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Clips from ALF - La Cuckaracha (S01E01)

"You amaze me."
ALF
"You think that's the only detroit in the universe?"
ALF
"Where's the other one?"
ALF
"On melmac."
ALF
"A lot of good r & b groups came out of there."
ALF
"Thank you, alf, thank you."
ALF
"Could we stick to the problem."
ALF
"We're supposed to be finding a way..."
ALF
"To kill roaches."
ALF
"I thought of one,"
ALF
"But you didn't like it."
ALF
"I don't have a harpoon."
ALF
"Whose fault is that?"
ALF
"You can't expect me to take care of everything."
ALF
"I think i may have discovered..."
ALF
"A less violent solution."
ALF
"Now, all these books say..."
ALF
"That the best way to kill roaches..."
ALF
"Is with boric acid."
ALF
"Yeah, that's what they used on the jaffees."
ALF
"Well, did it work?"
ALF
"Let's put it this way."
ALF
"Detroit became known as jaffeetown."
ALF
"Maybe they didn't have the right concentration."
ALF
"Fortunately, i have access to all the..."
ALF
"Latest scientific research."
ALF
"They did an article on poison. [ Knocking at door ]"
ALF
"[ Trevor ] tanner, you in there?"
ALF
"Alf, under the counter."
ALF
"It's crawling with spiders back there!"
ALF
"Go!"
ALF
"Can i at least take something to read?"
ALF
""Steve allen's world of bugs.""
ALF
"Hi, tanner."
ALF
"Hi, trevor."
ALF
"The exterminator left your house in such a hurry,"
ALF
"He dropped his tank."
ALF
"Bugs?"
ALF
"Oh, yeah,"
ALF
"We have a little cockroach problem."
ALF
"Ah, yeah, cockroaches."
ALF
"Blatella germanicus, our little prehistoric friend."
ALF
"You know, cockroach fossils have been found..."
ALF
"That are over three hundred million years old."
ALF
"That's nice, trevor."
ALF
"I'll never forget the cockroach problem we had in korea."
ALF
"They were everywhere."
ALF
"Taking a step was like walking on crackers."
ALF
"You get enough of that in your system, forget it."
ALF
"David niven was brilliant."
ALF
"Well, i'll see ya."
ALF
"By the way, i took the liberty of..."
ALF
"Spraying around your house."
ALF
"You, what?"
ALF
"I noticed the exterminator forgot to do it,"
ALF
"So i dosed it up for you..."
ALF
"Real good."
ALF
"No charge."
ALF
"Oh, no!"
ALF
"I said, no charge."
ALF
"I'm going to the drugstore..."
ALF
"To buy all the boric acid they've got."
ALF
"But you heard trevor."
ALF
"What if you come back and i've been tenderized?"
ALF
"Take me with you."
ALF
"Well, throw me in the trunk."
ALF
"There's no air. You'd suffocate."
ALF
"I'll wear scuba gear."
ALF
"That'll give me 30 minutes."
ALF
"I'll survive."
ALF
"I haven't got time to argue."
ALF
"All right, go!"
ALF
"I feel like the pretty, little virgin."
ALF
"The what?"
ALF
"The apple-Cheeked maiden that the..."
ALF
"Don't you read fairy tales?"
ALF
"This is a discussion..."
ALF
"That we're going to postpone."
ALF
"Myself."
ALF
"Oh, alf,"
ALF
"You know i wouldn't leave you if..."
ALF
"I had any other choice."
ALF
"Then, hug me."
ALF
"What?"
ALF
"I want a hug."
ALF
"Because we may never see each other again."
ALF
"And we've never taken the time to,"
ALF
"You know,"
ALF
"Hug."
ALF
"Now tell me you love me."
ALF
"Oh, alf."
ALF
"All right, all right,"
ALF
"Just hurry back, okay?"
ALF
"And don't stop for anything."
ALF
"Except maybe some more doughnuts."
ALF
"Jelly!"
ALF
"All right, i should take it easy."
ALF
"I mean, the only thing we have to fear..."
ALF
"Is fear, itself."
ALF
"Whoever said that must..."
ALF
"Have had a lot of bodyguards."
ALF
"[ Horror movie bug sounds ]"
ALF
"Be strong, be strong."
ALF
"[ Bug sounds ]"
ALF
"Be afraid, be very afraid."
ALF
"[ Bug sounds ]"
ALF
"Listen, you don't want to eat me."
ALF
"I'm pure gristle."
ALF
"My whole family has an aftertaste."
ALF
"If you can hold out, there's doughnuts on the way."
ALF
"[ Metallic bang ]"
ALF
"Good idea, put some coffee on."
ALF
"[ Bang ]"
ALF
"[ Bug sounds ]"
ALF
"Ahh, ahhhhhhhhh."
ALF
"Oh, i should have guessed."
ALF
"It probably likes gristle."
ALF
"Now i feel like a tease."
ALF
"Hello, operator, this is an emergency!"
ALF
"Give me the fire department..."
ALF
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