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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - McPoyle vs. Ponderosa: The Trial of the Century (S11E11)

"Well, he shouldn't be... This is terrible."
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"Wow, you guys are getting crushed in there."
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"Yeah. Oh, I know. Hey, thanks, Mac. Hi. Great."
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"Hey, you know, I feel like I'm not being utilized properly."
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"Well, that's 'cause you don't have anything."
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"So you're not being utilized at all."
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"Oh, Jesus Christ, and, without it,"
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"I'll find one for you. I'm gonna do, like, a hero cop,"
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"and then sort of transition into a Kato Kaelin."
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"Yeah, look, there's potentially... That-That's my bird expert."
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"I'm gonna kill, man. I know, but, Charlie, I'm just..."
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"Uncle Jack, put me back on the stand. What?"
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"that proves that lawyer's Jewish. Oh."
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"So what? So what? He'll be a laughingstock."
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"Yes. Yes. Right?"
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"Because the man is Jewish?"
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"No. What? No. Not because he's... Well, that's what"
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"it sounds like you're saying. N-Not because he's Jewish. Because he's a liar"
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"Dee, you blew it. Like, big-time."
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"I wish you guys would just stay out of this."
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"Maureen, you are the sister of Bill Ponderosa,"
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"Your Honor, nothing represents the tragic aftermath"
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"Uh, cat. Excuse me?"
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"I must insist on being referred to as a cat."
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"on all the parties that evening."
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"No further questions."
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"Y-Your Honor, do you see what's going on here? This is crazy."
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"You know what, I'm gonna... I'm gonna approach the bench. No."
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"Can I just approach it real fast? Absolutely not."
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"All right, earlier, you-you referred to my ex-wife as a cat,"
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"per her request. Uh, now, surely, you wouldn't force a man"
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"to pay alimony to a cat, right?"
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"So motion to establish me not having to pay alimony anymore."
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"I will not allow that. Okay, well, so can we just... we'll pop it on the docket?"
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"We can put it at the end of the day if you want."
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"Frank,"
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"did you go to the wedding? I did."
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"And I snuck Ryan up in the trunk of my car."
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"And, uh, uh,"
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"what did Ryan say to you when you got to the wedding?"
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""I'm gonna kill Maureen Ponderosa.""
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"So, if there's someone to point the finger at, it would be..."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God, nobody look!"
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"Nobody look! Nobody look!"
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"Nobody look!"
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"Now, you've stabbed"
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"Oh, sure."
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"So it's not crazy for me to ask you this."
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"Oh. I'm not Ryan."
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"I'm Lion. Like the animal."
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"Lion McPoyle."
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"Wh-Why are you on the stand?"
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"O-Okay. Ryan's at home with Liam, taking care of his infected eye."
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"Okay, uh, uh, boy, let's, uh,"
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"Oh, yeah. I know. He totally did it."
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"we will never know, ladies and gentlemen."
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"Uncle Jack, he just confessed!"
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"Oh, my God! We won!"
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"Lion, was Ryan drinking milk at the wedding?"
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"Of course. Everyone was."
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"So who did the stabbing doesn't matter, Your Honor,"
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"on Bill Ponderosa's spiked milk,"
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"which is the point I've been trying to make the entire time."
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"So just to be clear, you've proven my case."
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"You lose."
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"I can't follow any of this."
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"What? Guys, guys, I got it."
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"You-you got what?"
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"I got the bombshell."
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"you recently found out some very interesting information."
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"that Ryan McPoyle only drinks mother's milk!"
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"Which means there's no way"
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"which means he was sober when he attacked his brother,"
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"which means Bill is innocent!"
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"I did it. I did it, black judge. I did it."
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"Oh, I banged Margaret McPoyle. I'm curious"
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"how she told you, because Margaret is a mute."
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"Well, guess what, smart guy, I had her write it down."
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"One more thing, Your Honor. Margaret, you carry a picture"
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"of Mother with you at all times, don't you?"
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"Do you mind showing that to the court?"
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"The cow that provided the milk for the wedding."
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"The milk that was drugged by..."
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"Bill Ponderosa."
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"I found it on an ancestry Web site."
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"That makes you a dirty liar because you are Jewish."
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"Okay, I... That came out kind of bad."
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"I-I'm not disgusted by the Jewish part."
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"It's the... it's the lying part that I was talking about."
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"ish man."
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"Recess?"
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"Look, as the great Johnnie Cochran once said,"
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"Watch your voice. Watch your voice. Okay, okay, let's just..."
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"Yeah, that's great. No, let's do the bird thing."
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"You're good with it now? Okay. Love it, yeah."
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"Jesus, son, what'd you cut this with? Shut up, bitch."
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"He's reliable."
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"Come on, reign it in. I paid for it."
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"Go steal another set of my golf clubs, you piece of shit."
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"you. Forget it. Piss off."
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"Guys, guys, we're doing the bird theory, all right? All right."
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"All right. All right. All right. I'm taking the lead here, okay?"
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"Yeah. All right, let's do it. Birds on three."
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"this is the McPoyle family crest."
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"a Pocono swallow, to be more accurate."
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"A very rare, very elusive bird."
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"can live as long as 80 to even 85 years,"
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"much like a parrot"
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"or some of the more resilient coastal gulls."
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"I don't know, but it better lead somewhere fast."
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"that this will be our final argument."
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"Thank you, Your Honor."
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"A member that none of us have met."
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"that this particular Pocono swallow"
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"It took Margaret's vocal cords in 1999,"
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"leaving her mute."
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"Keith McPoyle lost his eyes and his ears"
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"Ready, boys and girls, because here's where it gets good."
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"to protect Royal from the chair."
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"Or lethal injection."
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