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Clips from The Good Place - Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis (S01E01)

"My whole life, I have lived in your shadow,"
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"but now I'm going to step out of it."
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"I am going to reach heights of success and sophistication"
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"that you can only dream of."
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"Your cardigan's on inside out."
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"I know! It's a new trend that I am starting."
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"Just one example of how I'm going to step out of your shadow."
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"But I just don't understand how I'm so low."
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"My entire life, I have tried to be extraordinary,"
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"but it just never seemed to be enough."
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"Ah..."
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"And you thought you could increase your ranking"
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"Tahani, the point evaluations stop the moment you die."
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"But also, out of literally billions,"
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"you were one of the most remarkable people on Earth."
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"You have nothing left to prove, to anyone."
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"Hi, there."
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"It has?"
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"- Could it be... Did I? - But how..."
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"- "Tahani saves the--" - No, no, no."
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"Still not you. You have nothing to do with it."
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"We've got to leave immediately."
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"It's now safe to go outside."
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"It's now safe to go outside."
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"It's now safe to go outside."
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"- Morning, teach! - Mornin'."
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"What's this about?"
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"Well, here's what I realized."
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"It's not just that helping me is a full-time job"
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"that you feel you have to do."
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"The real problem is, that the more you help me,"
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"the greater the chance is that I can stay here,"
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"and me staying here means you'll never get a real soul mate."
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"I'm basically a Utilitarian nightmare."
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"Every ounce of my happiness leads to a ton of pain for you."
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"So... Every time the simple fact of my existence starts to bum you out,"
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"I want you to hold this up."
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"At which point, I will leave you alone"
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"for as long as you need."
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"I know we'll never be soul mates, but we're friends."
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"I've never actually done this before."
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"How do you row a boat?"
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"I'll tell ya, it's good as new. Go ahead, if you want, just... Here."
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"See? You can jump up and down on it."
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"Hey, boss. So you fixed the sinkhole."
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"Yup, good as new. Crisis averted."
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"Everybody have a wonderful day, because I fixed the sinkhole."
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"- I didn't fix the sinkhole. - Sorry?"
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"I tried and I tried, but nothing worked. And then all of a sudden..."
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"Huh... How 'bout that?"
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"Well, as your assistant, I officially declare this good news."
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"No, this is terrible news! I have no idea what caused it, Eleanor."
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"And no idea what fixed it."
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"I want you to come to my office first thing in the morning."
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"You and I are gonna find this problem."
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"That's great. I'm... I'm proud of you."
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"Just check the schedule I made."
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"Tahani, what're you doing here?"
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"Exactly what I thought."
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"Now get in this boat and read some boring French poetry."
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"Ugh... Screw all the other complicated theories,"
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"It's nothing, it's a tiny little inconvenience."
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"Oh, this is a nice dream, my grandma's here."
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"a BAFTA Award-winner for her documentary on her Grammy Award-winning album,"
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