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Clips from The Cleveland Show - A Short Story and a Tall Tale (S02E02)

"Oh, nightgown?"
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"Like I'm sleeping with Gargamel."
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"Check this out, got a little competition going."
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"I had each of the guys make a video about why I should pick them..."
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"...to come with me to the NBA All-Star Game."
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"Why should you take me to the NBA All-Star Game?"
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"Because some white men can jump."
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"And now, from Stoolbend Junior College..."
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"... at 5'3" and a half, Holt..."
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"Screw this, next."
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"Hey, Cleveland, you should take me to the game."
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"But don't take it from me."
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"Take it from number-one Laker fan, Jack Nicholson."
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"You can't handle, uh, the truth. Here's Johnny."
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"I am an aging icon who at this point is more tolerated than admired."
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"Hold up, you got two free tickets to the All-Star Game in Los Angeles?"
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"Oh, Cleveland."
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"You're worse than one of Ben Franklin's non-famous sayings."
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"If you put your penis on something, it's yours."
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"No one else can eat it."
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"Go on, write it down."
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"And because he was a rat, he's sleeping with the fishes."
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"Rat sleeping with the fishes, that's crazy."
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"Ain't got no cheese underwater."
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"So, what do you wanna do? You ever play the ponies?"
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"I used to play the ponies, I'm more into dinosaurs now."
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"You're a real screwball, you know that, Rallo?"
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"Rallo, people like us can do anything we want."
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"- Here, you drive. - All right."
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"All right, all right, Rallo."
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"That's just crazy."
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"You guys are going to Hollywood?"
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"- Can I...? - No."
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"I made you this locket so you don't forget me."
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"When you close it our faces touch."
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"And kiss each other on the cheek."
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"I'll write you every day."
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"Hmm."
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"Reminds me of you at that age."
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"When are you coming back?"
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"- What day is it? - Tuesday."
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"Daddy needs a new pair of Crocs."
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"Short people got no reason"
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"Short people got no reason"
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"Short people got no reason to live"
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"They got little hands Little eyes"
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"They walk around Tellin' great big lies"
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"- They wear platform shoes - Ha, ha."
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"On their nasty little feet"
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"Well, I don't want no short people"
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"Should we go back and check on that guy I ran over?"
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"His sign said he was in Vietnam."
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"I'm pretty sure he can handle it."
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"Oh, man, for a little person you sure live large."
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"I still live with my mother."
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"You know what? You and your mom sound way too close."
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"You need another lady in your life."
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"How's about you go on a date with my sister?"
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"What's she look like?"
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"You'd be doing me a personal favor."
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"I'll pay for it, any restaurant you choose."
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"Cheese E. Charlie's."
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"You don't mind if I take her in the ball pit, do you?"
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"I call it that too."
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"California, here we are."
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"Only survivors."
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"Hey, look, a palm tree."
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"Hollywood is gross. Hi."
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"This is just one overpriced restaurant..."
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"...surrounded by thousands of drug-using bums."
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"How about we try Beverly Hills?"
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"This is all stupid Iranians and botched plastic surgeries."
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"Let's try the beach."
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"There's raw sewage running directly into the water."
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"And everyone's swimming in their dungarees."
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"How about we try one of L.A.'s thousands of marijuana stores."
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"This is the greatest city in the world."
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"Earthquake!"
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"Mudslide!"
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"I love L.A."
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"We love it."
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"...but he didn't tell me you were drop-dead gorge."
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"Marty suggested by his silence that you were not attractive..."
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"...but you're all right."
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"I'm LOL'ing so much."
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"Oh, it feels so good to LOL."
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"- You guys ready to order? - I'll have three glasses of chardonnay."
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"Uh, chocolate pizza."
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"- So, what do you do? - I go to school."
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"A student. Huh!"
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"Real apes."
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"Hey, how'd you like to visit the ball pit?"
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"I don't know, it looks like a lot of people been in there today."
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"You're right."
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"Cool, we're getting here in the third quarter just like real L.A. fans."
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"And look at all these celebrities."
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"There's that hottie Anna Torv from Fringe."
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"There's Denzel Washington."
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"Ooh, I'm gonna give him some tonight."
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"Man, I hate dribbling."
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"And it can't be good for the floor."
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"Shaq's right."
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"If we get together and say we're not gonna dribble anymore, what are they gonna do?"
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"And why can't we play in the morning and then just get on with our day?"
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"I have a garden. Flowers, tomatoes, nectarines."
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"I like dribbling."
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"I love NBA games."
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"...and yell at millionaire giants, watch."
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"English is not my first language."
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"What is this dork?"
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"- Uh, it means handsome. - Oh, thank you."
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"Hey, Kevin Garnett."
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"Smooth move going straight to the NBA instead of going to college."
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"Good luck getting into grad school, chump."
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"Oh, no, you do not talk to my son like that."
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"Well, your son is shooting three for 15."
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"He doesn't know because he didn't go to college."
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"Do you know what percentage that is?"
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"Sit down and keep your mouth shut, you Stanley-From-The Office- Looking-Dope."
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"Unh."
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