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Clips from Family Guy - Foreign Affairs (S09E09)

"You're learning everything. Watch."
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"-Chris, dates... Battle of Hastings! -I don't know."
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"-Sherman's March to the Sea! -I don't know."
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"-Cuban Missile Crisis! -No idea."
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"-Trail of Tears! -Never heard of it."
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"-Death of Charlemagne! -What is that?"
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"-Cortés reaches South America! -Pumping a dry well."
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"-Teapot Dome Scandal! -Sounds fake."
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"-September 1 1th, 2001! -Also sounds fake."
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"-The Bronze Age! King James Bible! -Nope. No."
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"-San Juan Hill! -No!"
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"-Wounded Knee! Great Schism! -Stop. Dad!"
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"I'll take you back to school."
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"Oh, there you are. Hurry up now, Bonnie. We're gonna miss our plane."
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"Lois, I've thought a lot about this, and I'm not going with you."
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"What? What do you mean?"
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"I'm staying here with François."
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"and that's why I called someone who might be able to change your mind."
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"I came as soon as Lois told me, Bonnie. Please don't do it."
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"I'm sorry that I've been neglecting you lately,"
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"but I love you and I need you."
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"Oh, Joe, I'm sorry. This is so hard."
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"Think about what we have together, honey. Think about our little girl."
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"before you figure out I'm just a normal jerk."
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"Bonnie, listen to me. I'm your husband."
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"Well, there's one thing he can't do."
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"Bonnie, I didn't think it would have to come to this,"
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"but I can see there's only one way left to prove my love to you."
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"(GRUNTlNG)"
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"Joe! I don't believe it! You're walking!"
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"(SlGHS) I would do anything for love, but I won't do that."
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"I love you, too, Bonnie!"
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"Let's go home, Joe."
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"Hi, I'm Father McNamara."
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"Do you want to enjoy all the body of Christ"
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"Well, now you can. With Jeez-lts."
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"Flesh ofhis flesh."
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"With the amazing flavor ofreal Wisconsin cheddar."
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"Jeez-lts, they'll have you saying, "Oh, my God! That's good. ""
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"But don 't take my word for it."
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"That was Jesus who just said that."
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"You know what? You can keep your Paris, France."
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"I mean, all that place is, is skinny guys"
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"jabbing you in the thigh with their thing."
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"Yeah, countries is weird."
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"But at least you helped save Joe and Bonnie's marriage."
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"haven't left their bedroom since we got back."
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"-(TRUCK BEEPlNG) -(PNEUMATlC TOOLS WORKlNG)"
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"Ahh, romance."
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"Speaking of which, we ain't boofed in a whole week."
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"-Yeah, but what about the kids? -Ah, they're back at school."
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"Turns out I wasn't quite the professor I thought I was."
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"This is what my class is all about! Learn with me, children!"
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"Yes! Finally someone gets it!"
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"-(CRASHlNG) -TEACHER: Ahh!"
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"Fuck children! My cock-sucking elbow!"
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"All the saints in Christendom! My elbow's shattered!"
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"Ahh! It's shattered to fuck!"
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"Somebody get the nurse! Get that big, fucking black nurse!"
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"Lucky there 's a family guy"
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"Well, can we at least do some Muppet-style sightseeing first?"
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"Get ready for adventure."
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"I'm not throwing anything away."
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"(SlGHS)"
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"Down in New Orleans"
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"Ohh!"
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"Everywhere around the world"
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"I have so enjoyed your intimacy these past few days."
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"I'll take Quahog any day."
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"Sherman's March to the Sea!"
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"Ahh! I am so fucked!"
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"CHORUS SlNGERS: Good morning, USA!"
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"Uh, Lois, I should probably tell you,"
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"(CROWD GASPS)"
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"BOTH: For dancing in the street"
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"It's an invitation across the nation"
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"(WHlSPERS lNAUDlBLY)"
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"CHORUS SlNGERS: Everywhere"
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"Dancing in the street"
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"All right, I've got our whole day planned. First, we'll go to the Louvre."
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"Well, that's in married-to-a-handicapped guy years."
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"I'm interested."
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"(LAUGHlNG NASALLY)"
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"So come on, every guy, grab a girl"
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"Dancing in the street"
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"(GASPS) Joe, what are you doing here?"
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