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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Correspondents' Lunch (S05E05)

"- Theoretically. - It's possible."
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"Then we went and visited Honolulu City Hall."
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"Okay, I have presents!"
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"Yes, indeed."
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"guaranteed to help you have a baby."
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"It reminded us of you when you're at work."
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"Same thing you got me from your trip to Washington!"
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"April, as requested,"
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"Thank you. All mine are dirty."
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"Thank you so much."
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"I am prepping for the Pawnee Correspondents' Lunch."
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"The government in this town is excellent"
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"- That's not really a joke, Ron. - I disagree."
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"I've seen your house."
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"if he planted ficuses in your backyard."
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"No, I don't think so."
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"Then plant the damn ficuses yourself."
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"I really like helping people."
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"Running the new Sweetums Foundation charity"
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"at an all-time low."
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"Yeah, there's even a rumor going around"
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"Oh, would you look at that. There is a smudge on my tail."
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"Oh!"
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"All better."
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"But, if you ask me,"
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"we should be making fun of the food."
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""I am not the cook.""
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"Do you happen to have a can opener?"
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"- Nice to see you. - It was nice to see you too."
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"my ex-girlfriend."
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"Yeah, fancy meeting you here."
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"It was totally worth it."
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"Oh, I'm fine."
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"and nothing matters and I'm always tired."
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"He's always sad and sweaty."
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"and there's a million applications."
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"I'm gonna head out. Actually have my own charity to attend to."
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"What? Crab, caviar?"
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"On behalf of Tommy's tummy foundation,"
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"And also the people that work with me"
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"over at the Pawnee Sun."
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"Now I love working at the Sun, okay?"
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"It is great."
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"Those are my jokes."
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"What am I gonna do?"
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"- Nope. - Right here."
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"And no dessert!"
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"and it needs to knock people on their butts,"
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"Um, okay,"
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"And he's wearing a green tie."
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"And the streets, as you know, are dangerous."
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"Example--I fell in a sewer grate once."
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"Redwood Music Program-- go, your honor, amen."
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"Tom?"
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"That's my pick."
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"Or, as Perd would say,"
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"Everyone seems to be laughing now."
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"Good God."
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"And the metaphor you chose"
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"I was gonna wait till he was single to ask him,"
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"but now he's flirting with Shauna again."
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"What does Neve Campbell sound like?"
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"Someone, fucking tell me what Neve Campbell sounds like."
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"Give it up for Leslie Knope.""
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"Well, that's my time. They're giving me the light."
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"Oh, no, Ben!"
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"Okay."
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"for people who live far away from the hospital."
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"When has an ambulance ever helped anyone?"
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""Chris-toe-fur.""
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"Which is..."
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"Uh, you didn't ask me. But if you had,"
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"Chris, Ann wants to ask you something right now."
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"Denied."
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"But, look, I did not lose your speech after all."
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"I put it in my shoe for safekeeping."
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"Wait a minute."
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"before I even announced it."
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"They asked me about the sewage eruption in Ramsett Park"
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"the first season Army Wives"
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"The Pawnee Sun hacked my email."
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"Jerry, quiet! This is serious."
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"And I should know."
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"So I need to go through every email that I've ever sent, ever."
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"You wanted to talk to me? Or probably not."
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"and will probably look good in the media."
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"Anyhow..."
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"And The Huffington Post?"
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"I keep getting emails all the time!"
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"has tried to hack into my email. I've got an idea..."
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"You haven't returned any of my calls."
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"I am touched and honored"
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"then we have to start at a place of complete honesty."
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"If my baby turned out to be anything like you..."
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"So, chop-chop."
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"Wear loose pants!"
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"Yep."
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"We can release a publicity shot"
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"for the first time in his life."
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"I'm giving up this office."
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"or fancy lunches."
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"It's dirt."
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"and they determined that we achieved,"
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"Midi-chlorians are a fictional substance"
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"I have never seen Star Wars,"
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"Get to steppin'."
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"All right, thank you, guys."
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"as a part-time assistant but also an idea man."
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"What-- No, Andy, I've already chosen the person."
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"Well, the honeymoon was amazing."
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"We saw the bus stop"
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"where a young Barack Obama used to sit and wait for the bus."
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"- Shut up. - You know."
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"- Oh, my God, what was it like? - It was amazing."
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"Well, it looked amazing, but it was closed."
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"Oh, my God, bummer."
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"Um... Chris, we got you an Acai tree"
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"because the Acai berry is a superfood."
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"And a super gift."
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"Donna, we got you some coffee, because you said, and I quote,"
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