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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Gun Fever (S01E01)

"Is that soy veggie health drink supposed to erase the damage..."
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"- No! - I just wanna try it."
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"- Why not? Just give it to me. - 'Cause I don't know what kind of diseases that girl had."
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"She doesn't have any diseases!"
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"- We got a real serious problem. - There's been a B&E, dude."
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"- Breaking and entering. B&E. - No. No!"
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"- Who locked up last night? - I did. But that's the thing. The locks weren't even broken."
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"So what do you think?"
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"that a relatively small man can't just carry away."
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"We'll call you if we come up with anything."
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"- Oh! Gross. - Very gross."
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"Dennis, let's go get us a gun."
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"Well, that's what I was trying to tell them-"
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"Hwang. You're just in time, buddy."
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"Hwang! Hey! Wait!"
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"I can't wait too long! Hwang not patient!"
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"Okay, Dennis. We're gonna be very careful about this, right?"
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"- You wanna shoot it? - Yes."
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"If that log was trying to rob the place, you would have killed it."
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"- Absolutely! - Hey, you wanna shoot it some more?"
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"- Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. - Check it out."
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"I'm serious, man. You shouldn't be playing around with guns."
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"Good. Nice. Really nice feel to it."
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"I feel focused and I feel badass and just, um..."
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"That's what I'm talking about. You seeing this?"
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"once you put your hand around this..."
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"- What if I- - Just shoot the gun, Dee."
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"- All right. Thanks, Detective. - Nothing?"
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"- How? - Maybe we should do a little investigating of our own."
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"That's true. Wanna go shoot it some more?"
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"I'm coming! All right. Hang on a second there."
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"- Hey, Hwang. - Okay, so you got my money now?"
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"[Chuckles]"
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"- What's that? - So, listen, Hwang."
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"Sometimes I can't understand you. You're talking, but I don't understand you."
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"So say yes if you know what I mean when I say I have my ways."
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"'Cause Frank was kind of the leader, and that makes a little more sense-"
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"You're right. We have a lot of work to do."
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"that is if she's not having sex with Colin and every other bartender in Philadelphia."
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"Whatever Charlie's doing right now, it's probably pretty stupid."
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"So, don't you wanna know who did it?"
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"- Oh. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. Think about it."
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"It all makes sense. Colin goes around town..."
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"- Nice. - Okay."
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"- What a penis! - Like you wouldn't do such a thing?"
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"- Come on. Let's nail this prick. - Wait. Hold on a second."
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"Didn't Fingers already get robbed?"
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"- Uh, yeah. - So what's this guy doing, going in for round two?"
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"[Nervous Chuckle] No-"
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"- Just a little freaked out about the robbery. - Yeah."
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"So the stupid asshole didn't even think to look there, right?"
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"- He's got a gun on him at all times. - From now on, so will we."
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"There's no way he's gonna hit Paddy's again tonight. He'd have to be a moron."
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"There's a change of plans. I need you to meet us at Paddy's tonight after all."
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"I don't want to shoot anyone, Sweet Dee!"
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"- You better not shoot anybody. - I don't have-"
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"- [Door Opening] - What? What? Is he here?"
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"- Shit! - [Shouting]"
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"- Did you shoot me, Dennis? - I- Uh, no. I-"
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"Oh, my God! Charlie, I shot you in your head. I am so sorry."
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"- Is he okay? - No, I'm not okay! He shot me in my head!"
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"- No. It must havejust grazed his head. - You shot him in the head, bro!"
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"The hospital's, like, three blocks away. We should just drive him!"
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"I know that. But I don't wanna get blood stains all over the interior of my car."
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"I didn't say that!"
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"But, Charlie, you were stealing from the bar. It was an honest mistake."
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"I was gonna make it look like all the other robberies going on around town."
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"Listen. Listen. The important thing is that you are all right."
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"- You will. - Okay. Good night."
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"[Voices Speaking Backwards]"
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"- [Mac] You're such a dildo, dude. - [Dennis] Thanks, dude."
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"you did to your liver last night?"
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"Is that coffee gonna help you forget that elephant you slept with last night?"
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"Oh, come on. You don't have to be so judgmental."
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"- She was gross, dude. - She wasn't that gross, all right?"
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"You do not get to taste my delicious healthy drink after making fun of it."
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"- Dude, she was really gross. - Guys!"
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"- [Together] A what? - A B&E, dude!"
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"- A B&E? - What does that mean?"
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"Somebody broke into the bar and stole our safe."
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"- Are you serious? - Oh, my God!"
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"- When did this happen? - Last night, I guess."
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"- So somebody just waltzed in here and stole the safe? - But it's not my fault."
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"- Well, it's somebody's fault. - [Dee] I know it's somebody's fault!"
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"- Well, it's somebody's fault! - [Dee] I know that!"
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"Guys! Guys! We're not gonna get anywhere yelling at each other!"
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"- We need to be rational. - All right, all right."
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"- Okay! I think it's clear what needs to happen. - What?"
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"We need to buy a gun."
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"I think next time you boys ought to get the kind of safe..."
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"But there's been, like, a string of these robberies all over the area."
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"- You don't have any leads or- - Not really."
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""Not really." What in the hell does that even mean?"
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"How could there not be any leads? The guy must have left something behind."
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"They're pretty sure it's the same guy who's been hittin' all the bars around here."
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"- We know, Charlie. - So we're done here, Harris."
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"- What- So that's it? - Yeah."
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"- Well, thanks. - Yeah, thanks."
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"You know what? Let's go get that gun."
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"- Whoa. Hey, hey. No, no, no, no, no. - What?"
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"Guns are not a good idea. They're dangerous. Someone's gonna get hurt."
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"- Yeah. Mac, no guns. - Guys, somebody stole our safe, right?"
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"Am I crazy? We need to be able to protect ourselves..."
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"in case something like this happens again."
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"- Clearly, Philly's finest don't give a shit. - Mac is absolutely right."
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"- What if one of us was here when it happened? - We would have been killed."
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"- No, you don't know that. Come on. - Hey, babe."
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"- Is everything all right? - No, dude. We got robbed last night."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Are you kiddin' me? Oh-What happened?"
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"Remember the other day when you were making fun of us for having such a tiny safe?"
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"- Yep. Just about- - Guys, it's a travesty. I'm sorry."
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"[Whispering] No guns."
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"Dude, your sister has the worst taste in men."
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"No shit. I hate that guy. He's like a full-on '80s movie stereotype."
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"Plus, he's a total player."
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"You don't know about this? Oh, my God!"
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"That guy's dated, like, every hot bartender in town."
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"I saw him a week ago with Wendy from Dirty Frank's."
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"Hand all down the back of her pants."
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