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Clips from American Dad! - Iced, Iced Babies (S02E02)

""Reagan, Rove, Rumsfeld...."
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"Stan, don't! I,ve got a turkey baster and..."
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"- You wouldn't. - Oh, I would."
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"Francine, he has the third-rated Sunday talk show. He loses to Bob Schieffer."
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"But you don't need it, Francine. You,re already a mother."
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"It means you did a great job."
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"It means you prepared them for the world."
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"Oh, Stan."
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"I- Is it a car? Uh, some kind of car?"
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"It was a boat. We,re not seizing the day at all."
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"Uh- Uh, you know what would really be seizing the moment?"
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"- What are you doing? - Don't worry. I totally have a plan to get me out of here."
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"You know what would be even better, Ethan?"
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"- Oh, that is better. - No, no, no, it's not any better."
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"- I-I don't have any ideas. I,m not even a real professor. - What? You,re not?"
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"Ethan, I wanted people to think I was smart. But I,m an idiot."
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"I looked up to you. I- I listened to your every word."
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"Huge mistake. very bad idea."
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"I,m just a clumsy oaf who likes to nap, eat Nutter Butters..."
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"and watch bad television."
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"And you know what? That's what I,m best at."
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"I killed my dad because of you."
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"Oh, what's this?"
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"Is this a nickel?"
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"Here. You keep that. So we,re gonna go."
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"Debbie broke up with me."
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"Oh, Steve. Mommy's here, honey."
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"Steve, you,re a big boy. You,re gonna be fine."
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"- I,m all you have. - What?"
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"Well, no girl will ever love you as much as Mommy."
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"Even Debbie didn't find you attractive."
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"- She didn't? - No, not even a little."
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"As a woman, I could tell."
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"Mama."
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"with Mommy... forever."
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"Everything's so delicious. Mr. Smith, can you pass the potatoes?"
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"Mom, I can cut my own steak."
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"Ah, come on, Debbie. Let's go swab the steak sauce out of my ear."
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"- It seems that- - What does Steve see in Debbie?"
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"That's a specialty, yes. But I have a lot of smart opinions."
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"And nobody wants Punch-Drunk Love. Just give us Water boy"
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"You should be nicer to Debbie. If my Stevie likes her-"
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"Yeah, I use my dad's to shoot the eyes out of squirrels."
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"You know, you,re all right, big stuff."
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"Here's your lunch, Steve."
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"Let me move these flowers so you have more light."
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"Anyway, it's been a while, so I was thinking tonight..."
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"Pure Peruvian marching powder, grown on the Andes, north slope."
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"Like me after a couple of beers."
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"Don't worry about being suspended."
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"- I know you set me up, Mother. - What?"
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"You,ll find someone new. Maybe you,ll get some cats."
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"- Can I take your order, honey? - Oh, hey, Gladys."
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"- and talk about Professor Baxter's ideas? - Sounds great."
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"a little Dead Poets and the rest is just lies."
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"Hayley, you should join us too."
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"Say hi to your folks for me."
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"inspire them to respect me."
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"Oh, I didn't miss."
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"I feel like Tara Reid on an average Tuesday."
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"But I can't be running around and making you grilled cheese for the next 18 years."
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"George Stephanopoulos."
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"You want that, Stan? A house full of liberal Greek midget babies."
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"I know it looks rough right now, but-"
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"I don't have any drugs. I,m totally clean."
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"Are you mad, woman? Once the kids are out of the house..."
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"Oh, sweet, merciful heaven."
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"Yeah, but if you,re not Asian, it's impossible to get in."
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"Please fill cup our attendant provides."
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"Follow your heart and get rid of anything that stands in the way of your dreams."
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"Here. Take my baby gravy."
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"Be nice."
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"Hey, Ethan."
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"I, uh-Yeah, I wanted to talk to you too."
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"But now he's left me. And look how old Maria's gotten."
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"Stan, I,ve been thinking."
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"And our kids are the proof."
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"Ah, Stan, that's too tight."
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"Yeah, that would be great. It's like life and death or something."
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"And I do not perform with another act."
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"- Just take it! - We,ll see each other around the house."
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"Did you see that, Hayley? They respect me."
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"Francine. What are you doing here? This isn't home."
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"- Just so we,re clear. - Is that a Tec P11 nine millimeter?"
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"It's so nice having you over, Debbie."
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"- And now I,m finally awake. - Oh, I,m awake too. Totally awake."
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"Oh, Debbie."
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"You ignorant cretins. I,m more than just a clown."
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"What are you talking about? He totally ignored me and I don't think he's hot at a-"
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"Wow, that's a snug fit."
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"Come on, Debbie."
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"Finally, my ear popped."
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"All right, all right. You win."
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"But ask yourself, will you jackknife or cannonball?"
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"Give it up, Francine."
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"Good God! That's a tough shot!"
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"Well, I just wanted to bring you and the boys some cookies. Is that a dead squirrel?"
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"over that of an anonymous tipster?"
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"Esteban Mortia is back in business."
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"Oh, God. The crowded restaurant so I wouldn't make a scene."
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"- But it's time to move on. - This isn't happening."
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"Still no baby. I don't understand."
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"Thanks. I,ve always wanted to cook, but my father never supported me."
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"Hey after yogurt, let's try the reverse bulldog again."
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"No."
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"Hey, guy. Don't be down."
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"We can't keep doing this. It isn't working, you and me. We,ve grown apart."
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