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Clips from Sideways (2004) Comedy

"- Don't make me out to be a liar. - What is the subject of your book?"
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"- Non-fiction? - No. It's a novel."
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"Although there is quite a bit from my own life,"
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"so I suppose that, technically, some of it is non-fiction."
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"Good. I like non-fiction."
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"There is so much to know about this world."
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"I think you read something somebody just invented it, waste of time."
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"- So, which one do you like better? - Oh, well, I like them both."
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"But if pressed, I would have to say that I prefer the dark."
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"Told you!"
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"Where the fuck were you, man? Huh? I was dying in there."
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"We're supposed to be a hundred miles away by now."
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"Okay, there was a tasting last night, yes."
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"Why did you tell them that my novel was being published?"
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"- 'Cause you said you had it all lined up. - No, I didn't. No. No."
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"Yeah. Conundrum."
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"And that one of the editors was passing it up to a senior editor."
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"Sounds pretty good to me. Sounds like you're in."
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"And besides, Conundrum, it's just a small specialty press."
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"The hell with it. I have stopped caring."
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"It sounds like it's gonna happen this time. I mean, I can feel it."
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"I'm really proud of you, man."
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"- Jack, that is a 1992 Byron. - Right."
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"It's really rare. Okay?"
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"- I've been saving it. - All right."
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"- Please, don't open it! - I won't open it!"
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"Jack!"
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"Here's to a great week."
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"Come on."
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"Yes. Absolutely."
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"Despite your crass behavior,"
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"I'm actually glad we're getting this time together."
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"I was beginning to think it was never gonna happen."
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"That's 100% pinot noir. Single vineyard."
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"- Pinot noir? - Mm-hm."
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"Don't ask questions like that up in wine country."
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"Color in red wines comes from the skins."
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"This juice, on the other hand, is free run."
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"Did you read the latest draft, by the way?"
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"- Oh, yeah, yeah. - And?"
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"It's great. I mean..."
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"There are so many improvements. It's much tighter."
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"It just seems... I don't know, more congealed or something."
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"Mm-hm."
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"What about the new ending? Did you like that?"
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"Oh, yeah! New ending vastly superior to the old ending."
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"because everything leading up to it was so different?"
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"Yeah, that must be it!"
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"Whoa! Why are we getting off?"
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"Your mother?!"
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"Look, it's her birthday tomorrow, okay?"
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"70-something."
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"- Surprise! - Surprise!"
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"- Happy birthday, Mom! - Happy birthday!"
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"Oh, my God! Miles! And Jack!"
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"What a surprise!"
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"I can't remember the last time you brought me flowers!"
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"- Happy birthday, Mom. - They're from both of us."
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"- A famous actor bringing me flowers... - Right!"
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"- ...for my birthday! - Yeah!"
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"- Don't I feel special? - And champagne!"
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"Famous actor's getting married next week, Mom."
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"Oh, that's right!"
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"I hope that girl knows how lucky she is"
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"marrying no less than Derek Sommersby."
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"Gosh, that was, like, 11 years ago, Mrs. Raymond."
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"Why that didn't make you the biggest movie star in the world is a sin!"
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"I've gotta run and put my face on."
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"- You look fabulous, Mrs. Raymond. - Oh, stop it!"
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"Make yourselves comfortable."
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"- You boys hungry? - Yeah, I'm hungry."
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"Just a snack."
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"This is delicious, Mrs. Raymond. Absolutely delicious."
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"They're just leftovers."
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"Is this chicken?"
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"I could have made something fancier,"
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"if a certain someone had let me know that a certain someone"
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"was coming for a visit and bringing a certain special friend."
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"It was a surprise, Mom."
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"And I could've already put clean sheets on the other bed and the foldout."
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"You are staying."
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"- You talked to Wendy? - Just now."
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"She's thrilled! And the twins..."
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"No, no, I bet. I bet. Yeah."
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"But, yeah, absolutely. We'll see how it goes."
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"Well, you boys do what you want."
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"I just thought it would be nice for us to be together as a family on my birthday."
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"And what was that other one you did?"
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"The one where you were the jogger."
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"Spray 'n Wash! That's the one!"
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"So, when's the wedding?"
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"And Miles is my best man, Mrs. Raymond. My main man."
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"I just got divorced, Phyllis."
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"You should get back together with Victoria."
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"She was good for you."
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"She was good for you!"
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"And so beautiful, and so intelligent."
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"You knew her, right?"
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"I'm worried about you, Miles."
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"Jack."
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"A rubber bag food slinger?"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"She was tired, silly."
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"Our ship was so high!"
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"Hamster holiday! Fun for all!"
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"Fuck! Too early in the morning for that. You know what I mean?"
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"Oh! She's a kid, for God's sake."
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"Speak for yourself, man. I get chicks looking at me all the time, all ages."
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"Dudes too."
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"Well, it's not worth it. You pay too big a price."
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"- It's never free. - You need to get laid, Miles."
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"You know what? That's gonna be my best-man gift to you this week."
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"I'm gonna get you laid."
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"- I'd rather have a knife. - No."
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"You've been officially depressed for, like, two years now."
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"And you're a negative guy anyway, even back in college."
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"- Mm-hm. - And now it's worse."
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"- Mm-hm. - Your books, Miles."
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"- Are you still seeing that shrink? - I saw him on Monday."
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"I spent most of the time helping him with his computer."
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