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Clips from Friends - The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion (S03E03)

"- Oh, no. - What?"
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"We killed them all!"
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"It's not as bad as it looks. It's a precaution."
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"I'm not supposed to move my spine."
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"Please tell me you're stopping now."
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"You are insane! You've got to give this up!"
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"I can't until I'm the ultimate fighter."
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"I will do it."
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"Not that I could beat Superman, but kids are stupid."
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"You are terrible at this, okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever."
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"Well, then, you know what?"
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"I care about you too much to watch you hurt yourself like this."
Friends
"So if you have to do this, you'll have to do it without me."
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"I've got to do this."
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"Then I've gotta go."
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"Goldberg, you maniac!"
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"- Couldn't have done it without you. - Thank you, sir."
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"Oh, excuse me."
Friends
"Of course, you did. Forgot something else too, you bastard!"
Friends
"Well, what about you?"
Friends
"Pete Becker circles the ring."
Friends
"Looks like he's just trying to feel him out."
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"- Bruiser is charging! - Run."
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"Run, you crazy, rich freak!"
Friends
"I can't watch this."
Friends
"Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favorite area!"
Friends
"This is ironic."
Friends
"Your last boyfriend, Richard, didn't want to have kids."
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"- How did it go with Pete? - Tell us."
Friends
"Like when you're in somebody else's bowling shoes?"
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"Tomas, this is gonna be hard, but I wanted it to come from me."
Friends
"Or should I say, "Mrs. Monica Becker"?"
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"And it's not fake. It's totally brutal."
Friends
"You can bite and pull people's hair and stuff?"
Friends
"Or you could teach him a lesson, you know?"
Friends
"Average height..."
Friends
"Great! Okay! Good for you! All right!"
Friends
"We're adding operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?"
Friends
"This is Bonnie?"
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"Oh, yeah. Well, I just started wearing bras again."
Friends
"How could you not tell me she has hair?"
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"I love you, Pete!"
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"Monica."
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"You didn't know that already?"
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"Okay? I promise you."
Friends
"Just get a lot better."
Friends
"One other thing."
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"I hear you. Are you capable of talking about anything else?"
Friends
"So did your boss try to slap you again today?"
Friends
"Nine times."
Friends
"Hey there, sports fan!"
Friends
"I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home."
Friends
"Don't get me wrong. I appreciate the sentiment."
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"It's your fault. Now he loves her. He'll marry her. It's all your fault."
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"Great job, team! Tomorrow at 8:30."
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"I love you!"
Friends
"Yes, I do."
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"- Really? - No!"
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"It's a feeling you get."
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"Thank you. My boss keeps slapping my butt and acting like it's no big deal."
Friends
"Barely got you that time. Get over here!"
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"That's not true. He smacked you once."
Friends
"Excuse me, Doug?"
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"Bing! You got those numbers for me?"
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"...then you're asking me to be someone I'm not."
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"Bye."
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"Now, get on out of here, you!"
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"Come back!"
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"There you go!"
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"...he's a 300-pound street fighter..."
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"...me or Superman."
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"- How long until Pete's fight? - About five minutes."
Friends
"Which one's my turkey burger?"
Friends
"Phil, nice job! Stevens, way to go!"
Friends
"Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don't you?"
Friends
"You're not feeling left out, are you?"
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"That's okay. You're still my number-one guy! Bing!"
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"I think she's great, okay? We're going out again."
Friends
"Can I ask you something?"
Friends
"It's just that I have a rather sensitive posterior."
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"...medium build, bald..."
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"No, no. I heard what you said. Funny. I like funny."
Friends
"- So you went to Pete's. - What happened?"
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"I don't know exactly. It's sort of like wrestling."
Friends
"Good to have you aboard, Bing!"
Friends
"You! Chuckles. What's your name?"
Friends
"Here we go, gentlemen."
Friends
"Are you ready? Then let's get it on!"
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"- Hot dog? - Four, please."
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"It's not about the swearing. It's more about..."
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"...concentrate your enthusiasm..."
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"Please listen to me."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, introducing..."
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"Keep on scooching."
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"- What's the matter? - Tim..."
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"Stay away from me!"
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"He didn't ask me to marry him."
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"Then, when he goes to smack you, his hand will smell."
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"Oh, that must be it."
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"You said she was bald."
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"I'll use his strength and weight against him."
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"Look back?"
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"Hoshi thinks you being ringside may have affected my concentration."
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"The one next to my foot. Sorry."
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"...or otherwise."
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"If you're asking me to quit..."
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"I forgot my briefcase, you know, by accident."
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"So, in conclusion, the lines all go up, so I'm happy."
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"...and I might not remember this tomorrow."
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"- Monica? - Yes?"
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"Could you leave a note? I'm on painkillers..."
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