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Clips from Sideways (2004) Comedy

"Well, I say fuck therapy. And what is that stuff you take, Xanax?"
Sideways (2004) Comedy
"- And Lexapro, yes. - Well, I say fuck that too."
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"Okay, Jack... Jack..."
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"I'm gonna show you a good time."
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"We're gonna drink a lot of good wine, we're gonna play some golf,"
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"we're gonna eat some great food, enjoy the scenery,"
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"and we're gonna send you off in style, mon frère."
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"And get your bone smooched."
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"You know what?"
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"Let's take the Santa Rosa Road exit and hit Sanford first, okay?"
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"Sounds good to me. I need a drink."
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"One of the best producers in Santa Barbara County."
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"- I thought you hated chardonnay. - No, no, no. I like all varietals."
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"I just don't generally like the way they manipulate chardonnay in California."
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"You see, the reason that this region is so good for pinot,"
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"is that the cold air off the Pacific flows in at night"
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"and it just cools down the berries."
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"Let me show you how this is done."
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"First thing, hold the glass up and examine the wine against the light."
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"You're looking for color and clarity."
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"- Just get a sense of it, okay? - Okay."
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"- Okay? - Okay."
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"Now tip it."
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"What you're doing here is checking for color density as it thins out towards the rim."
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"That's gonna tell you how old it is, among other things."
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"It's usually more important with reds."
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"- Okay? - Okay."
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"Now stick your nose in it."
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"- Yeah? - Don't be shy."
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"Really get your nose right in there. Really..."
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"Maybe some strawberry."
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"Passion fruit."
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"And... Oh, there's just, like, the faintest..."
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"soupçon of, like, asparagus and..."
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"There's just a flutter of, like, a..."
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"like, a nutty Edam cheese."
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"- Strawberries, yeah. - Good."
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"- Strawberries. - Yeah."
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"- Not the cheese. - All right."
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"Put your glass down. Get some air into it."
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"Oxygenating it opens it up."
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"Smell again."
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"That's what you do with every one of 'em."
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"- This is the new one. Right, Chris? - Just released about two months ago."
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"- Nice job. - We like it."
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"You could work in a wine store, Miles."
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"Yeah, that'd be a good move."
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"Do you think I'm doing the right thing, Miles? Tell me the truth."
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"I mean, you've been there."
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"Well, you know, I think that you waited for some good reason,"
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"and that you proposed to Christine for some good reason."
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"It's time."
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"I mean, you gotta have your eyes open, that's all."
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"I mean, look at me. You know, I thought Victoria and I were set for life."
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"Christine's dad, he's really been talking to me about"
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"So, I'm thinking about it."
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"- So you're gonna stop acting? - No way!"
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"Keep myself in the game in case something really great came along, you know?"
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"No, no."
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"- Hey, hey, hey! - Hey."
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"- Miles! - Sir."
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"- Long time no see. - Gary, nice to see you."
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"Hey, when's your novel coming out?"
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"- We all wanna read it. - Oh, soon, soon, soon."
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"Say, this is my buddy Jack. He's getting married next week."
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"- Oh, my condolences, man. - What are you pouring tonight?"
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"- We have got a lot of good stuff. - Mm-hm?"
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"We have the new Bien Nacido. You want a taste?"
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"Very special. Thank you."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"Tighter than a nun's asshole. But good concentration. Nice fruit."
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"Yeah. It's tight."
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"There you are, gentlemen."
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"Here's to us."
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"- Miles. - Mm-hm?"
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"Check out that chick."
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"- You know her? - Sure, I know Maya."
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"Jack, this is where I eat when I come up here."
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"You know, it's practically my office."
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"Maya's great. She's worked here, like, a year, year and a half."
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"She's incredibly hot."
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"Yes, she is. And nice. And married."
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"Check out the rock."
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"Oh, that doesn't mean shit."
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"When Christine worked at Sushi Roku,"
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"Think it worked? Fuck no. How do you think I met her?"
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"Well, this gal is married to, like, some"
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"philosophy professor at U.C. Santa Barbara."
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"What's a professor's wife doing waitressing? Obviously that's over."
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"Jack, you don't know anything about this woman."
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"Calm down. Let's just eat."
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"Oh, hey, Miles!"
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"- Oh! Hi, Maya. - Good to see you."
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"- How are you? - I'm good. I'm good."
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"You look great. Did you lose some weight?"
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"No, actually."
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"But... thank you."
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"- Busy night, huh? - Sunday."
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"This is my friend, Jack. Jack, Maya."
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"- Hiya. - Hi."
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"Well, it's good to see you. Bye, Miles."
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"Oh! Back to work."
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"- Jesus, she is jamming! - Yeah."
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"And she's obviously into you."
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"What else do you know about her?"
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"- She likes pinot. - Perfect!"
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"She's a fucking waitress in Buellton, Jack."
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"How is that ever gonna work out?"
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"You dick! Why do you have to focus on the negative?"
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"- See how friendly she was to you? - She works for tips."
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"You're blind, dude. Blind."
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"I can also recommend the ostrich steak. Very lean. Locally raised."
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"- Highliner, please. - You got it."
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"- That's on us. - Yes, indeed."
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"Oh, hey, guys. Do you mind?"
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"- Oh, no, no, no. - You sure?"
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"Please. Light up, light up."
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"In fact, would you like to join us?"
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"Sure."
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"I think you were almost finished with it the last time we talked."
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