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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - McPoyle vs. Ponderosa: The Trial of the Century (S11E11)

"I'm not paying alimony to a goddamn cat!"
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"Order! I want order in this court!"
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"Fly, my pet!"
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"Fly!"
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"Bring me their eyes!"
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"I am throwing this case out."
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"I should've done it hours ago."
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"Son of a bitch! Order."
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"Damn! Damn it!"
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"Bailiff, next case."
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"We have Morgan State Delivery"
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"Oh! That's us. That's us, Your Honor. Oh, that's us."
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"You really think Jack can handle this case?"
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"Yeah, he's a lawyer."
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"Yeah, Bill, you got to relax, okay? Uncle Jack"
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"and I-- we got this case. Now-now, listen to me."
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"I-I'm well-versed in bird law. Look,"
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"Pondy, keep your eye on the prize."
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"This goes well, it's party time."
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"What is that?"
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"all right? That's why you're here."
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"to keep him clean."
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"I... Get rid of the drugs, Frank."
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"I-I don't want that. Hey, boys."
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"You ready for the big show? Yes, good, how you feeling?"
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"You can... you can get off my back. Well, don't sass me,"
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"I just... It was just a general Well, then don't hound me."
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"then you should probably stop being a hound. All right, whatever."
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"Mac, why are you here?"
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"It's huge, it's like the trial of the century."
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"Frank's got a thing, Dee's got a thing. Dennis has got a thing."
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"Dennis has a thing-- what are you talking about?"
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"to let me out of my alimony payments."
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"I mean, you guys seen Maureen? The woman has gone"
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"almost full cat. It's-it's madness."
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"I shouldn't have to pay for that,"
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"so I'm gonna talk to the judge, get him to throw it"
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"No, absolutely not."
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"That's gonna distract from my case."
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"his papers for him 'cause he can't do it"
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"All right, well, either way, this whole thing's gonna be"
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"No, it's gonna go fine. No, it isn't."
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"No, it's gonna be fine. This is hardly the trial"
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"are you gonna give me today? A-Are you serious?"
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"What's the Jew lawyer doing here?"
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"Not Jewish, and even if I was,"
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"Well, in truth, someone named Doc McPoyle"
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"and it got infected, but that doesn't matter."
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"And you'll be dealing with me today."
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"Jack Kelly, lawyer."
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"No. Are those fake hands?"
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"Judge Clarence Melvoy presiding."
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"Please remove your hats and turn off your cell phones."
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"Okay. We have McPoyle v. Ponderosa."
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"the plaintiffs, Your Honor."
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"And I just, uh, wanted to say I'm very excited"
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"to be here. I do estate law,"
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"and this is my first actual trial."
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"Uh, Your Honor, and if I may, uh, Charlie Kelly, cocounsel."
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"Uh, background in bird law, uh..."
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"Nephew. Yeah. But excited to be, uh, in the people's court"
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"too. Stop touching me."
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"Your Honor,"
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"Friday the 13th was a night of chaos."
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"spiked with bath salts by this man,"
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"was served to the wedding guests."
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"You might even refer to his family as..."
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"...very creepy."
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"to Bill Ponderosa"
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"and the sordid lot of degenerates"
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"he associates with."
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"Terrible people who ruin lives."
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"Ruined mine, cost my client his marriage,"
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"I'm gonna sit down."
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"I'm done."
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"You get the point."
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"Uh, Your Honor, I'll-I'll, uh,"
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"I'll keep it brief."
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"I just have three things to say."
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"Two: My client is a loving"
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"He is innocent."
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"Deandra Reynolds,"
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"given the traumatic nature of the evening,"
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"all that well? Yes, that's correct."
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"My car was destroyed and I was locked into a freezer."
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"My memory was clouded by rage,"
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"and so I misremembered the incident."
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"An understandable mistake. Could happen to any one of us."
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"For example, you remember me, possibly,"
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"as a man with small hands."
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"Yeah, you think..."
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"Do you remember that?"
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"Yeah, sure, okay."
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"Big, masculine."
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"My hands tell a story"
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"of greatness."
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"- And when you look at my right hand... - I'm gonna st..."
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"Uh, no, Your Honor."
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"Deandra,"
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"to police."
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""I swear on my mother's grave that Bill spiked"
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""that milk, no doubt about it."
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"He's guilty, guilty, guilty.""
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"Have you ever had sex"
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"with Bill before?"
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"Prostitutes?"
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"Um, I have a receipt for a mink coat,"
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"recently purchased by a Bill Ponderosa"
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"to be delivered to a Dee Reynolds."
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"Yes. I had a birthday."
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"that the coat was purchased"
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"at Doyle McPoyle's Trappings and Fur?"
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"No. Or that the coat"
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"was not made of mink at all"
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"Muskrat? Goddamn muskrat? Are you kidding me,"
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"Bill? Okay, you know what, fine, he spiked it."
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"I'm sorry. What did you say?"
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"No further questions, Your Honor."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, this is terrible."
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