Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Simpsons - Milhouse of Sand and Fog (S17E17)

"I thought you were gonna let him come back!"
The Simpsons
"I'm afraid he has to spend another year searching for his brain."
The Simpsons
"(GROANS)"
The Simpsons
"Luann! I'm moving my stuff back in!"
The Simpsons
"Uh..."
The Simpsons
"Dad, Mom says you're stinky and gross!"
The Simpsons
"Your mother said that?"
The Simpsons
"This is so great."
The Simpsons
"I mean, she used to keep her criticisms all bottled up"
The Simpsons
"until they destroyed our marriage."
The Simpsons
"Well, this is what cologne samples are for."
The Simpsons
"(HUMMING)"
The Simpsons
"(SIGHS)"
The Simpsons
"Mom, I don't want to get Dad in trouble,"
The Simpsons
"but he just let me drink a beer!"
The Simpsons
"Hmm, looks like we have a problem here."
The Simpsons
"The problem being that you are addicted to fibbing."
The Simpsons
"lam drunk! I'll prove it! Watch me kiss this picture of Nana!"
The Simpsons
"She wouldn't let me eat Froot Loops!"
The Simpsons
"Maybe my mom and dad are meant to be together, Bart."
The Simpsons
"You'd better hope not, 'cause you know what comes next?"
The Simpsons
"Your worst nightmare. A baby sister."
The Simpsons
"Hi, Bart. I baked you some cookies."
The Simpsons
"If you two don't mind,"
The Simpsons
"I'd like to watch that cool Fox show"
The Simpsons
"about teenagers in Orange County."
The Simpsons
"(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)"
The Simpsons
"Austin, I was looking for my belly ring"
The Simpsons
"in your recording studio and I found this!"
The Simpsons
"Does this or does this not belong to Feather?"
The Simpsons
"Sorry, Jade. That's how we light it up in the OC."
The Simpsons
"You cheated on me! Our mixed-race fling is so over!"
The Simpsons
"Whatever."
The Simpsons
"Let's score some jam at Knott's Berry Farm."
The Simpsons
"For sure, dawg."
The Simpsons
"We'll be kickin' it old-school at Bigfoot Rapids."
The Simpsons
"Gonna get my flume on, log-style!"
The Simpsons
"(SINGING) We've been on the run Driving in the sun"
The Simpsons
"Looking out for number one"
The Simpsons
"Right back where we started from"
The Simpsons
"Right back where we started from"
The Simpsons
"California!"
The Simpsons
"I bet that bra was planted by Sterling to break them up."
The Simpsons
"That's a brilliant idea! Those TV writers are geniuses!"
The Simpsons
"Whatever they' re paid, it's not enough."
The Simpsons
"LUANN: Milhouse, I need slender fingers to get me a pickle."
The Simpsons
"This isn't mine."
The Simpsons
"I have a message for your wife."
The Simpsons
""Stop sleeping with my husband.""
The Simpsons
"Okay-doke!"
The Simpsons
"And you are? The wife of your wife's lover."
The Simpsons
"Does she know what this is regarding?"
The Simpsons
"(SCOFFS) You moron! Marge is having an affair with Kirk!"
The Simpsons
"(LAUGHS) That's ridiculous."
The Simpsons
"No woman would want to have sex with that loser."
The Simpsons
"(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)"
The Simpsons
"And, uh, congratulations on snagging him back. Good stuff."
The Simpsons
"Just answer me one question."
The Simpsons
"How did your wife's bra end up in my husband's bed? (GRUNTS)"
The Simpsons
"(GASPS)"
The Simpsons
"This is Marge's bra."
The Simpsons
"I bought it for her boobs."
The Simpsons
"Of all the people for Marge to cheat on, why did it have to be me?"
The Simpsons
"Oh, boy, am I beat."
The Simpsons
"If you want to return a melon to the grocery store,"
The Simpsons
"clear your day."
The Simpsons
"Well, that answers the mystery of the missing melon."
The Simpsons
"But I have one more question."
The Simpsons
"Did you sleep with Kirk Van Houten?"
The Simpsons
"I repeat. Did you sleep with Kirk?"
The Simpsons
"Homer, you're crazy."
The Simpsons
"You're not saying "no"."
The Simpsons
"Fine. No."
The Simpsons
"I'm still not hearing "no.""
The Simpsons
"No, no, no!"
The Simpsons
"Well, methinks the lady doth protest too much."
The Simpsons
"You don't trust me?"
The Simpsons
"After I salved every chicken pock on your ungrateful body?"
The Simpsons
"I'm still waiting for that "no.""
The Simpsons
"Get out of this house! Gladly!"
The Simpsons
"We tried to break up your parents and we broke up mine!"
The Simpsons
"Wanna call my therapist to tell her how you feel?"
The Simpsons
"Hello, Dr. Wexler?"
The Simpsons
"DR. WEXLER: Stop calling me! I'm on my honeymoon!"
The Simpsons
"Yeah, it's that weird kid again."
The Simpsons
"Dad? (GASPS)"
The Simpsons
"I thought Mom kicked you out of the house!"
The Simpsons
"I came to get my mail."
The Simpsons
""Resident." "Occupant." I can't open these."
The Simpsons
"I'd do anything to get your mother and that donut back."
The Simpsons
"Okay, look, you and Mom can fix this."
The Simpsons
"What exactly happened between the two of you?"
The Simpsons
"Lisa, we don't need to know how."
The Simpsons
"It's a natural thing that happens,"
The Simpsons
"like a hurricane or going to war."
The Simpsons
"Hmm..."
The Simpsons
"Well, I'd better go."
The Simpsons
"You know the Four Seasons?"
The Simpsons
"Well, I'm experiencing them firsthand"
The Simpsons
"because I'm living in the park."
The Simpsons
"Bart, I think you're behind this whole thing."
The Simpsons
"Yeah, I can see how you'd think that."
The Simpsons
"Ha! I can read you like a book."
The Simpsons
"Ha-ha. You read books."
The Simpsons
"If you don't tell Mom what you did, I will."
The Simpsons
"AW, come on."
The Simpsons
"Wouldn't it be easier if our parents divorced"
The Simpsons
"and you compensated by marrying much older men?"
The Simpsons
"and shows up at high school basketball games."
The Simpsons
"(SIGHS)"
The Simpsons
"(GROANS)"
The Simpsons
"Why did I marry that selfish jerk?"
The Simpsons
"I've asked him to flip the mattress a thousand times"
The Simpsons
"and he never does."
The Simpsons
"(GRUNTING)"
The Simpsons
"Uh, Mom? Hi, sweetie."
The Simpsons
"Uh, you know that bra that broke up our family?"
The Simpsons
"Uh-huh."
The Simpsons
"Well, I looked into it, and it turns out I was responsible."
The Simpsons
"Really?"
The Simpsons
Show more clips