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Clips from American Dad! - Jack's Back (S04E04)

"She didn't come in today. But there is someone here to see you."
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"- Who are you? - Do you not recognize me, Dimitri?"
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"I am Mama Maroosh, matriarch of the Armenian Mafia!"
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"[Speaking Foreign Language]"
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"And I am Marie Dubonais, your neglected wife."
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"and driven me into the arms of my lover, Raoul!"
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"And I am Raoul! You are too old and barren."
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"And I am your doctor. The bull's horn has done too much damage."
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"Your testicle cannot be saved. You will never have a son."
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"My father's other testicle became stronger..."
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"And I'm Roger. Your internship's over, Hayley."
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"- Fine. Just sign my damn internship form. - Never!"
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"Then I, Hayley, am just gonna forge your signature."
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"What happened? Did I win?"
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"What a night. My dad would never have let me sit in a car..."
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"in a dark alley all by myself..."
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"By the way, thanks for letting me borrow your eye patch."
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"- My dad's such a jerk. - Hey, don't talk about your father that way."
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"And all he does is say terrible things about you."
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"But you changed. You're innocent."
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"Nope. Guilty. I robbed that jewelry store."
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"And your dad's car- I was trying to steal it."
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"- Huh? - And from the minute you bailed me out..."
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"I've been working you and your dad so I could get that character reference."
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"- [Gasps] - And that convict wasn't gonna rape me in the shower."
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"- I was gonna rape him. - [Gasps]"
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"So- So you were just lying?"
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"I was, until I saw what it was doing to you, Steve."
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"I already turned my son against me."
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"That's why I've brought us here."
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"Yes. But first, I have something I want to give you."
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"This is $50 I stole from your sock drawer."
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"But he tricked you into running away with him."
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"Dad, that was all my idea."
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"And Grandpa told me that I was wrong and you were right about him the whole time."
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"- He said that? - Yes."
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"[Stan] My bike! It looks brand-new."
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"Your father must've fixed it up before he left."
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"But... why would he- Unless-"
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"Unless-"
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"That neglectful son of a bitch loves me!"
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"And he needs me. Francine, I've gotta get down to that courthouse..."
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"and tell the judge my father really has changed."
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"[Sniffs] Oh, my God. Oil!"
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"Stan, we struck oil! We're rich!"
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"[Engine Stalling]"
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"[Horn Honking]"
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"Hold it. Hold it! You can do it."
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"Dad!"
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"Steve, look at me! I know how to ride a bike!"
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"Quick! Move the building! [Groans]"
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"- Guilty. I'm headed for the big house. - No! I'll talk to the judge."
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"It'll be nice to stay in one place for a change."
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"But it's not fair. We have so much lost time to make up for."
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"- [Groans] - Other convicts are watching."
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"You gotta demonstrate dominance, or they'll eat you alive."
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"Bye. Have a beautiful time."
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"- Roger, give me a Coke. - You got it. Diet Coke."
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"- [Gasps] - I've tried, Francine."
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"But every time I get on one, I get so mad at my dad, I lose my concentration and fall."
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"[Groans] Oh, my God!"
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"Shot ofbourbon."
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"Call me Tommy. Mr. Calhoun was my daddy."
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"'cause I just Mr. Belvedere'd myself."
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"- Dad! - Dad, don't be mad."
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"Why'd you shoot? I was just pulling up the car."
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"Interesting. What can I do for you, Ms. - Mathers, is it?"
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"- What you doin'? - Steve texted me a heartwarming photo."
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"I am Dimitri Garabidian, a high-ranking member of the Armenian Mafia."
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"[Door Opens, Closes]"
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"Jack and Steve ran away together! Did you know about this?"
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"Thanks, Grandpa. This is so awesome."
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"Where is small-breasted bar wench?"
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"- Who are you? - Do you not recognize me, Dimitri?"
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"And I am Toro, Raoul's half bull son from the future."
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"Roger Smith."
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"Hey. Hey, no. That TVwas real. I bought that!"
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"And your character reference is his only chance for leniency."
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"- [Dinging] - Damn it!"
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"# I want to ride my #"
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"- [Horns Honking] - [Jack's Voice] Steady. Steady."
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"Trial's over, buddy boy."
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"Right. Steve's hair."
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"Thanks for the bike. I love you, Dad."
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"- I have a great role model. - I love you, Dad."
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"#And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"Dad!"
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"Dad- Dad!"
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"My father's in jail. What a surprise twist."
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"I hope you die out there!"
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"[Birds Calling]"
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"and could still get their internship form signed."
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"and he mated with a bull to conceive me!"
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"- # Bicycle, bicycle # - Dad!"
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"No, you haven't. You totally haven't changed."
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"- Dad! Dad, what do I do? - I don't know. I've never fished before."
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"What's going on?"
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"[Yelling]"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"We went camping, Stan. What else do you want from me?"
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"[Honking]"
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"- So I killed her. - You can't do that!"
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"- [Panting] Dad! - Honey, it's 3:30."
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"- I never wanna see him again. - But, Stan-"
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"# Bicycle I want to ride my #"
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"[Chorus] #Good morning, U.S.A. ##"
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"The last thing I want to do is turn you against your father."
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"Well, at least now, you'll know where to find me."
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"- A mental block? - Yeah, like me and spumoni."
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"[Voice Quivering] Dad!"
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"Hey! L-I think I got a bite!"
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"I also have a business license. Probably should've started with that."
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"Stop running! Just reel it in!"
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"to toppling your criminal empire, Madam Maroosh."
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"You bring dishonor on our family. You know what you must do."
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"that time travel is impossible."
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"Dad!"
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"So, what's on your mind, sport?"
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"And I'm Hayley, and all of this is just a figment..."
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