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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Calamity Jen (S01E01)

""Remove safety clip.""
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"- Don't look at my feet! - Fire?"
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"Fire..."
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"No...?"
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""Aim nozzle at base of fire.""
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"Oh, that is typical!"
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"Why has it done that?"
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""Made in Britain""
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"I'll just put this over here, with the rest..."
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"of the fire."
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"011 53... No."
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"011 huh..."
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"0118 999..."
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"...3!"
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"Then which country am I speaking to?"
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"Hello? Hello?"
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"I know! Yep."
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"Okay."
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""Subject:...""
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""...fire!""
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""Dear Sir", stroke, "Madam.""
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""I'm writing to inform you of a fire"
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"No. That's too formal."
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""Dear Sir", stroke, "Madam.""
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""Fire!", exclamation mark."
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""Fire!", exclamation mark."
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""123, Carendon road.""
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""All the best, Maurice Moss.""
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"What are you wearing size 5 shoes for, woman? You're at least an 8!"
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"Eight?"
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"How dare you?!"
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"That foot is completely mangled."
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"You're not wearing these again."
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"But I threw away my other shoes, what am I supposed to wear?"
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"Hello! Hello!"
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"Do you remember me? Can I have a go in your machine now?"
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"- Oh hello again! - Oh hi!"
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"Please thank Yamamoto San for this fine ceremonial sword."
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"It is a magnificent symbol of our new merger."
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"I am sorry that my gift..."
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"a huge pair of Doc' Martins,"
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"is extremely thick and heavy sorts."
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"It's so poultry in comparison."
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"as soon as this meeting is over."
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"- These are very heavy shoes. - Yes."
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"He feels like... Godzilla!"
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"Godzilla!"
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"Go on! Stamp your feet!"
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"Clap him man!"
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"Good!"
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"Oh yeah! The Jap loves it!"
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"Put your weight into it!"
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"You f... idiot!!"
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"You stupid old f..."
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"You f... J..."
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"and your big m... shoes!"
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"Oh you're not! You're nothing! But I f..."
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"- I am... so... sorry, Denholm. - That was quite a tarring Jen."
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"It would have been even worse"
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"if Paul hadn't been so quick on the profanity buzzer."
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"You're back on the payroll."
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"As for you... you're fucked up!"
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"Shouting at Japs! Mad feet!"
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"And you know how I feel about stress..."
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"Go to your office, and wait for me."
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"Weirdest thing just happened... Fire!"
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"Fire!"
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"An e-mail?! It's a fire! Where..."
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"- Made in Britain! - This is just like the golf incident!"
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"I mean the fire incident! Of course I mean the fire incident!"
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"What have you got there?"
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"Help me get my shoes on! I gotta get my shoes on!"
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"And he's got a... fire! Fire! Fire!"
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"I've taken care of it."
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"I have to say I feel a little bit insulted"
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"What happened to your feet?"
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"What is this?"
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"demands a little more attention than my feet, don't you?"
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"How... how did you get the stress machine Roy?"
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"I... don't really know."
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"Met Dr. Holmes by the lift."
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"Wasn't he nice? I thought he was a lovely man."
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"But I met him there by the lift, and he just went... mental!"
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"And one thing led to another and I just... stole it!"
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"- You stole it... - Yeah!"
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"But that's stealing!"
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"Didn't know what a stress machine was this morning and now we have 2 of them."
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"that probably took hundreds of years to set up,"
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"the office is on fire, Denholm is furious, so"
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"could we please concentrate on what's important,"
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"and help me out with my shoes!"
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"That could get you into trouble!"
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"Empty!"
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"Got a little bit there!"
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"These are a size 5..."
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"What are you, eight and a half?"
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"Shut up!"
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"- Come on! - I'm pushing!"
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"Push it! Oh don't let me push you away!"
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"- Is it in? - Come on!"
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"Push hard guy!"
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"The heel went right through!"
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"Oh my God it hurts so much!"
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"- Where are you Jen? - It's Denholm!"
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"What?"
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"Hide the stress machine!"
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"Ok! Put the stress machine in Jen's room!"
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"- He'll never go in there! - But what if he does?"
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"It doesn't matter! He won't know what it is!"
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"I can't go to prison Roy!"
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"They'll rape the flip out of me!"
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"You! Stall him by the door!"
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"I stall... How?"
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"I don't know! Use your womanly ways!"
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"Ok Moss! Pass me that monitor screen. The broken one."
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"There you are!"
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"Hello there!"
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"It's no use being womanly with me Jen!"
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"You're in big trouble!"
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"Nice screensaver!"
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