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Clips from Friends - The One with Joey's Big Break (S05E05)

""Whom, whom." Sometimes it's "who"!"
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"Yeah? Sometimes it's:"
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"Did you beat him at a board game? He's such a baby when he loses."
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"Okay, I'm the baby."
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"Hey! Stop it!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Joey kicked me out of the car on the bridge."
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"-Why? -I don't know. He went crazy."
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"That game should not be played without my supervision."
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"I don't know what made him mad."
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"All I said was that this wouldn't be his big break..."
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"...that it wouldn't do anything for him..."
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"...and that it didn't sound real."
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"Okay, he should've pushed me off the bridge."
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"What's in the bag?"
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"I figured you'd be mad at me..."
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"...so I got gifts that I found on the roadside."
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"-Who wants the one-legged teddy bear? -I do!"
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"-Not even close. -I need help! I can't do this."
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"Come on. Let's do it."
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"Sit down. All right, put your head back."
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"-How many fingers am I holding up? -Four."
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"I was thinking four."
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"-Really? -Yes!"
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"-No drops. -Great!"
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"On three. One, two, three."
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"My pillow's all wet!"
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"Well, you said it was practice!"
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"Why did you move?"
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"-Come here. -What are you doing?"
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"Stop it! Oh, my God!"
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"I am going..."
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"I am going to get..."
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"...get these drops in your eye."
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"Oh, my God! You really are freakishly strong."
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"Stop! Stop!"
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"Damn, it's empty!"
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"That is definitely Chandler, Joey or Ross."
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"Or Rachel."
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"Chandler told me what happened. He's really upset."
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"Not as upset as he'll be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests."
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"What did you do to them?"
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"There's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio."
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"I gotta ask Phoebe something about the car."
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"Hold on one second."
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"-Hey, dude. -Hey, Phoebe."
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"This wooden box keeps sliding out. What is it?"
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"My grandma."
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"And thanks. She's having a great time."
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"Is that Joey? Let me talk to him."
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"Chandler's here. He was wondering if"
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"I guess he ran out of change."
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"How am I gonna apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?"
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"Send him something. So when he gets there, he'll know you're sorry."
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"That's a good idea. I wonder where I could get a basket of porn?"
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"No, don't say, "I'm sorry," with porn."
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"Because that way he can trade it for protection."
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"I know how we're gonna figure this out."
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"Clear your mind..."
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"...and answer the first thing that comes into your head."
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"-Why are you mad? -You said I was boring."
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"When did I say you were boring?"
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"Oh, my God! I remember now! We were playing chess."
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"Phoebe, you and I have never played chess."
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"Remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing. You said I was boring."
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"Then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz."
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"There's a chance this may have been a dream."
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"Well, guess what, now I'm mad at you."
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"Otherwise we're wasting our time."
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"Stanley!"
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"Your leading man is here. Let's get to work."
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"Slight change of plans."
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"We've shut down."
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"What? Why?"
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"It's a money thing. We don't have any."
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"What?"
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"It's probably just temporary."
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"We're hoping to get some money soon. Just hang out."
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"Hang out? How long?"
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"I don't know. A week. Maybe two. The money will turn up."
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"People always wanna invest in movies. You're not rich?"
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"Hey, pal. Are you Joey Tribbiani?"
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"Thanks."
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"-Monica, it's Joey. -Hey, Joey."
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"You remember me even though you're a star."
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"Come on. It'll be years before I forget you."
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"What's it like on a movie set?"
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"Do you have a dressing room and a chair with your name?"
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"Tell Chandler he couldn't have been more wrong."
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"I gotta go, Monica. My sushi's here."
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"Everybody smile."
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"Thanks a lot. Enjoy your stay at Caesars. We hope it's toga-rific."
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"Kill me. Kill me now."
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"Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?"
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"Go!"
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"What are you doing? Get off! Oh, my God!"
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"We'll see you in about three or four hours."
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"And then she disappears. But I find out where she lives."
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"Chilling!"
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"...one penny of it goes right in Joey's pocket."
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"It's all clear except for this image of a small, purple lamp."
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"Are you mad at me because my hair gel smells?"
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"Turn it over!"
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"You're kidding, right?"
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"Worth a shot."
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"I knew you were lying!"
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"I'm not gonna see your ex-boyfriend."
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"Yes!"
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"I'll say goodbye to you at the car if you don't mind the pus."
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"That's okay."
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"Ready?"
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"Stop it!"
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"It's Joey."
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""Congratulations on your big break.""
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"Yeah, yeah, I got all that going on."
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