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Clips from Veep - Nicknames (S01E01)

"-Oh, God, what? -Sorry to disturb you, ma'am."
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"Uh, POTUS is anxious, after recent events,"
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"Oh, isn't that thoughtful, Amy?"
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"that is very important and very dear to his heart."
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"You do not do this to me."
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"Do not say that it is obesity."
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"Do not say that to me."
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"Okay, it's your bedtime. Get out of my office."
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"Good night."
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"Oh, God. Amy."
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"I'm about to go to France,"
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"(WHISPERING) by fat people."
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"No, I'm not. But I do know one thing."
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"Oh, my God. It's weakness. That's really all it is."
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"Pure and simple, it's weakness."
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"It's about self-control."
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"You don't masturbate in the subway, do you, Amy?"
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"No, of course you don't."
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"Because you've gotten a hold of yourself."
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"And now I've got to say what? I've got to say,"
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"SELINA: Oh, for fuck's sake."
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"It doesn't even look like they're gonna break a tie."
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"We can call her. The vibrations will wake her up."
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"How is my day looking, Sue?"
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"Left him a voicemail. Called him a name. Just a little thing we do."
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"”Arsonists just have a burning desire.” (CHUCKLES)"
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"This is happening..."
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"Fuck that POTUS."
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"I'm coming in."
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"Okay, you know what? I'm gonna need a meeting with everybody."
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"-I'm on it. -Good."
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"We have guys in the office to do that, ma'am."
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"I wouldn't search on your name or your nicknames, really."
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"You got the most nicknames when you were on the cover of Vogue."
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"Put a lot of time in on Alice."
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"Just punched out. Just two guys hanging."
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"-Yeah. -Yeah, yeah. I like hanging with you."
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"One of the big ones. The industrial ones, not the little ones."
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"(SIRENS BLARING)"
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"It's just various VP things."
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"Vaguely personable. VIAGRA prohibitor. Visible panties."
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"-You said you had thick skin. -GARY: God, no."
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"I'm sweating all my minerals into my shorts here."
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"Dan is a great choice."
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"You sure you're ready, Mr. Thrash Metal?"
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"Who will suffer when these companies are no longer competitive"
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"Sit down."
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"trump the Care for Children's Association?"
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"Had we not heard anything about this?"
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"Well, I feel like provoking someone."
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"That is just exactly what I wanted."
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"I don't know. They're so Parisian."
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"-We can't go to Paris. -Shit."
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"-What are you talk... -Be quiet. What?"
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"Oh, boy."
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"Hey. Oh, man. What's she gonna do?"
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"the Vice President votes in the negative and the amendment is not agreed to."
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"This is deliberate, Amy."
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"No, you don't. Do you shit in the street, Amy?"
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"Wow."
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"I mean, seriously. Are you believing this fucking day?"
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"Oh, no. No way, dude. Fructose."
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"Yeah, well remembered. Sidney Purcell."
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"Ordinary blue-collar Americans."
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"The President is very eager to get the fiscal responsibility bill through."
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"It's okay."
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"You're oddly masculine."
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"-I thought... -No, no, no."
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"You know what, Dan?"
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"You're as stylish as any Parisian woman."
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"On this vote, the yeas are 50, the nays are 50."
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"that you don't feel he's trying to nudge you out of the process of government."
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"SELINA: Yeah, I have."
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"perpetrated by someone who is either evil,"
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"It's probably only us who have noticed."
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"GARY: Well, let's not get into it. AMY: Yeah."
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"Has POTUS said anything about how high the agenda's gonna go?"
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"I'm just not gonna accept this."
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"All right, so the idea is if you're a fireman putting a wet blanket on something..."
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"No, no, no, no. That's not right."
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"SELINA: Yeah. I mean, firefighters are used to seeing people die, Amy,"
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"Mike!"
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"-Oh, hope you're okay. -It'll be fine."
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"but not like that."
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"So he would like you to head up a program"
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"So, we still don't know if this bill has unequivocal support from POTUS."
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"Ladies first."
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"Undressing me with your eyes."
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"Yeah, that means you're kind of slightly confused."
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"Wicked Witch of the West Wing, Veep Throat, Voldemeyer,"
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"Maybe he's just flaky like Gary's feet."
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"(LOUD METAL MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"You know what? You can't find these guys on fucking iTunes."
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"about my children's future and, of course, their children's future."
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"I don't have any children."
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"I mean, am I still getting unequivocal support on Clean Jobs?"
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"actually years if you think about it, Amy?"
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"The President won't like that. I can tell you that right now."
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"you've got to get up off your dead one, you've got to get moving."
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"-It's obesity. -No, no."
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"I will have all the relevant documents forwarded onto your team."
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"Blunder Woman, Selina Meh."
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"Oh, dude, did you hear that fucking bullshit"
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"And what would you like?"
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"He's not supposed to register emotion. He's supposed to be like a robot geisha."
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"This is fucking like being operated on by a chimp with a hard-on and a hacksaw."
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"Radical stuff."
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"That would be awesome, man. Thank you. That's great."
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"I have a niece, but I fucking hate her."
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"Who will get fired or have their wages cut to pay for these taxes?"
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"Mike?"
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"What is this? Eat, pray, fucking love?"
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"Hey, ma'am. They need you on the floor."
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"I had to pull the plug on Clean Jobs,"
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