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Clips from Family Guy - Foreign Affairs (S09E09)

"Here's some money for groceries and a list of the kids' schedules."
Family Guy
"The fat man in charge for a week? He's going to be in over his head."
Family Guy
"Like when he was a boxing coach."
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"Punch him! Punch him again! Punch him!"
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"Punch him now! Again! Now you're getting punched!"
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"Punch back! Don't let him hit you! Get out of the way! Punch him!"
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"You know what I'm going to tell you."
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"-I got to punch him... -You got to punch him more."
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"-Hey, you ever check Joe's Facebook? -Ugh, I know. Awful."
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""Hitting Cheesecake Factory again. So amped.""
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"I mean, is there something that we're supposed to be in on?"
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"Is he not going there? Is he not amped?"
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"And who cares if he is, you know? Dick."
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"Coming up, our horribly outdated scams reporter, Ken Redowski,"
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"-Digital bathroom scales! - Thanks, Ken."
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"This just in, there has been a confirmed outbreak of goat flu"
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"at James Woods High School."
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"Goat flu? You got to be kidding me."
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"-Yeah, it's nothing. -I know. Every year, it's nothing."
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"TOM: Health officials have said that a vaccine is not yet available."
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"And ifyou're not scared yet,"
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"here 's some footage ofpeople sneezing at a salad bar."
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"(ALL SNEEZlNG)"
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"Oh, dear."
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"Here 's some footage ofpeople licking subway turnstiles."
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"Oh!"
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"While James Woods High remains open,"
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"students are reminded to wash their hands frequently"
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"Oh, my God. I got to get the kids out of there."
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"What? What are you talking about?"
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"I'm talking about homeschooling, Brian. Just until the crisis is over."
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"Peter, that's a complete overreaction."
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"Well, she left me in charge, didn't she? And besides, you know me."
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"When I set my mind to something, I am not easily deterred."
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"Like when I tried out to be an Olympic gymnast."
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"(lNHALlNG)"
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"-(GUN FlRES) -Ahh!"
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"-(CROWD CHEERlNG) -(GROANS)"
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"-You did it, Peter. -Why'd you shoot me?"
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"Because I'm weird, creepy coach."
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"while I smoke and forbid you to see parent."
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"This is... Somebody should look into this sport."
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"It has come to my attention that this is an English class."
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"(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)"
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"and he said you needed to be removed from school."
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"I didn't believe it was really him at first, but then I received another call"
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"from the very person who I thought was pretending to be him."
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"It caused quite a stir in my office."
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"Come on, children."
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"-ls everything all right? -Everything's fine. It's me."
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"I just dressed up like your father"
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"to jazz your teachers and get you out of here."
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"-What do you mean? -I'm taking you out of here."
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"Oh, okay."
Family Guy
"-Dad, where'd you get this car? -I borrowed it from Quagmire."
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"He's not home 'cause he got abducted by aliens last night."
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"So, do you guys just not do the anal probe anymore?"
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"-ls that... -No, that's more or less been retired."
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"Do you still have the thing?"
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"Oh, my God, what a beautiful room."
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"Paris is so incredible. I can't believe we're really here."
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"I know."
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"Look at all the people on the street."
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"I've noticed that, too."
Family Guy
"Then, we'll go shopping along the Champs-Élysées."
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"I didn't come all the way here to go to museums and shops."
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"Lois, I came here to have an affair."
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"An affair? With who?"
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"-Anyone. -My God."
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"-Good morning, class. -Morning, Dad."
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"We're going to need a few things for this class,"
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"an eagerness to learn, a thirst for knowledge,"
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"That's right, I know you're all used to teachers"
Family Guy
"wearing tuxedos and Dracula capes, but not this one."
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"There will be no pretense in this classroom."
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"There will only be open minds and new horizons."
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"I know some teachers think class should be an exercise in structure,"
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"but not Mr. Griffin."
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"-Let's teach each other! -Yay, learning!"
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"Meg, F."
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"Ah, you know, this is how you take a vacation."
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"Oh, Bonnie, would you look at that?"
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"I've never seen anything like that before, a croissant with almonds on it."
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"And could you bring me a beer? Oh! I feel so elegant."
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"-What are you going to have? -You know what I'd really like?"
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"A piece of that."
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"Bonnie, for God's sake, stop it."
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"Lois, I already told you, I'm in Paris to have an affair."
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"I'll even do a Muslim if I have to."
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"But I just can't believe you'd throw away all those years with Joe"
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"just to have some silly fling."
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"-We've been married for 80 years. -You what?"
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"Go, Dallas Cowboys, huh?"
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"-Hello. -Excuse me?"
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"You are American, no? I very much admire your Garry Shandling."
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"Look, I know where you're going with this, and we're not interested, okay?"
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"So you might as well just keep moving."
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"Bonnie."
Family Guy
"Would you like to sample a warm French baguette?"
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"Oh, my."
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"-Come on, Bonnie, we are leaving. -What?"
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"Look, I'm doing you a favor."
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"My stool will sleep alone tonight."
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"Bonnie, this is insanity."
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"Promise me you'll put this whole affair thing out of your head."
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"Lois, I'm just having fun."
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"You're playing with fire."
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"Look, no marriage is perfect, but Joe's the man you gave your life to,"
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"and besides, you have a little girl."
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"You really want to be setting this kind of example?"
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"I guess you're right, Lois."
Family Guy
"It's just that sometimes I feel like I don't even know Joe anymore."
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"It's like I've become a different person, and so has he."
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"(SlNGlNG) Good morning, USA!"
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"I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day"
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"The sun in the sky has a smile on his face"
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"And he's shining a salute to the American race"
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"Oh, boy, it's swell to say"
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"Good morning, USA"
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"All right, class, this course is going to cover"
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