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Clips from The Simpsons - Milhouse of Sand and Fog (S17E17)

"Ordinarily, I'm not the one to laugh at a man's urinary blockage"
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"but you should've seen..."
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"Oh! There he is."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"presenting the sister with the blisters, the tot with all the spots,"
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"Maggie!"
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"(COUGHING)"
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"I feel like a chicken already."
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"Hey, Marge."
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"Hit me with a little hit more of that silly slush."
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"(BOTH GASPING)"
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"Don't worry. I'm the "pief of cholice.""
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"I mean, I'm the beef with no cheese."
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"(SOBS) Why doesn't Lou like me? Why?"
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"Luann? What are you doing here?"
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"I thought you were just dropping Milhouse off."
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"I could get some coffee and come back."
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"No, no, no. You stay. I'll just drive home."
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"Uh, who's gonna let me siphon?"
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"Why don't you both stay and have one of my Marge-aritas?"
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"All right!"
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"I never drank one of these without a cigarette in it."
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"Now kids, in lieu of one of those inflatable jumping things,"
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"please welcome Mr. Krusty the Clown!"
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"Hey, hey, kids! (LAUGHS)"
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"This putz only paid for 20 seconds so listen fast."
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"Moishe caught the chicken pox,"
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"He asked the rabbi what to do and he said... (BEEPS)"
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"Time! I'm outta here! (LAUGHS)"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"Kirk, you look good. Have you been working out?"
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"Well, dogs have been chasing me."
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"No one's been chasing me lately."
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"What happened to your last boyfriend?"
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"The one who would always go to the gym after visiting you,"
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"then have lunch at that place downtown?"
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"You know, his taillight's broken?"
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"I'm not seeing him anymore."
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"Does that mean that there might be a chance for me?"
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"Almost anyone's got a chance now."
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"Goodbye. Thanks for coming."
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"If my party made you sick, tell your friends."
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"(MOANING)"
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"You think that's traumatic?"
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"Mr. Stomach, are you hungry?"
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""I'm always hungry, now make with the pizza, fatso.""
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"You're the stomach."
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"I have to do this for work."
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"So Milhouse walks into the bedroom"
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"and there's his morn and dad going... (MIMICKING MOANS)"
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"(IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE) "Oh, Mr. Van Houten, I love when you kiss me.""
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"(IN LOW VOICE) "Yeah, yeah, kissing ladies is the best.""
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"(IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE) "Oh, baby, kiss my mouth.""
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"(IN LOW VOICE) "Kiss me like we're in a fancy hotel.""
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"All right, we get ii."
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"(WHIMPERING) Marge, what's happening to me?"
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"Oh, Homie, you got chicken pox. But how?"
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"I don't know. I kept away from Maggie all day."
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"Uh!"
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"I'm so itchy!"
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"(CHOKING)"
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"Oh! Oh, yeah."
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"Son, we want to talk to you"
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"about what you saw in the Simpsons' house."
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"Well, I didn't see anything to get my hopes up, if that's what you mean."
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"Your father and I are going through"
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"what's called a trial un-separation."
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"And son, l want to make one thing clear."
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"Unlike the breakup, this is not your fault."
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"Life used to be so hard"
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"And our la, la, la"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"I haven't daydreamed in color in so long."
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"Thank God. We were afraid we lost you, son."
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"You sit in this oatmeal awhile"
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"and it'll send your itchies packin'."
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"Homer!"
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"Mmm!"
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"Homer oats."
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"Stop eating the oatmeal. That's the third tub you've eaten."
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"Y'ello? No. I'm not coming in to work. I have chicken pox."
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"Jeez."
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"Right. Right. Right. Right! Okay."
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"Right. I love you. Bye."
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"I just got fired. Better check the want ads."
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"Ooh! Truck driver needed in Iraq."
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"Trucks are like big cars."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Okay, Luann, for honesty's sake,"
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"we should probably talk about"
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"everyone we dated while we were separated."
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"Well, the Sea Captain and I..."
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"Yeah, okay. I don't want to know."
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"I don't want to know. I don't want to know."
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"Mini golf, pedal boats, indoor rock wall?"
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"Um, Milly..."
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"Botanical garden, build a bear workshop,"
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"arena football with the Springfield Stun?"
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"Not today, big guy."
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"Your dad and I need more time to get reacquainted."
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"Why are you laughing? Tell me!"
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"Private jokes are rude."
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"Uh, son, here's 10 bucks."
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"Why don't you go to the bowling alley and throw some solo balls?"
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"But it's league night."
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"(G ROANS) This trial un-separation stinks!"
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"And I always got the spillover."
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"Drive-in movies, two Christmases, soda with dinner."
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"(SIGHS) We lived like kings."
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"Remember when you told my dad to go to bed"
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"and he did?"
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"That was some New Year's."
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"Now listen. I think we should consider"
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"breaking your parents up again."
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"Look, you know they're gonna separate again."
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"Why don't we just speed up the process?"
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"You know, Bart."
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"My imaginary friend never made me do things I thought were wrong."
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"That's why he had to go away forever."
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