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Clips from Friends - The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion (S03E03)

"Thank you."
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"Yeah. We have the reservations."
Friends
"Dude, what are you doing?"
Friends
"What'd you do about it?"
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"I didn't do anything. I didn't want to be the guy..."
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"I gotta tell you, I think it's okay to be that guy."
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"I mean, I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew..."
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"...by, you know, grabbing her boob."
Friends
"I know. For a really great stew, you'd just..."
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"...stick your head in between them."
Friends
"Can we please go eat?"
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"So from now on, don't give your boss a chance to get you."
Friends
"What you do is rub something that smells really bad on your butt, right?"
Friends
"Now, what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad?"
Friends
"What if Joey was president?"
Friends
"With who?"
Friends
"My friend Bonnie. She always thought Ross was cute..."
Friends
"...and she asked if I could set it up."
Friends
"- But if that's not cool... - Which one is Bonnie?"
Friends
"You remember her from my birthday party?"
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"You are iron! You are steel!"
Friends
"Let me ask you, how come when I call your computer support line..."
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"It's just hard when I know I have e-mail I can't get."
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"- Hi. - Monica."
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"- Hi, honey. - On the table. On the table, please."
Friends
"So listen, my friends were telling me a little bit about..."
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"...this Ultimate Fighting thing."
Friends
"It sounds really dangerous."
Friends
"I don't want you to get hurt because I kind of like you."
Friends
"See these guys? They're the best trainers in the world."
Friends
"And Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin."
Friends
"A house painter! He used to be a house painter!"
Friends
"- Promise me you'll be careful. - I promise."
Friends
"Are we still on for tonight? Good. Because..."
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"...maybe we could have a little workout of our own."
Friends
"No boom-boom before big fight!"
Friends
"That was depressing. I just bought a pretzel..."
Friends
"...from one of the kids from Fame."
Friends
"Ready to go to the movies? Oh, this is Bonnie!"
Friends
"This is Bonnie? You're Bonnie?"
Friends
"I can show you an ID. If you want."
Friends
"Have fun tonight."
Friends
"Thanks. You too."
Friends
"She was bald. She's not now."
Friends
"I don't know. I hardly ever say that about people."
Friends
"Well, I'm sorry. I thought you said it was okay."
Friends
"I said it was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick."
Friends
"That girl has got hair all over her head!"
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"- Maybe Ross won't like her personality. - Does she have a bad personality?"
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"Bing!"
Friends
"Read your CompuTek proposal. Real home run."
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"That was a good one. Keep at it, team!"
Friends
"- What is with him? - "With him"?"
Friends
"You're his favorite. You're his guy!"
Friends
"We never get smacked."
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"Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks!"
Friends
"- You go to Dartmouth? - No, sir."
Friends
"God, Ross! What is that?"
Friends
"The Ultimate Fighting Combo."
Friends
"I saved 30 cents. Plus, I get to keep the cup."
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"From New York City, New York..."
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"...appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut..."
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"...Pete Becker!"
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"...Tank Abbott!"
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"- That guy's pretty huge. - Don't worry."
Friends
"Well, then that guy is in serious, serious trouble."
Friends
"You go get him. Let's go!"
Friends
"It's me."
Friends
"Who else would it be?"
Friends
"Earlier, when you were coming to, you called me Fran."
Friends
"Can I just tell you how proud I am of you?"
Friends
"I thought you were nuts at first..."
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"...but you did it."
Friends
"Now you can just look back at this with no regrets."
Friends
"You're not gonna keep going?"
Friends
"Well, no. But..."
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"That guy stood on your neck until you passed out."
Friends
"Let me tell you a story."
Friends
"When I set out to create MOSS 865, do you think it happened overnight?"
Friends
"No. There was MOSS 1 that burned down my dad's garage."
Friends
"And 862 others that I learned from."
Friends
"Just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck."
Friends
"Fast."
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"Yeah."
Friends
"That was the problem."
Friends
"So, Ross, how did it go with Bonnie?"
Friends
"Oh, I gotta tell you, I wasn't expecting to like her at all."
Friends
"But she's really terrific."
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"No, I'm saying I liked her."
Friends
"There are other fish in the sea."
Friends
"- Fight's starting! - We'll be right in."
Friends
"I had to put on lotion."
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"And if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack-free."
Friends
"Fight's over!"
Friends
"No. I didn't do them."
Friends
"You forgot?"
Friends
"Instead, I hung out with some friends and had a couple of beers."
Friends
"So I certainly don't deserve praise. Verbal..."
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"Tappan Zee Bridge never looked smaller."
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"Doug!"
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"Because I gotta tell you, if it is, you can just kiss my ass!"
Friends
"...on my buttocks."
Friends
"And besides, it's making all the other guys jealous."
Friends
"Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant..."
Friends
"...or inside his shower drain?"
Friends
"Look at that! It's a line of ants! They're working as a team!"
Friends
"I hope he lets her down easy."
Friends
"Look at that! They are not breaking up! Look at them!"
Friends
"You know what that is? A second date, that's what that is."
Friends
"Look, she just put her hand on his thigh."
Friends
"That's nothing. She's very sexually aggressive."
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"You said it was okay."
Friends
"You said she was bald!"
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"Was! Was, was, was!"
Friends
"We can't let it happen. We have to do something. We have to break them up."
Friends
"Just go in there and shave her head! You owe me one bald girl!"
Friends
"Aren't you the one that decided you didn't want to be with Ross?"
Friends
"Yes."
Friends
"Well, isn't he your friend? Don't you want him to be happy?"
Friends
"So?"
Friends
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