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Clips from Sideways (2004) Comedy

"And it is precisely this ancient"
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"that has contributed to its success."
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"- I was, like, 16, 17. - Really?"
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"My favorite, as far as ice cream..."
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"- Great. What's the latest we can get there? - About 2:30."
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"You know, I've just spent the last three years of my life"
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"trying to extricate myself from a relationship that was full of deception."
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"Hanging out with you and... last night."
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"Let me down, Jack."
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"Write out my gay confession, and I'll sign it."
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"- ...but not for me. - Come on."
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"I just want to go home."
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"- I don't have to. - I say we check it out. We're right here."
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"It tastes like the back of a fucking L.A. school bus."
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"Okay."
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"- Hi, Miles. - Hi, Evelyn."
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"It's your favorite client."
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"I mean, I'm not sure how much more mileage I can get out of continuing to submit it."
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"- Excuse me. Could I get a pour down here, please? - Sure."
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"Hit me again."
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"Excuse me. Could you just pour me a full glass?"
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"Hemingway, Sexton, Plath, Woolf."
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"Thanks."
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"I think we mentioned it to him the first night."
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"It's Miles."
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"that things turned out the way they did."
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"I guess maybe you should know that"
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"I thought this one had a chance, but I was wrong again."
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"Once again."
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"I'm not really much of a writer."
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"Oh, Christ! Good thing you have a voice-over career."
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"Actually, I'm really pissed off at you about all this, if you want to know the truth."
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"- Nice. - Thanks."
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"That's a good one. I'll have to remember that one."
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"- Never mind. Enjoy your meals. - Hang on. Hang on."
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"Did you ever know a Derek Sommersby?"
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"Could you tell me where the bathroom is, please?"
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"Oh, yeah. It's right over there, right past the buffalo. Wow!"
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"You know, make sure she gets home safe."
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"You're joking, right?"
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"No."
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"Un-fucking-believable!"
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"Listen, man, you're my friend,"
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"and I know you care about me."
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"And I know you disapprove and I respect that."
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"Here."
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"What?"
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"Oh, Jesus Christ! Jesus, Jack!"
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"We gotta go back. I left my wallet."
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"Credit cards, cash, my fucking I.D."
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"It took her forever to find them."
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"Okay."
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"All right. Okay, so what's the plan?"
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"The plan is..."
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"Still hurts. Just go explain the situation, Miles."
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"Oh, fuck it! I'll go! I guess I have to do everything."
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"No. Hold on."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"- Oh, baby. - Oh, it's so good!"
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"I fucked him."
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"I think they were surprised by the level of protest"
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"Somehow I think inviting Maya to the wedding"
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"I don't know."
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"You know, there was a nice way to respond to that."
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"- Come on. Let me drive. - No, I got it. You should rest."
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Hang on."
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"Jesus! Christ, Jack! Oh, for cry... Look at this!"
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"- Watch your head. - Yeah."
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"You fucking derelict!"
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"You ready?"
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"Just get it over with."
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"All right. Well, I guess I'll see you at the rehearsal."
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"Yup."
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"Hey, hey, wait a second. Wait a second. How come I wasn't hurt?"
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"'Cause you were wearing your seat belt."
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"Nicely done."
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"Hey, Miles."
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"Thanks."
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"- Good, thanks. - Yeah, yeah. Nice to meet you."
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"Yeah."
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"- It was great meeting you, Miles. - Ken."
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"Well, congratulations again, Vicki."
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"- See you over there, Miles? - Yeah."
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""I did not cry then or ever about Finny."
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""I did not cry, even when I stood"
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""and you do not cry in that case.""
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"No, no. We'll pick up there Monday."
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"is because I wanted to finish your book, which I finally did last night."
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"And the sister character... Geez, what a wreck!"
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"I would say stop by the restaurant, but to tell you the truth,"
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"- Yeah? - Miles, can you move your car, please?"
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"- Why? - Because the roofers gotta get the truck in."
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"- You didn't park too good. Okay? - Yeah. All right. Hold on."
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"Sorry. Sorry, gentlemen."
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"Sorry."
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"I know I said I would be there by noon,"
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"and it's just a total nightmare."
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"And I had a bunch of stuff I had to deal with this morning,"
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"but I'm on my way."
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"I'm out the door right now."
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"- Well, hello! - Hello, Mrs. Erganian. How are you?"
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"- Come on in. - Thank you very much."
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"- Is Jack still here? - Yes."
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"Look what the cat dragged."
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"- Hi, everybody. Sorry. - Hey!"
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"You finally got here. Mr. Prompt."
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"We were thinking, maybe, you went the wrong way, you went to Tijuana..."
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"- Right. - ...and they don't let you back."
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"- Yes! Yes! Yes! - Daddy!"
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"- Yes, I had to bribe them. - Hey, Miles."
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"Yeah, the freeway was unbelievable. Unbelievable!"
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"- It was bumper-to-bumper the whole way. - Sure, sure."
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"- Well, we're just glad you made it. - Yes."
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"Honey, we don't really have time for that, 'cause we gotta hit the road."
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"Yeah!"
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"Jack tells us you are publishing a book. Congratulations."
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"Yes, congratulations."
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"Yes. Well, it's not exactly finalized yet."
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"- So, there has been some interest, and... - Your friend is modest."
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"Oh, come on, Miles. Don't be so modest. Indulge them."
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