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Clips from Friends - The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion (S03E03)

Short Films 1912 Season 3, Episode 24 351 clips
Short Horror
- Oh, no. - What?
"- Oh, no. - What?"
Friends
We killed them all!
"We killed them all!"
Friends
It's not as bad as it looks. It's a precaution.
"It's not as bad as it looks. It's a precaution."
Friends
I'm not supposed to move my spine.
"I'm not supposed to move my spine."
Friends
Please tell me you're stopping now.
"Please tell me you're stopping now."
Friends
You are insane! You've got to give this up!
"You are insane! You've got to give this up!"
Friends
I can't until I'm the ultimate fighter.
"I can't until I'm the ultimate fighter."
Friends
I will do it.
"I will do it."
Friends
Not that I could beat Superman, but kids are stupid.
"Not that I could beat Superman, but kids are stupid."
Friends
You are terrible at this, okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever.
"You are terrible at this, okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever."
Friends
Well, then, you know what?
"Well, then, you know what?"
Friends
I care about you too much to watch you hurt yourself like this.
"I care about you too much to watch you hurt yourself like this."
Friends
So if you have to do this, you'll have to do it without me.
"So if you have to do this, you'll have to do it without me."
Friends
I've got to do this.
"I've got to do this."
Friends
Then I've gotta go.
"Then I've gotta go."
Friends
Goldberg, you maniac!
"Goldberg, you maniac!"
Friends
- Couldn't have done it without you. - Thank you, sir.
"- Couldn't have done it without you. - Thank you, sir."
Friends
Oh, excuse me.
"Oh, excuse me."
Friends
Of course, you did. Forgot something else too, you bastard!
"Of course, you did. Forgot something else too, you bastard!"
Friends
Well, what about you?
"Well, what about you?"
Friends
Pete Becker circles the ring.
"Pete Becker circles the ring."
Friends
Looks like he's just trying to feel him out.
"Looks like he's just trying to feel him out."
Friends
- Bruiser is charging! - Run.
"- Bruiser is charging! - Run."
Friends
Run, you crazy, rich freak!
"Run, you crazy, rich freak!"
Friends
I can't watch this.
"I can't watch this."
Friends
Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favorite area!
"Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favorite area!"
Friends
This is ironic.
"This is ironic."
Friends
Your last boyfriend, Richard, didn't want to have kids.
"Your last boyfriend, Richard, didn't want to have kids."
Friends
- How did it go with Pete? - Tell us.
"- How did it go with Pete? - Tell us."
Friends
Like when you're in somebody else's bowling shoes?
"Like when you're in somebody else's bowling shoes?"
Friends
Tomas, this is gonna be hard, but I wanted it to come from me.
"Tomas, this is gonna be hard, but I wanted it to come from me."
Friends
Or should I say, "Mrs. Monica Becker"?
"Or should I say, "Mrs. Monica Becker"?"
Friends
And it's not fake. It's totally brutal.
"And it's not fake. It's totally brutal."
Friends
You can bite and pull people's hair and stuff?
"You can bite and pull people's hair and stuff?"
Friends
Or you could teach him a lesson, you know?
"Or you could teach him a lesson, you know?"
Friends
Average height...
"Average height..."
Friends
Great! Okay! Good for you! All right!
"Great! Okay! Good for you! All right!"
Friends
We're adding operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?
"We're adding operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?"
Friends
This is Bonnie?
"This is Bonnie?"
Friends
Oh, yeah. Well, I just started wearing bras again.
"Oh, yeah. Well, I just started wearing bras again."
Friends
How could you not tell me she has hair?
"How could you not tell me she has hair?"
Friends
I love you, Pete!
"I love you, Pete!"
Friends
Monica.
"Monica."
Friends
You didn't know that already?
"You didn't know that already?"
Friends
Okay? I promise you.
"Okay? I promise you."
Friends
Just get a lot better.
"Just get a lot better."
Friends
One other thing.
"One other thing."
Friends
I hear you. Are you capable of talking about anything else?
"I hear you. Are you capable of talking about anything else?"
Friends
So did your boss try to slap you again today?
"So did your boss try to slap you again today?"
Friends
Nine times.
"Nine times."
Friends
Hey there, sports fan!
"Hey there, sports fan!"
Friends
I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home.
"I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home."
Friends
Don't get me wrong. I appreciate the sentiment.
"Don't get me wrong. I appreciate the sentiment."
Friends
It's your fault. Now he loves her. He'll marry her. It's all your fault.
"It's your fault. Now he loves her. He'll marry her. It's all your fault."
Friends
Great job, team! Tomorrow at 8:30.
"Great job, team! Tomorrow at 8:30."
Friends
I love you!
"I love you!"
Friends
Yes, I do.
"Yes, I do."
Friends
- Really? - No!
"- Really? - No!"
Friends
It's a feeling you get.
"It's a feeling you get."
Friends
Thank you. My boss keeps slapping my butt and acting like it's no big deal.
"Thank you. My boss keeps slapping my butt and acting like it's no big deal."
Friends
Barely got you that time. Get over here!
"Barely got you that time. Get over here!"
Friends
That's not true. He smacked you once.
"That's not true. He smacked you once."
Friends
Excuse me, Doug?
"Excuse me, Doug?"
Friends
Bing! You got those numbers for me?
"Bing! You got those numbers for me?"
Friends
...then you're asking me to be someone I'm not.
"...then you're asking me to be someone I'm not."
Friends
Bye.
"Bye."
Friends
Now, get on out of here, you!
"Now, get on out of here, you!"
Friends
Come back!
"Come back!"
Friends
There you go!
"There you go!"
Friends
...he's a 300-pound street fighter...
"...he's a 300-pound street fighter..."
Friends
...me or Superman.
"...me or Superman."
Friends
- How long until Pete's fight? - About five minutes.
"- How long until Pete's fight? - About five minutes."
Friends
Which one's my turkey burger?
"Which one's my turkey burger?"
Friends
Phil, nice job! Stevens, way to go!
"Phil, nice job! Stevens, way to go!"
Friends
Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don't you?
"Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don't you?"
Friends
You're not feeling left out, are you?
"You're not feeling left out, are you?"
Friends
That's okay. You're still my number-one guy! Bing!
"That's okay. You're still my number-one guy! Bing!"
Friends
I think she's great, okay? We're going out again.
"I think she's great, okay? We're going out again."
Friends
Can I ask you something?
"Can I ask you something?"
Friends
It's just that I have a rather sensitive posterior.
"It's just that I have a rather sensitive posterior."
Friends
...medium build, bald...
"...medium build, bald..."
Friends
No, no. I heard what you said. Funny. I like funny.
"No, no. I heard what you said. Funny. I like funny."
Friends
- So you went to Pete's. - What happened?
"- So you went to Pete's. - What happened?"
Friends
I don't know exactly. It's sort of like wrestling.
"I don't know exactly. It's sort of like wrestling."
Friends
Good to have you aboard, Bing!
"Good to have you aboard, Bing!"
Friends
You! Chuckles. What's your name?
"You! Chuckles. What's your name?"
Friends
Here we go, gentlemen.
"Here we go, gentlemen."
Friends
Are you ready? Then let's get it on!
"Are you ready? Then let's get it on!"
Friends
- Hot dog? - Four, please.
"- Hot dog? - Four, please."
Friends
It's not about the swearing. It's more about...
"It's not about the swearing. It's more about..."
Friends
...concentrate your enthusiasm...
"...concentrate your enthusiasm..."
Friends
Please listen to me.
"Please listen to me."
Friends
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing...
"Ladies and gentlemen, introducing..."
Friends
Keep on scooching.
"Keep on scooching."
Friends
- What's the matter? - Tim...
"- What's the matter? - Tim..."
Friends
Stay away from me!
"Stay away from me!"
Friends
He didn't ask me to marry him.
"He didn't ask me to marry him."
Friends
Then, when he goes to smack you, his hand will smell.
"Then, when he goes to smack you, his hand will smell."
Friends
Oh, that must be it.
"Oh, that must be it."
Friends
You said she was bald.
"You said she was bald."
Friends
I'll use his strength and weight against him.
"I'll use his strength and weight against him."
Friends
Look back?
"Look back?"
Friends
Hoshi thinks you being ringside may have affected my concentration.
"Hoshi thinks you being ringside may have affected my concentration."
Friends
The one next to my foot. Sorry.
"The one next to my foot. Sorry."
Friends
...or otherwise.
"...or otherwise."
Friends
If you're asking me to quit...
"If you're asking me to quit..."
Friends
I forgot my briefcase, you know, by accident.
"I forgot my briefcase, you know, by accident."
Friends
So, in conclusion, the lines all go up, so I'm happy.
"So, in conclusion, the lines all go up, so I'm happy."
Friends
...and I might not remember this tomorrow.
"...and I might not remember this tomorrow."
Friends
- Monica? - Yes?
"- Monica? - Yes?"
Friends
Could you leave a note? I'm on painkillers...
"Could you leave a note? I'm on painkillers..."
Friends