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Clips from Mr. Pickles - Foul Ball (S01E01)

"But you made me realize these foul balls mean something to somebody."
Mr. Pickles
"So I'm gonna hit the best foul ball anybody's ever seen!"
Mr. Pickles
"My ball!"
Mr. Pickles
"It's okay, boy. The game's almost over."
Mr. Pickles
"Ah, finally. What?! $25 for a soda?!"
Mr. Pickles
"- then drink the ketchup. - Floyd."
Mr. Pickles
"Well, it's, uh, nice to see you outside the office."
Mr. Pickles
"Kiss me, Mr. Goodman."
Mr. Pickles
"Still tied at 0-0... also the number of times my wife has"
Mr. Pickles
"That ball doesn't look like it's going foul."
Mr. Pickles
"Huh?! That ball is... a home run!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Agghh! - Oh, no!"
Mr. Pickles
"- And we have a streaker, folks! - Is trying to cut my head off!"
Mr. Pickles
"You're under arrest!"
Mr. Pickles
"And that's the ballgame, folks!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Okay. Bye. - Beverly?"
Mr. Pickles
"Kiss?! No!"
Mr. Pickles
"Let's get her to the shop... I mean, home."
Mr. Pickles
"He always does."
Mr. Pickles
"Well, that's why we're gonna dig this up,"
Mr. Pickles
"back on the roof. And to make it up to you, here's"
Mr. Pickles
"Good boy!"
Mr. Pickles
"You're having a hard time with this water."
Mr. Pickles
"- Morning, Goodmans! - Morning!"
Mr. Pickles
"Remember the time he told us Mr. Pickles forced him to wear"
Mr. Pickles
"these are our seats... foul-ball territory."
Mr. Pickles
"I'll show you how to catch some balls!"
Mr. Pickles
"- The kiss cam. - Kiss me!"
Mr. Pickles
"Screw you, jerk!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Peanuts! - It's Jim "Fouler" Johnson at the plate."
Mr. Pickles
"My arm sure is tired."
Mr. Pickles
"The next one could fetch a hefty"
Mr. Pickles
"That ball could be worth a lot of money."
Mr. Pickles
"- Tommy? Tommy?! - Has anybody seen my dog?"
Mr. Pickles
"- Ugh! - Kiss cam!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Ooh! - How 'bout this antique baseball hat?"
Mr. Pickles
"That's the best thing anybody has ever..."
Mr. Pickles
"Okay!"
Mr. Pickles
"Then you can drink the soda and fill it with free ketchup,"
Mr. Pickles
"- Boss is here, too. - Huh?"
Mr. Pickles
"- Yay! - But neither does BMI."
Mr. Pickles
"- Hey! She's drowning! - Kiss cam!"
Mr. Pickles
"Sadly, he'll go down in history as a murderer."
Mr. Pickles
"That is one crazy, old naked man!"
Mr. Pickles
"You smell like medicine."
Mr. Pickles
"- Where's Mr. Pickles? - He'll find his way home."
Mr. Pickles
"Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs, here!"
Mr. Pickles
"Wow! Peanuts, too?"
Mr. Pickles
"Mr. Pickles!"
Mr. Pickles
"S01E03 Foul Ball"
Mr. Pickles
"- I cut your legs off! - Well, don't give yourself so much credit."
Mr. Pickles
"Wanna trade?"
Mr. Pickles
"- Ohhh. I'm so hot in here. - Take it off!"
Mr. Pickles
"My ball!"
Mr. Pickles
"Oh, no!"
Mr. Pickles
"You're just hallucinating from the steam."
Mr. Pickles
"old town featherheads. Rename the team "old town"
Mr. Pickles
"That grandpa sure is crazy. But sheriff actually got some good moves."
Mr. Pickles
"Just a little bump."
Mr. Pickles
"I believe in you, Mr. Fouler."
Mr. Pickles
"Wow! Thanks!"
Mr. Pickles
"This land is on top of an ancient indian burial ground."
Mr. Pickles
"Okay, son. Hot dogs!"
Mr. Pickles
"- And here's the pitch! - I hope I catch one soon."
Mr. Pickles
"What? I was just..."
Mr. Pickles
"Curving foul!"
Mr. Pickles
"Zippity-zoooooo!"
Mr. Pickles
"Remember, no new dents on my truck!"
Mr. Pickles
"Oh. Excuse me."
Mr. Pickles
"Come on!"
Mr. Pickles
"Yeah, uh, you know what?"
Mr. Pickles
"Show me where he is. I can't believe I'm following you."
Mr. Pickles
"But for once, maybe you are being a good boy."
Mr. Pickles
"It's not real! Aah!"
Mr. Pickles
"And I'll stay here and catch a foul ball."
Mr. Pickles
"meaning to the word "failure." And another failure, my son, who"
Mr. Pickles
"You can't bring that dog to the game."
Mr. Pickles
"- Aw, darn it! - Hey! What are you, blind?"
Mr. Pickles
"to me, and it's the best thing that's ever happened to me."
Mr. Pickles
"and I thought of myself as a failure."
Mr. Pickles
"just like my son, who dropped out of college to become a mime."
Mr. Pickles
"Miss Fulton, the oldest person in old town."
Mr. Pickles
"She's 119 years young, and we are honored to have her here."
Mr. Pickles
"- Um, no, thanks. - I'm having a tailgate party."
Mr. Pickles
"foul-ball leader, closing in on 30,000 foul balls, giving new"
Mr. Pickles
"That's his glove!"
Mr. Pickles
"Agh!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Ooh! What's this one do? - Put that back!"
Mr. Pickles
"Catch! Oww!"
Mr. Pickles
"Cool! I use my bra to smuggle food."
Mr. Pickles
"- Uh, pardon me. Excuse me. - Over here, dad!"
Mr. Pickles
"And Jim "Fouler" Johnson winning the ballgame!"
Mr. Pickles
"he'll hit this foul, which doesn't make sense."
Mr. Pickles
"- Baseball! - Yes, just be quiet, please."
Mr. Pickles
"- Aaaaaah! - Oh, my goodness!"
Mr. Pickles
"- No! I won't let you do it! - Why? Because we're gay?"
Mr. Pickles
"sum with collectors."
Mr. Pickles
"Uh-oh!"
Mr. Pickles
"So you shut up! Anyway, you hit this ball right"
Mr. Pickles
"- Clam chowder? - Uh-huh!"
Mr. Pickles
"Come on!"
Mr. Pickles
"told me she loves me. And that's strike two!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Kiss cam! - Oh, come on!"
Mr. Pickles
"Please deal with reality. And here's the pitch!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Mom, are you okay? - Come on, Tommy."
Mr. Pickles
"Maybe I can catch a foul ball!"
Mr. Pickles
"Stay grounded, grandpa."
Mr. Pickles
"- I'm blind! - Maybe I'll catch the next one."
Mr. Pickles
"Goodman, you're on the kiss cam, okay?"
Mr. Pickles
"That was foul ball 29,999 for Fouler."
Mr. Pickles
"That's a jockstrap!"
Mr. Pickles