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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Calamity Jen (S01E01)

"They call him: " Stressperts!""
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"Anyone interested in coming along picking up"
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"a few tips on how to manage stress?"
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"There's a free buffet..."
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"Good!"
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"Good people."
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"Oh! By the way!"
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"Anyone still experiencing stress at the end of the day..."
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"It's not going on!"
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"Yeah, I think it is so. Just down angle it a bit more."
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"Are you sure you're a 5?"
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"- I'm not a liar. - Yeah, but I mean I can't..."
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"I can feel the heel going into the shoe."
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"There is no angle, but I could..."
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"Don't let me push you away!"
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"Just lean in with the shoe. Lean in..."
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"with the shoe!"
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"Lean in!"
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"We've been here... for half an hour."
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"The shoes aren't going on!"
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"They're two sizes too small."
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"And even if they did go on,"
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"they would cripple you."
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"You don't want that, do you?"
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"I myself, have been subject to some..."
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"terrible rages, but... Yes?"
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"- I'm sorry. Is this the stress class? - Oh yeah. Come on in."
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"Thank you."
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"Moss!"
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"This is in here! Moss!"
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"Thank you."
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"Ok."
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"Are you all right?"
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"As I was saying..."
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"I myself have been subject to some terrible rages."
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"Where I've..."
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"snapped at my wife, or spoken harshly"
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"to a work colleague, because of stress."
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"If I... just... thinking about it now, I realise I'm..."
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"raising my voice."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Stress is the main cause of heart attacks."
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"And even a little bit... well..."
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"Let me show you what stress can do."
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"Yes. Come on up."
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"And just relax there."
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"I'm gonna ask you a very personal question."
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"There we are, you see?"
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"Sorry, I'm not gonna ask you anything at all."
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"That's just to show how little is needed"
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"to send downstress levels shooting up."
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"Just a simple statement like that"
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"is registered very strongly on the display."
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"- Yes, another volunteer? - Yeah."
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"Ok."
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"I'll have... just this off."
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"Ah! There it goes! Yes, raise up!"
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"Look at that! Brilliant!"
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"Wow, great shoes!"
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"Thank you very much."
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"I really envy women with dainty feet."
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"What are you? A five?"
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"Yeah! Five..."
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"Well, just a little misunderstanding there I imagine. So..."
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"- Huh let's move on... with... - Wow!"
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"I actually haven't had a proper go yet."
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"Well, I don't need attach... can't, what's happened there..."
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"Actually, I don't think that's fair..."
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"I would like a go, and I think"
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"Well, I think I should go first!"
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"- When did you grow a bit? - A little go."
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"- We gotta move on... - And I think we could..."
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"Can we just move on?"
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"You're old? Are you very old?"
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"Let's move on!"
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"Oh! Shut up!"
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"What are you eating?"
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"Muffin."
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"A muffin? How can you be hungry,"
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"you ate a whole chicken at the stress buffet!"
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"to try out for myself, like the one in that class."
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"Watch this."
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"I'm going to ask myself a very personal question."
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"Don't worry, I'm not really going to ask myself any questions."
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"Not as good as the one in the stress class."
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"The shoes!"
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"What was all that about?"
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"Well, like all the women, she's shoe mad!"
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"It's a bit sexist, isn't it?"
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"No, but I only know one woman."
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"And she just left the room shouting: "the shoes!"."
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"The needle's freaking out!"
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"- Moss? - Huh?"
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"Did you use a soldering iron to make that stress machine?"
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"Yes."
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"You turned it off?"
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"Oh I'm fairly sure I did!"
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"Because, you remember what happened last time, right?"
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"Yes! That was very funny!"
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"Well no! No."
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"It was very dangerous and someone nearly died!"
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"Right! No! Yeah!"
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"I was thinking of a different incident. The one on the golf course."
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"What?"
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"I'm talking about the fire!"
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"Oh yeah, fire sorry! I always get mixed up between golf and fire."
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"- Just make sure it's off! - It is off."
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"I think."
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"- Well just make sure it is. - I will make sure it is."
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"And if it's already off..."
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"I'll just walk away!"
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"Will he get off my back! What is he? The soldering iron police?"
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"It's off..."
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"that means I turn it... on..."
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"and just walk away!"
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"Oh four! I mean five!"
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"Now let's see what we have here."
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"Now, I can't read it..."
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"Oh, not me!"
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"I am a giddy-goat!"
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