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Clips from The Simpsons - Brother from Another Series (S08E08)

"in a cave with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears."
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"I'm aware of your felonious past but you are still my brother."
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"And blood is thicker than bread and water."
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"- I'm all murdered out. - Praise the Lord!"
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"How can you even think of releasing Sideshow Bob?"
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"Bob is no maniac."
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"And I assure you, they were perfectly sane."
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"- Oh, you gotta be kidding! - My friends, please!"
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"I make no secret of my past."
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"But isn't our system of justice based on the idea that a man can change?"
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"I know I don't deserve another chance. But this is America."
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"Can't you find it in your hearts just to let me live and work in peace?"
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"Hi!"
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"Don't you see what you've done? Sideshow Bob hasn't reformed."
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"He's pure evil! Oh, if only you knew what he was thinking!"
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"[Thinking] I hope they still make that shampoo I like."
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"And please, God, kill Sideshow Bob."
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"- Bart, no! - It's him or me, O Lord!"
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"Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be working with you."
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"I am Springfield's chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer."
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"Hydrological and hydrodynamical. Talk about running the gamut."
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"- Snigger all you like, Bob. - Thank you. I believe I shall."
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"But you'll find one gets more respect as a humble civil servant..."
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"You're still angry that Krusty picked me instead of you."
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"- I can't imagine what you mean. - Oh, come now!"
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"What about the buffoon lessons? The four years at clown college?"
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"I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way."
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"The point is you obviously still blame me for what happened at your audition."
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"[Whimpers]"
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"Thanks for driving me, big brother."
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"These giant clown mitts are extremely hilarious, but do make it difficult to shift gears."
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"Number 73. You're next. Make with the laugh-laugh."
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"Uh, I have prepared a pie-in-the-face take."
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"[Groans]"
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"All right. Knock yourself out, kid. Hal!"
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"Like that guy. Hey, Hal! Pie job for Lord Autumnbottom there!"
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"Oh, dear."
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"That guy's a genius!"
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"He's gonna change the way we think about getting hit by pies!"
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"Chumley, you're hired."
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"Cecil, no civilization in history has ever considered..."
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"- [Clearing Throat] - Yes, yes. The Cappadocians. Fine."
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"Just the thought of that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care."
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"Because you'll be supervising the construction crew."
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"Oh, great. Whenever a woman passes by..."
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"Come on, Bob. This is your chance to show the people of Springfield..."
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"He's planning something evil, I know it."
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"Maybe he's gonna pee in the river."
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"Mmm, nah. That's not his style."
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"Who is that?"
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"Hello, Bart!"
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"You know, I haven't been on a date in six years."
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"Oh, the pleasure's mine, Bob. It's so exciting to be dating a killer."
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"To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone."
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"I did once try to kill the world's greatest lover."
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"[Laughing]"
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"- You get my drift. - Oh, you."
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"Mrs. Krabappel, no! That's Sideshow Bob!"
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"Well, that's the last time I announce my dinner plans in class."
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"That was Edna Krabappel."
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"I won't be happy until I find out what you're up to."
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"Wherever you go and whatever you do, I'll be there watching and waiting."
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"It most certainly is not! The workmen you've given me..."
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"Come now. You speak as if they were a gaggle of slack-jawed yokels."
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"Mr. Terwilliger, come quick!"
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"There's trouble down to the cement mixer, sir!"
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"See, Cousin Merl and me was playing fetch with Geech."
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"That's our old smellhound and-"
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"Geech gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger."
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"Temper, temper. You know Cousin Merl ain't been quite right lately."
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"Coveralls that don't quite cover all."
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"And a psychotic little boy who will not stop hounding me!"
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"Sometimes I wish this dam would burst..."
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"and bury this cursed town."
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"Hey! You said we were going to Dairy Queen."
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"I lied. Now help me rummage through Bob's trash for clues."
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"Then I promise we'll go to the waterslide."
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"Okay."
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"You again! Well, that's it."
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"than a pair of ill-bred troublemakers."
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"- Lisa too? - Especially Lisa!"
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"But especially Bart!"
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"well, I can't be held responsible for my actions."
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"Well, I hope Bob fed you 'cause I ate your dinners."
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"No, he hasn't. He's more the same than ever."
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"There's only one place it could possibly be."
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"That's even better. Let's go there."
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"[Gasps] Bart, there must be millions of dollars there."
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"- What is Sideshow Bob doing with- - [Doorknob Rattling]"
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"[Growls]"
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"Who left the lights on? Who's in here? Cletus? Cousin Merl?"
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"Big HungryJoe?"
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"You two."
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"Be careful! There's hydroelectricity in there!"
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"Will you children stop tormenting me!"
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"Give it up, Bob. We found the money."
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"Where did that come from? I've never seen that money before in my life."
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"Then you must have had your eyes closed when you embezzled it!"
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"You want to know what I've been up to?"
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"Oh, my God! It's completely hollow!"
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"You cut back on building materials and kept all the money for yourself."
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"- That's what happened. - Get him, Lise!"
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"But I wasn't in charge of the money. Cecil was."
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"Now, let's stop bickering and get out of here."
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"This dam could collapse at any minute!"
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"[Cecil] One minute past sunrise, to be precise."
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"there'll be no evidence of missing concrete, and I walk away with 15 million."
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"But everyone will know you did this!"
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"You know, the one who's been working at the dam and has a grudge against Springfield."
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"I know Cousin Merl has had his troubles with the revenuers, but he's hardly a master-"
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"And I'm doing a really excellent job too."
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"Wait a minute."
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"This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?"
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"Speaking of which, hand it over."
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"Ta."
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"I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you inside."
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"Well, obviously."
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"[Door Locking]"
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"- Oh, it's hopeless. Utterly, utterly hopeless. - Oh, I see."
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"When it's one of my schemes, you can't foil it fast enough."
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