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Clips from Family Guy - Foreign Affairs (S09E09)

"starting with the settling of the Old West,"
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"where brave pioneers survived against long odds."
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"Honey, I have to go into town to get some supplies,"
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"so I'm probably going to die,"
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"and a tin of whale fat for the children."
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"I've dug graves out back for all of you"
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"in the likely event that you, too, shall perish."
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"WOMAN: You were a good man, Abraham."
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"Please scrawl that on a rough-hewn piece of wood in my honor."
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"(GROWLlNG)"
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"The reign of Henry Vlll."
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"Did you enjoy what I just did for you, sire?"
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"Yes, very much so."
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"Wow, when this is over, I am definitely keeping her head."
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"An old Con Ed bill..."
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"I mean, a new testament of Jesus Christ! Everyone has to sleep with me!"
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"-What? -And no dancing!"
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"But recent years have also seen many important historical events."
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"1985 brought us the gayest music video of all time."
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"(WHlSTLlNG)"
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"MlCK: (SlNGlNG) Okay, Tokyo"
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"DAVlD: Germany! Africa! MlCK: U.K.!"
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"(WHlSTLlNG)"
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"Calling out around the world"
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"Are you ready for a brand-new beat?"
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"Summer's here, and the time is right"
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"Dancing in Chicago"
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"Dancing in the street"
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"Dancing in the street"
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"In New York City"
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"Dancing in the street"
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"All we need is music, sweet music"
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"They'll be swinging, swaying, records playing"
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"It doesn 't matter what you wear"
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"Just as long as you are there"
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"Everywhere around the world"
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"They'll be dancing"
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"Dancing in the street"
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"A chance for folks to meet"
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"They'll be laughing and singing"
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"And music swinging"
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"CHORUS SlNGERS: Dancing in the street"
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"Baltimore and D.C. now"
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"CHORUS SlNGERS: Dancing in the street"
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"CHORUS SlNGERS: Dancing in the street"
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"On the streets ofBrazil"
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"CHORUS SlNGERS: Dancing in the street"
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"Back in the USSR"
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"CHORUS SlNGERS: Dancing in the street"
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"All we need is music, sweet music"
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"CHORUS SlNGERS: Sweet music"
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"There 'll be music everywhere"
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"They'll be swinging, swaying, records playing"
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"Dancing in the street"
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"Ohh!"
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"So come on, every guy, grab a girl"
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"CHORUS SlNGERS: Dancing in the street"
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"CHORUS SlNGERS: Dancing in the street"
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"Crossing China, too"
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"Me and you"
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"Dancing in the street"
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"All right, class, two things today."
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"I'm no good at math,"
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"and I don't have a certificate to teach driver's ed,"
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"so I hired a math tutor and a driver's ed guy."
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"Okay, so, do you use my car,"
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"-Umm, I'm the math tutor. -Really? No way!"
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"-So that means you're the... -Driver's ed instructor, yes."
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"Well, I'll be a son of a gun!"
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"(CHUCKLES) All right, time to learn math from a black guy, I guess!"
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"Oh! This is such an amazing city!"
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"Like, I could see them having a special episode"
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"Lois, didn't you see I tied a tampon to the doorknob?"
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"Company? What are you... Oh, my God."
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"Look, Lois, don't make a big deal about it."
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"I just needed a change from Joe."
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"Lois, this is François."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Oh! You're serious."
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"Okay, students, 40 of you will begin this course,"
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"Why is every day an introduction to the course?"
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"Now I know some teachers think they're working outside the box"
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"when they have class on the lawn."
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"Well, I'm gonna take it a step further. We're gonna do peyote in the desert."
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"(BlRD SCREECHES)"
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"Oh, it's beautiful!"
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"Everything is so beautiful!"
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"Come dance with me, Dad!"
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"Soon, Meg, soon."
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"But first I must inhale. (lNHALlNG)"
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"And again."
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"And again."
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"who kept repeatedly wandering into areas where there was wet paint,"
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"I would look at that stripe on your back"
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"And it would be legal because we are in France."
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"Oh, François, it's like I'm in a dream."
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"Bonnie, I have something very important to ask you."
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"What is it?"
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"Will you stay here with me?"
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"Here? In Paris?"
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"Oh, there you are, Bonnie. I've been looking all over for you."
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"Lois, this is good timing."
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"There's something I need to tell you."
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"What is it?"
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"François has asked me to stay here in Paris with him."
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"I can't believe what I'm hearing right now."
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"You can't do this, Bonnie!"
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"Oh, is that right?"
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"Now you're telling me what I can and can't do?"
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"I invited you on this trip to hang out"
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"while I have sex with strangers, and this is how you repay me?"
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"I'll see you back at the hotel."
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"So, will you stay with me?"
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"Ah, that is not entirely true."
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"We have a lot of mime-on-mime violence."
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"All right, class, today's final exam will consist of two parts, oral and anal."
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"Dad, we got to go back to school, real school."
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"-What do you mean? -The goat flu outbreak at school is over,"
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"and honestly, I'm afraid we're not learning anything."
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"Meg, you couldn't be wronger."
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