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Clips from Friends - The One with Joey's Big Break (S05E05)

"This guy again."
Friends
"Hey, what's up?"
Friends
"Not much. Wanna see a movie tonight?"
Friends
"I don't know."
Friends
"I know how to decide. Show him your game."
Friends
"No, thank you."
Friends
"What's with her?"
Friends
"I don't know. I know how we can decide."
Friends
"I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick."
Friends
"-Action or comedy? -Action."
Friends
"Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel?"
Friends
"Dude, you are sick."
Friends
"I'm sorry. I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing."
Friends
"Oh, my God. What does that thing do?"
Friends
"-An eye removal machine. -I'm out of here."
Friends
"Rachel, I'm Dr. Miller."
Friends
"-So we're done. -Almost, but first we gotta start."
Friends
"This is a glaucoma test. Sit down."
Friends
"Put your chin here."
Friends
"Now, you'll feel a small puff of air in each eye."
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"A small puff of air. Now, come on!"
Friends
"Here we go."
Friends
"One, two, three."
Friends
"I'm gonna stay in here this time."
Friends
"-One, two -I'm sorry."
Friends
"You know what? I'm gonna hold her head."
Friends
"I'm sorry."
Friends
"You're young. You don't have glaucoma."
Friends
"So it was very, very nice to meet you, sir."
Friends
"What are you? Are you crazy?"
Friends
"You got a small, minor infection in that left eye."
Friends
"Take these drops for a week and you'll be as good as new."
Friends
"No, I don't put things in my eye."
Friends
"Give me the damn drops!"
Friends
"Dr. Miller?"
Friends
"P-E-C-F-D."
Friends
"Very good, Monica!"
Friends
"-You know where they are. -I sure do."
Friends
"You know, those eye drops are a miracle."
Friends
"-They're still in my coat. -Damn!"
Friends
"You ready to go?"
Friends
"How cold will it be there? Will all these sweater vests be enough?"
Friends
"-What? -I love you."
Friends
"I wish Ross was coming with us. I'll miss him."
Friends
"Thanks. I just got that jerk out of my mind."
Friends
"Not really. It's an independent film."
Friends
"We don't have a big budget. I'll stay in your room."
Friends
"Once you get paid, you'll be springing for a suite."
Friends
"They must be paying you a lot."
Friends
"For every dollar Shutterspeed makes..."
Friends
"You don't get paid unless it makes money?"
Friends
"Did you not hear the plot of the movie?"
Friends
""She's been dead for 10 years.""
Friends
"I wanted to say goodbye."
Friends
"And to see if you guys would place a little bet for me."
Friends
"Twenty bucks on black 15."
Friends
"-You remember the number, right? -Yeah, black 13."
Friends
"-Black 15! -You got it."
Friends
"-All right. Bye-bye, now. -Bye, you guys."
Friends
"I'll say bye at the car."
Friends
"Anyone wanna say bye to me at the car?"
Friends
"See you!"
Friends
"Hey, Phoebe. What you reading?"
Friends
"Hello?"
Friends
"Come on!"
Friends
"Sorry, I didn't see you there."
Friends
"Phoebe, are you mad at me or something?"
Friends
"If you are, please tell me what it is I did."
Friends
"-If you don't know, I can't help you. -I don't know."
Friends
"Well, I can't help you."
Friends
"Well, whatever it is, I am very, very sorry. Okay?"
Friends
"Apology accepted."
Friends
"So we're good?"
Friends
"I'll see you later, okay?"
Friends
"Bye, fat-ass."
Friends
"All right!"
Friends
"Will you please tell me what it is that made you so mad at me?"
Friends
"I don't know! I don't remember!"
Friends
"What do you mean, you can't remember?"
Friends
"I was so focused on being mad at you, I forgot what it was I was mad about."
Friends
"If you can't remember, can't we just forget about this?"
Friends
"But I'm sorry about the fat-ass thing because you have a sweet, little heinie."
Friends
"I'm getting pretty tired. You'll have to take over soon."
Friends
"Don't worry. It's out there."
Friends
"Maybe I just need lunch. You wanna eat?"
Friends
"My treat."
Friends
"Isn't that Ross' money?"
Friends
"Ross' treat. Where do you wanna eat?"
Friends
"I don't know."
Friends
"I know how we can decide."
Friends
"I'll ask you questions."
Friends
"And then you have to answer real fast."
Friends
"So clear your mind. Clear it right out. Clear it out."
Friends
"Is that all right if that stays in there?"
Friends
"You have to answer with the first thing that pops into your head, okay?"
Friends
"-Would you rather be too wet or too dry? -Too dry."
Friends
"-Do you believe in ghosts? -No."
Friends
"-What? -Yes."
Friends
"-This won't be my big break? -No."
Friends
"I don't believe this."
Friends
"Look, I just don't want you to get your hopes up too high."
Friends
"What are you talking about? I'm the lead in a movie!"
Friends
"They're not even paying you! This doesn't sound like a real movie!"
Friends
"I don't know why you're dumping all over my big break."
Friends
"I don't think this is gonna be your big break."
Friends
"Are you on this trip to make me feel like a loser?"
Friends
"-I'd rather be alone. -You don't want me here?"
Friends
"Not if you're like this."
Friends
"The next time you ask me a question like that, I'll lie."
Friends
"I don't want you on the trip."
Friends
"Why don't you pull over. I'll get out now."
Friends
"Fine."
Friends
"Get out."
Friends
"You can't stop on a bridge."
Friends
"-Get out! -Fine!"
Friends
"Yeah. I'm gonna die here."
Friends
"Because I said your handwriting is childlike?"
Friends
"No. That made me feel precious."
Friends
"Because he's always correcting people's grammar?"
Friends
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