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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Win, Lose or Draw (S04E04)

"Once again, I have to object."
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"Party starts at 7:00"
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"Last night, at approximately 2:30 a.m.,"
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"Yeah. What we did is I wrote two versions"
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"Shackle it up its own butt"
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"and I phoned it in pretty hard."
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"But you have a knack for this."
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"No, this is a job offer."
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"get a book and start scrapping."
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"that I still have feelings for you,"
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"Oh, it's just last night."
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"That is exactly the kind of careful consideration and positive feedback"
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"Why are you hiding?"
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"I'm really good at fixing it when it freezes. I know exactly what to do."
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"What if I tie?"
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"All that's left is the waiting. Okay?"
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"Well, I thought that we could just talk before you left town."
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"I told her it's a matter of life and death."
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"I can't do it."
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"which we probably will because of your massive mess-up,"
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"Nature."
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"I've been running for office the entire time we've been dating."
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"Okay. "20% of the precincts reporting."
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"Okay. Let's get your hands back up. Okay."
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"Oh, God, I'm so tired."
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"But you and Leslie like to hold hands"
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"So, you really want things to just stay exactly the same."
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"Like when I change a tree into a canoe."
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"Thank you. That's nice to hear."
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"even though you're going to be in Washington D.C.?"
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"Really? Yeah."
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"Why don't I make you guys a deal?"
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"No, honey, you're not thinking clearly."
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"Bobby wants to move into his new office first thing in the morning."
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"They're already measuring the walls for his Lamborghini posters."
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"Terrence!"
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"They said the recount could take two hours, but who knows?"
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"Okay, so no one knows where she is?"
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"I figured this might be my last chance."
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"Ron, for the last six months, my friends have worked so hard."
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"We didn't volunteer to help you"
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"You had a dream, and we wanted to support your dream."
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"Why does everyone always come to me for advice?"
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"I've got "Detective, F.B.l. agent, policeman, C.l.A. agent."
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"Oh, my God. You'll most certainly get fired."
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"And I'm trying to help. My God."
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"Okay. Bring it in, boy."
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"The very least I can do is try to return the favor."
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"I'm Ann. That doesn't matter. I'm leaving."
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"Someday, when I'm more emotionally stable,"
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"And I think that we should date all of it."
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"Totally."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"Oh, my God. Babe, you know what?"
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"I will certify the results after all the precincts have reported."
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"A final tally within 1% will trigger an automatic recount."
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"In the event of an exact tie, the seat is awarded to the male candidate,"
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"and the female candidate is put in jail."
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"I don't think it would hold up in court but it is city law."
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"Any questions? Yes, actually."
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"are trying to install these voting machines"
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"in several precincts around town."
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"Watch what happens when I vote for Bobby Newport."
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"Shouldn't we be rewarding our citizens for voting?"
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"I'm never against anyone getting a candy bar."
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"But watch what happens when you vote for me."
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"Then, you have to press it again."
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"I'm sorry. I just don't see the problem."
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"Okay, everyone. Ahem!"
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"Today is election day,"
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"as we all know, and I'd just like to say a few words."
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"Okay."
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"Six months ago we came together..."
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"Again?"
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"You're getting tears in my Eggs Florentine."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to try again later. Okay?"
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"Bobby Newport and I are separated by a razor-thin margin."
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"Could go either way."
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"I've only slept nine hours over the past four days."
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"So, I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown."
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"This isn't a bagel."
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"Since Leslie is an embarrassing disaster,"
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"let me go over tonight's agenda."
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"in the historic Jermaine Jackson Ballroom at the Pawnee SuperSuites."
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"It is no longer a "Pimps and Hoes" pajama party."
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"That idea was nixed by a certain"
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"uptight nerd who shall remain nameless."
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"By 10:00, we should know if Leslie won the election."
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"But more importantly, tonight, Ann and I are getting back together."
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"Oh, right. Because of a dream you had?"
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"that it had to be a premonition."
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"Me, Drake, and the T-Mobile girl"
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"were playing baccarat on a private jet."
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"Ann Perkins walks up to me, and she says,"
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""Tommy, tomorrow night, I'm taking you back.""
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"Then, Blue Ivy Carter high-fived me and gave me $40 million."
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"It was all so real."
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"Do me a favor there, Dana."
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"Reach into that crate, pull out a bottle of single malt scotch,"
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"pour me four fingers of it and throw away the cap."
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"Sorry, I only have blended whisky."
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"Why? Are children even allowed at this event?"
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"Nobody touches this but me."
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"It's been along, hard-fought campaign."
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"I have been forced to do many things I don't enjoy,"
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"like write things down and speak with people."
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"But now I'm alone, I have my favorite whisky, things are looking up."
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"Bacon-wrapped shrimp?"
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"Thank you, ma'am. I'll take it from here."
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"Okay."
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"Just keep it in the pocket."
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"Hey! You guys all set?"
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"of my amazing campaign anthem Catch Your Dream."
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"If we win, I sing..."
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"Catch your dream and shackle it to your heart"
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"But if we lose, I'm just going to sing..."
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"Screw your dream"
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"So?"
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"Well, I hope she wins."
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"Oh, gosh, me too."
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