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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - McPoyle vs. Ponderosa: The Trial of the Century (S11E11)

"Or perhaps some sort of small bird guillotine."
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"I wouldn't understand the physics of it."
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"I'm not an executioner."
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"'cause it blows a hole in your case--"
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"Objection, Your Honor."
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"Perhaps, or perhaps not."
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"Royal was your pet bird. You've had him since you were a boy."
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"raccoons and oysters dancing..."
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"in the head of a pin with the angels."
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"They are laughing."
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"All right, Your Honor,"
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"clearly, this witness is mentally unwell"
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"and cannot answer any of the questions properly..."
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"Uh, perhaps, Your Honor, or-or perhaps it's just a cover."
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"I don't have any further questions."
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"Mr. McPoyle,"
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"Mmm... Mr. McPoyle, please remove your hat."
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"Why don't I just...?"
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"Chickadee, dee, dee, little birdy."
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"Your Honor, this is Mr. Belka Meir."
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"I believe you're correct, yes."
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"And you would understand this Pocono swallow quite well,"
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"Then please ask it if it attacked Liam!"
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"Mr. Meir, I would like you to please talk"
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"I can't converse with... with a bird."
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"Well, I thought you were an expert on birds. I am an expert on birds, but..."
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"Well, this is a bit embarrassing, Your Honor."
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"Perhaps this man has lied about his credentials."
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"Perhaps I can get through to it in some way."
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"Okay."
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"Order. Your Honor, you've got a man speaking to a bird."
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"I said, order!"
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"He's talking to the pigeon!"
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"Bring them to me!"
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"In my 35 years on this bench,"
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"I have never seen such a mockery made of this courtroom."
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"you've wasted the taxpayers' time,"
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"and this justice has heard enough."
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"Damn, damn, damn!"
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"Order!"
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"before I put you all in jail."
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"It's ridiculous."
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"v. the proprietors of one Paddy's Pub."
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"Oh, hell no! Uh-uh. Uh-uh! All right!"
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"Liam McPoyle's gonna come at you hard, all right?"
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"bird theory, it's gonna blow the court away. I-I..."
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"I don't... I don't think we should pursue"
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"Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, cool as a cucumber."
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"Come on, man, everybody's got a thing. Don't leave me out."
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"I meant that as a compliment."
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"I'm going to prison. It's gonna be fine."
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"The defendants? Uh, yes, Your Honor."
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"a-and a big fan of black judges,"
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"Okay. Look."
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"All I need are the facts to this case."
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"Awesome. Yeah."
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"It's cool, right? Yeah, nice."
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"Bill Ponderosa,"
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"ruined my first, now my second one is teetering."
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"They just do this to me, okay?"
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"Uh, one:"
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"family man."
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"And three:"
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"But you didn't actually see him do it, did you?"
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"that you don't remember the evening"
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"right now. Are you just gonna"
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""Bill did it. That goddamn drug addict"
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"Yeah."
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"Yes, sure. Because we-we were..."
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"Uh... Are you aware"
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"Oh. What bombshell?"
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"you're screwed. You know what, you know what? Okay."
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"You're lucky you didn't get sent to jail."
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"He hadn't been invited to the wedding, on account of the beef with Liam."
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"And I had him in the trunk of the car, on account of I didn't want to sit with him"
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"And you were upset at the wedding."
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"str-strike that, uh, hand comment from the record."
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"He did? Yes!"
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"Yeah, Ryan stabbed Liam. I totally saw it."
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"Okay, Mr. McDonald,"
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""Mother" is the name of the McPoyle family cow."
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"Son? Your... This is... Your son is your dealer?"
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"It's like three hands... like eight hands out there. Yeah."
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"Your Honor,"
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"And my research shows"
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"the night of the incident."
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"Bye, bye, birdie."
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"So, bottom line-- and listen up, numbnuts,"
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"birds don't drink milk."
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"Didn't the bailiff ask everyone to remove their hats?"
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"Well, I need you to communicate with the bird."
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"Uh, fortunately, I am familiar with a little bit of pigeon."
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"You people have wasted my time,"
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"That means we win! That means we won!"
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"This court has ruled."
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"Now, I suggest"
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"that you people get the hell out of my courtroom"
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"There's got to be a way to get this court"
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"Uncle Jack's just got you here handling"
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"Are the plaintiffs present?"
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"I will be representing"
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"the attack had a psychological impact"
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"How are you a lawyer, Jack? I..."
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"I want to do the bird thing. Can we just do it...?"
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"Oh, God. Frank, what are you doing, man?"
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"On it you will find a bird--"
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"has a history of violence."
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"Oh, except one more."
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"- This is very important, and I need to... - But it's a..."
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"A gift?"
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"your brother before, correct?"
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"Ryan McPoyle didn't attack Liam. Royal did."
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"You know? But you don't... Okay, I'm good. Goddamn it."
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"That mute bitch lied to me for sex."
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"Now you don't allow something. Now you don't allow something!"
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"Buddy, you don't have a case, okay?"
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"he could have drank the milk that Bill spiked,"
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"Oh!"
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"Your Honor, this is nonsense."
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"'cause he's wearing those goddamn..."
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