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Clips from Friends - The One with Chandler in a Box (S04E04)

"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]: Look, I never should've kissed your girlfriend, and I'm..."
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"...calling with our $1000 daily challenge."
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"What is the name of..."
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"Look, everyone, it's the spirit of Thanksgiving."
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"Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?"
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"...this year maybe we could do Secret Santa and then we each only buy one gift."
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"Oh, I'm gonna take a nap. Turkey makes me sleepy."
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"I know, but all that work you're doing to get it ready, and I just..."
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"Ooh."
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"Because she exchanges every gift she gets."
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"Come on, let's trade."
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"That's not true. I got her that backpack and she loved it."
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"- Her initials. - Oh."
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"Ross and Joey aren't here. You can watch the parade if you want."
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"I can't go to him when I don't have a boyfriend."
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"- Yes. - Yes. She's very excited about that."
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"It's so cool."
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"Till Monica gets back, it's like I'm head chef and I get to make all the decisions."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"What are you doing?"
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"- Everything? Even the TV? - No, I'm gonna put that in my room."
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"- But, Joey, the guy's your best friend. - No, was my best friend."
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"With him out of the way as my best friend, there's a spot open."
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"Oh, my God. Is it really that bad?"
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"And I know he only knows the bad words."
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"Hey, Joe."
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"Thanks for coming in."
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"[INTERCOM BUZZES]"
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"Hey, I'm sorry. That..."
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"What?"
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"It's not about her. Okay?"
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"Okay? They have had a very difficult year, what with the robbery and all."
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"Just wait one second. There has to be something that I can do."
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"You were just standing outside the Dairy Queen."
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"So how does it look?"
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"You've got a little scratch on your cornea. You're gonna have to wear a patch."
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"Like a pirate?"
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"If that helps you."
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"Ah."
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"- Oh. - But we broke up."
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"[IN PIRATE VOICE] So you made her walk the plank, aye, matey?"
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"- He's coming here for Thanksgiving? - I know. It's sick."
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"Is he okay in there?"
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"So, now, ahem, what exactly is the point of the box?"
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"CHANDLER: Air hole! Air hole!"
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"Here it is. I love it. I wear it all the time."
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"Well, maybe, it, uh..."
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"What did you get?"
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"Hi. Thank you. Come meet my friends."
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"- That's Chandler. CHANDLER: How do you do?"
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"Ooh, I like those sunglasses."
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"[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]"
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"See? He's nice, right?"
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"That doesn't sound like thinking to me."
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"Okay, fine."
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"This means something to me."
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"Otherwise, you're just an idiot in a box."
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"- So you're gonna take this thing seriously? CHANDLER: Absolutely."
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"That sounds like another word to me."
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"This is a movie stub from our first date."
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"This is from the museum, the first time we..."
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"We actually... We have people looking for that."
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"Oh, this always happens."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, I totally agree."
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"I mean, we're just two people who find each other..."
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"Oh, man."
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"[BOTH SHUDDER]"
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"[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV]"
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"[SHUDDERS]"
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"[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]"
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"Oh."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Chandler?"
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"Oh, he can't talk right now."
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"Why not? What's going on?"
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"Listen, um..."
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"Listen."
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"I don't wanna be someone who comes between two best friends."
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"I just... I can't stand seeing what this is doing to you guys."
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"But, you know, this is probably for the best."
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"RACHEL: What? - He can still catch her."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"I mean, this is..."
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"And merry Christmas from your Secret Santa."
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"- Oh, there they are. - Where?"
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"Aw."
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"Hello?"
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"CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]: It's me. I know you can't stand to be in the same room."
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"Hello?"
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"Stop calling!"
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"CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]: Hey, hey, hey. This is 92.3 WXRK K-Rock..."
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"All right."
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"...your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything...?"
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"Ugh, turkey."
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"Ugh, giving thanks. Ugh."
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"Are things with Joey any better?"
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"They couldn't be worse. I spent eight hours calling him..."
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"...trying to get him to talk to me."
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"Oh, wow. Eight hours."
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"So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets, huh?"
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"You shouldn't."
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"Speaking of Christmas..."
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"...since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money..."
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"And there's the added mystery of, you know, who gets who."
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"Who gets "whom.""
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"I don't know why I do that."
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"[CROWD CHEERING ON TV]"
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"We haven't eaten yet."
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"Hey, did either of you pick Rachel for your Secret Santa?"
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"- Because I wanna trade for her. - I picked her. Oh, thank God, you want her."
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"Wow, why do you wanna get rid of her so badly?"
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"It's, like, impossible to get her something she likes."
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"There was no big dog."
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"This sucks, because I already got her this briefcase and I had "R.G." put on it."
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"Maybe you can give it to somebody else. Oh. Like Ross Geller."
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"Oh, you know what, though? It's a girlie briefcase."
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"Who cares? He works in a museum."
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