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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Correspondents' Lunch (S05E05)

"Dark, rich, and full-bodied.""
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"Ann, we got you some very rare Hawaiian fertility tea,"
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"That's so nice. Where'd you find that?"
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"told us about a guy who we met in a parking lot,"
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"and then he had a backpack full of this stuff,"
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"and I'm just realizing now that it's not tea."
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"And I'm gonna throw it away."
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"Ron, this is the Hawaiian god of anger."
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"A handsome gentleman."
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"- We did not forget Jerry. - Right, right."
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"We got Jerry some earbuds,"
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"and a bag of peanuts,"
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"and the Skymall catalog."
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"Tom, we got you an autographed portrait"
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"of your personal hero."
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"No way!"
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"we threw that box you gave us into that volcano."
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"Thank you."
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"Andy, as you requested,"
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"got you a three-pack of white T-shirts"
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"from Target."
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"Thank you, Hawaii."
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"at the Pawnee Correspondents' Lunch."
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"There's so many wonderful, talented journalists here."
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"Also here are some reporters from the Pawnee Sun."
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"Oh, hey, hey."
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"I love the Pawnee Sun."
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"Some people say that it's a useless tabloid."
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"But I don't think it's useless."
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"I think it's great for housebreaking puppies."
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"It's an annual affair where the media and the government roast each other."
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"My number one target--"
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"the Pawnee Sun."
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"364 days a year, they rake me over the coals."
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"Today, I take those burning coals,"
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"I shove them back down their throats,"
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"and I watch their melting flesh drip off their worthless faces!"
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"It's all in good fun."
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"Okay, I need more jokes, people."
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"So I need you guys to pick up the slack."
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"- I have a joke for you. - Okay."
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"and uses your tax dollars efficiently."
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"I find it hilarious."
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"- Ann Perkins! - Hey, Chris!"
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"Got to run to a meeting."
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"With Ron."
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"Great idea! I'll run to my next meeting."
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"I wish this office had only walls."
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"Chris broke up with his girlfriend a week ago,"
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"and I have decided to ask him"
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"to be the father of my baby."
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"Except I cannot work up the nerve to do it."
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"Turns out they don't make greeting cards"
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"Actually, Ron, I-I could use your advice"
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"and I don't know how to ask him."
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"What do you want him to do?"
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"In my front yard."
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"Grossest metaphor ever."
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"You'd have more success"
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"Anyway, what if he thinks I'm asking too much of him,"
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"and I ask him to plant the ficuses,"
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"and he doesn't want to, and he gets weird about it,"
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"and it ruins our friendship?"
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"I wish that were possible."
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"We are so excited to have you working with us"
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"here at the all-new Sweetums Foundation."
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"This is your office."
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"This is incredible."
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"Ah, yes. My late husband."
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"allows me to do that"
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"than currently remains in the Amazon rain forest."
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"So, win-win."
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"I need you to select your first charity by tomorrow."
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"Well..."
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"- Yeah. - They're mostly true."
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"Yeah. What are you gonna do?"
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"It's where all the flavor comes from."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Pawnee Correspondents' Lunch,"
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"where politicians and the media make fun of each other."
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"Oh, well, well, well."
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"If it isn't Kim Terlando from the Pawnee Sun."
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"'Cause I'm about to open this on you."
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"Did you make that can of "whoop ass""
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"for this exact moment?"
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"Yeah, I came prepared."
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"I'd expect nothing less."
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"Good luck with your speech."
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"Uh, my speech doesn't need your luck."
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"It needs a Surgeon General's warning"
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"because it's so harmful to your health."
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"Oh, look, it has one."
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"One second. Excuse me, sir."
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"I think I accidentally got the meat option."
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"Yeah, and I got the veggie option."
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"Shauna Malwae-Tweep,"
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"It seems like you and I have a classic mix 'em up."
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"This isn't awkward for you, is it?"
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"- You wanna switch? I'm starving. - Definitely."
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"Whoa! Check out the new digs."
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"- This place is insane. - Thanks for coming, guys."
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"I'm super swamped, and I need your help."
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"Pass."
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"You came down here to pass on helping me?"
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"Yeah, I wanted to see what your face looked like when I said no."
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"Andy, are you okay?"
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"It's just that life is pointless"
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"Also, I can't sleep, I'm overeating,"
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"none of my old hobbies interest me."
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"Ever since Andy failed the police academy exam,"
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"his self-esteem has hit rock bottom."
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"He's usually happy and sweaty."
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"Can you guys help me sort 'em out?"
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"You know what? This sounds like fun."
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"Babe, come on."
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"Let's help him. It'll be fun."
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"Well, it sounds like you guys got it covered."
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"Tommy's tummy foundation."
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"Well, they bring me fancy lunches here."
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"If you stay, you can have some."
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"I'm happy to accept this generous donation."
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