larry Tully."
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"They think they got the guy who did the robbery. I have to go to the police station."
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"Hey, that's great. Now that you know the guy's been caught, maybe you won't be so nervous."
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"All right, let's see here. Uh, Richards, Richards..."
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"Tully said that if you got here before him to wait."
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"- Would you like a magazine? - Oh, thank you very much."
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"Uh, don't he look like a nice fella?"
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"Wanted for murder, assault and armed robbery."
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"Triple threat."
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"You just can't tell anything about anybody by looking at 'em."
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"Mm. True."
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"You know what I do every morning?"
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"Get up and go over the park and sit on a bench."
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"Ever since I was a little kid, I've seen old men sittin' on park benches."
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"It's kind of boring, but I figure it's my obligation."
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"That's very nice."
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"- What are you here for? - Robbery."
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"- Really? - No. No, I was robbed... uh, burglarized."
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"Eh, that's bad. A lot of that going around."
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"Hm! I've been mugged 13 times."
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"Well, you certainly don't look it."
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"Oh, I guess I'm just mug prone."
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"Course, hanging around the park doesn't help."
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"- so they could make a better living. - [Laughs] Yes."
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"Tell me, have you ever been to one of these identifications before?"
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"Thirteen times."
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"You just go in that room over there, and they line the guys up."
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"It's better than sittin' on a park bench."
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"Yeah. I'm gonna have a pretty difficult time identifying this man."
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"That'll make it tough all right."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- Oh, hi, Jerry. - Hi."
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"- Well, what do you think? How do you like it? - What?"
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"Oh, congratulations. You made detective."
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"No, it's just a new suit."
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"Oh, well, you certainly should be a detective."
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"- Thank you. - Uh, do I have to see the burglar?"
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"- Yes. - I knew it!"
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"Now, we just want you to identify some of your things."
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"How did you do it? That's terrific."
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