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Clips from The Simpsons - Milhouse of Sand and Fog (S17E17)

"Well, just for that,"
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"I'm gonna erase all the saved games on your PlayStation."
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"I learned about it in here."
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"But Dad can come home, right? No!"
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"I'm finished with him!"
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"Does this mean you and Dad might get a D-A-V-U-R-S?"
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"Young man, you go work on your spelling"
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"or I'll delete all the custom ring tones from your cell phone."
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"No!"
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"(SIGHS) Our reverse Parent Trap just made everything worse."
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"Maybe we should use a different movie as our guide."
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"Like Oklahoma!"
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"(SINGING) Oh, the farmer and the cowman should be friends"
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"One man likes to push a plow"
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"The other likes to chase a cow"
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"What do you think, Bart? A hoedown could solve all our problems."
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"I just need your chap size. lt's two more than your pant size."
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"How many times do I have to tell you no Rodgers & Hammerstein?"
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"Rodgers and Hart? No!"
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"Well, what will trick your parents into getting back together?"
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"LISA: Enough with the tricks!"
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"Stupid movie schemes do not work in real life!"
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"Mom and Dad have a marriage on the rocks."
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"And they need to work through it in therapy"
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"to make sure it doesn't shatter."
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"the most insane, harebrained, foolproof scheme ever!"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"they'll think it's me."
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"And they'll realize what really matters. Each other."
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"Do you like the dummy, Bart?"
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"Now make sure Homer and Marge"
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"are in proper viewing position."
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"So I got your note saying you wanted to meet here to apologize."
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"Well, I got your note saying"
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"you were gonna bring me a bucket of potato salad."
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"Where's my apology?"
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"Where's my bucket?"
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"Now I'll get Mom and Dad's attention"
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"Any questions? Yeah."
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"What are you going as for Halloween?"
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"Pile of dog doo. Let's roll."
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"Mom! Dad! I'm playing on a dangerous cliff"
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"(GASPS)"
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"Bart! We're all disappointed there's no potato salad!"
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"But for God's sake, don’t jump!"
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"I can't tell which is which."
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"(GROANS)"
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"I did it, Bart!"
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"Bart?"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"I'm a-comin', boy!"
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"(WHIMPERING)"
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"I planted Mom's bra on Milhouse's parents' bed."
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"Why, you little... (CHOKING)"
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"Just do it! Trust me!"
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"Okay."
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"(ALL BREATHING HEAVILY)"
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"Mom, Dad, I'd give a kajillion dollars"
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"Make it two kajillion. Homer!"
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"We'll lose the first kajillion to taxes."
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"Well, I guess you showed you do trust me after all."
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"Of course I do."
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"The only thing I can't believe"
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"MILHOUSE: I don't want to live in a world without Bart!"
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"(GAS PS)"
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"What do you think?"
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"California!"
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"California!"
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"Here we come!"
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"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"(EXCLAMING)"
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"Shine on me ALL: Shine on"
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"Hi."
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"he scratched all night and day."
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"Well, maybe you should get your hopes up a little."
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"(SINGING) Our house is a very, very, very fine house"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"And I guess I am a little funky."
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"Lift your mother's suspicions and separate your parents."
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"(GASPS) How could you ask me that?"
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"After all I do for your father, he still doesn't trust me."
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"Lise, you've just given me an idea for"
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"and you shove the dummy in the water."
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"because you're too busy arguing to pay attention to me!"
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"is that a woman as great as you would be married to me."
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"No!"
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"I just made an egg in my pants."
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"With two cats in the yard"
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"But he's innocent. Innocent?"
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"(SINGING) California!"
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"My parents used to compete for my love and I'd cash in every time."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"California here we come"
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"I'm fine. Watch, I can even touch my gun to my nose."
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"Chief, don't you think you've had enough?"
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"I can't believe it! Our family might get back together again!"
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"Now everything is easy 'cause of you"
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"I don't know, Bart. I've wanted them back together for so long."
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"This bra is really gonna lift and separate."
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"Ooh! A traffic ticket!"
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"Oh, no! I'm already running! (GRUNTS)"
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"Aw, Homie..."
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"Here we come!"
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